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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9071 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9070 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9069 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9068 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9067 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9066 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9065 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9064 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9063 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9062 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9061 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9060 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9059 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9058 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9057 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9056 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9055 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9054 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9053 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9052 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9051 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9050 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9049 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9048 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9047 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9046 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9045 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9044 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9043 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9042 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9041 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9040 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9039 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9038 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9037 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9036 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9035 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9034 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9033 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9032 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9031 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9030 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9029 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9028 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9027 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9026 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9025 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9024 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9023 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ah, well. shift at work
has ended. might as well go
home and take a nap.

ah, ferret, the pork,
has ten ends. bite me, hell go,
whore, and a fake ass.
Haiku # 9022 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet