Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald
Haiku # 9106, April 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Superduperman
any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?
Haiku # 9105, April 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!
Haiku # 9104, April 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Moe, Ron, and Lou of Zerr
Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????
Haiku # 9103, April 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Dizazta

We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...
Haiku # 9102, April 13, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri
Haiku # 9101, April 13, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9100, April 13, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...
Haiku # 9099, April 13, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Rant again
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9098, April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9097, April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns
Haiku # 9096, April 13, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie
Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears
Haiku # 9095, April 13, 2001 12:36 am ET
by mellie
for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse
Haiku # 9094, April 13, 2001 12:28 am ET
by quasimodo
death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!
Haiku # 9093, April 13, 2001 12:24 am ET
by quasimodo
repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all
Haiku # 9092, April 13, 2001 12:20 am ET
by boo
Christ hangs on the cross
My balls itch and I scratch them
Where's the Holy Ghost?
Haiku # 9090, April 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
now we could all use
a good dose of caster oil
be good boys and girls
Haiku # 9089, April 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by sister flo
goose loose moose noose truce
hand dandy candy man
steeple people keep
Haiku # 9088, April 12, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9087, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9086, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9085, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9084, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9083, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9082, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9081, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9080, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9079, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9078, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9077, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9076, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9075, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9074, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9073, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9072, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9071, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9070, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9069, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9068, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9067, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9066, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9065, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9064, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9063, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9062, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9061, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9060, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9059, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9058, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9057, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9056, April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
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