Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?
Haiku # 9105 ↗ April 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!
Haiku # 9104 ↗ April 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Moe, Ron, and Lou of Zerr
Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????
Haiku # 9103 ↗ April 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Dizazta

We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...
Haiku # 9102 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri
Haiku # 9101 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9100 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...
Haiku # 9099 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Rant again
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9098 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9097 ↗ April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns
Haiku # 9096 ↗ April 13, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie
Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears
Haiku # 9095 ↗ April 13, 2001 12:36 am ET
by mellie
for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse
Haiku # 9094 ↗ April 13, 2001 12:28 am ET
by quasimodo
death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!
Haiku # 9093 ↗ April 13, 2001 12:24 am ET
by quasimodo
repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all
Haiku # 9092 ↗ April 13, 2001 12:20 am ET
by boo
Christ hangs on the cross
My balls itch and I scratch them
Where's the Holy Ghost?
Haiku # 9090 ↗ April 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
now we could all use
a good dose of caster oil
be good boys and girls
Haiku # 9089 ↗ April 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by sister flo
goose loose moose noose truce
hand dandy candy man
steeple people keep
Haiku # 9088 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9087 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9086 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9085 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9084 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9083 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9082 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9081 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9080 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9079 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9078 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9077 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9076 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9075 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9074 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9073 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9072 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9071 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9070 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9069 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9068 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9067 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9066 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9065 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9064 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9063 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9062 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9061 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9060 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9059 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9058 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9057 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9056 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9055 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows