Emptiness is this
void you fill with hate, or love
Live, damn it or else...
by Moxie of who else is next?
insert race here to
blame for your own problems?
He died for you so
you don't have this excuse anymore
by Moxie of submit this you corp...
Don't like Klan talk...
we're all mutts in America
Satan is using you...
by Moxie of who's Jewish?
I just CAN'T wake up
to bad syllablication!
It ain't fair, I tell yah!
Thursday is Maundy,
Friday is Good - what, pray tell,
is this Saturday??
by Windsong
good to see
other racists like me
fuck isreal
by beerman of california
This is getting boring
Wrong number of syllables
Who Cares? So Sue me
by Anonymous Poet
This Haiku is bad
Yes it's just that horrible
Stop reading it now
by Anonymous Poet
I am sleepy now
My Head falls onto keyboard
I should get some sleep
by Anonymous Poet
brother abel was slain
by cain who was quite jealous
very bad marriage
by tracy
oh look -- it's a feh!
cry me a river of snot
your nose feels better
by tracy
rain in spain, canal
panama is south of here
how do you get there?
by tracy
it's immaculate
that i was born without sin
bear a son named Jesus
by tracy
the circles of hell --
well, what in the hell are they?
how do you get there?
by tracy
she circled a word
'romance' in dictionary
how did he find it?
by tracy
odd misheard lyric:
wait - i've got a naked plate
really: new complaint
by tracy
bright red nail polish
makes me feel safe and happy
but it chips too soon
by tracy of portland
what are you saying?
of course i did not inhale
read my lips, okay?
by tracy of portland
the current tenant
of the white house is sadly
a republican
by tracy of portland
damn green party votes
nader boy took away votes
kiss my white ass, nader
by tracy of portland
darth nader screwed al
the dark side triumphs again
gore in the toilet
by tracy of portland
voters like the truth
"yes, i invented the web"
say your prayers, al
by tracy of portland
mary knew joseph
pathogenetically
holy ghost, that's odd
could be logical
particularistic'ly
theological
by mellie
educated breath
offending not this cowboy.
Get along, doggies
by Mangina
my heart weeps for boo
who is most obviously
bitter, sad and anguished
by Anonymous Poet
your forsook lover
probably wonders the same
thing every fuck thing
by boo
three stooges of Zerr
got haiku's name wrong and their
own. Larry? Curly?
by boo
who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald
by Superduperman
any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!
by Moe, Ron, and Lou of Zerr
Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????
by Dizazta
We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...
by Moxie of hmm...
working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri
by Anonymous Poet
Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...
by Rant again
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source
addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
by Rant of Near East
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source
addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
by Rant of Near East
Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns
by mellie
Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears
by mellie
for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse
by quasimodo
death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!
by quasimodo
repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all
by boo
Christ hangs on the cross
My balls itch and I scratch them
Where's the Holy Ghost?
by Bung Daddy
now we could all use
a good dose of caster oil
be good boys and girls
by sister flo
goose loose moose noose truce
hand dandy candy man
steeple people keep
by Anonymous Poet
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
