Bad Haiku

damn green party votes
nader boy took away votes
kiss my white ass, nader

Haiku # 9114, April 13, 2001 8:27 pm ET

by tracy of portland

darth nader screwed al
the dark side triumphs again
gore in the toilet

Haiku # 9113, April 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET

by tracy of portland

voters like the truth
"yes, i invented the web"
say your prayers, al

Haiku # 9112, April 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET

by tracy of portland

mary knew joseph
pathogenetically
holy ghost, that's odd

could be logical
particularistic'ly
theological

Haiku # 9111, April 13, 2001 4:38 pm ET

by mellie

educated breath
offending not this cowboy.
Get along, doggies

Haiku # 9110, April 13, 2001 12:48 pm ET

by Mangina

my heart weeps for boo
who is most obviously
bitter, sad and anguished

Haiku # 9109, April 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

your forsook lover
probably wonders the same
thing every fuck thing

Haiku # 9108, April 13, 2001 11:35 am ET

by boo

three stooges of Zerr
got haiku's name wrong and their
own. Larry? Curly?

Haiku # 9107, April 13, 2001 11:33 am ET

by boo

who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald

Haiku # 9106, April 13, 2001 11:29 am ET

by Superduperman

any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?

Haiku # 9105, April 13, 2001 11:09 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!

Haiku # 9104, April 13, 2001 11:07 am ET

by Moe, Ron, and Lou of Zerr

Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????

Haiku # 9103, April 13, 2001 11:04 am ET

by Dizazta

We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...

Haiku # 9102, April 13, 2001 10:46 am ET

by Moxie of hmm...

working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri

Haiku # 9101, April 13, 2001 10:42 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 9100, April 13, 2001 10:31 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...

Haiku # 9099, April 13, 2001 10:30 am ET

by Rant again

Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!

Haiku # 9098, April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET

by Rant of Near East

Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!

Haiku # 9097, April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET

by Rant of Near East

Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns

Haiku # 9096, April 13, 2001 1:30 am ET

by mellie

Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears

Haiku # 9095, April 13, 2001 12:36 am ET

by mellie

for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse

Haiku # 9094, April 13, 2001 12:28 am ET

by quasimodo

death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!

Haiku # 9093, April 13, 2001 12:24 am ET

by quasimodo

repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all

Haiku # 9092, April 13, 2001 12:20 am ET

by boo

Christ hangs on the cross
My balls itch and I scratch them
Where's the Holy Ghost?

Haiku # 9090, April 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET

by Bung Daddy

now we could all use
a good dose of caster oil
be good boys and girls

Haiku # 9089, April 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET

by sister flo

goose loose moose noose truce
hand dandy candy man
steeple people keep

Haiku # 9088, April 12, 2001 6:24 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.

Haiku # 9087, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET