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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
rain in spain, canal
panama is south of here
how do you get there?
Haiku # 9122 April 13, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by tracy
it's immaculate
that i was born without sin
bear a son named Jesus
Haiku # 9121 April 13, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by tracy
the circles of hell --
well, what in the hell are they?
how do you get there?
Haiku # 9120 April 13, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by tracy
she circled a word
'romance' in dictionary
how did he find it?
Haiku # 9119 April 13, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by tracy
odd misheard lyric:
wait - i've got a naked plate
really: new complaint
Haiku # 9118 April 13, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by tracy
bright red nail polish
makes me feel safe and happy
but it chips too soon
Haiku # 9117 April 13, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by tracy of portland
what are you saying?
of course i did not inhale
read my lips, okay?
Haiku # 9116 April 13, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by tracy of portland
the current tenant
of the white house is sadly
a republican
Haiku # 9115 April 13, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by tracy of portland
damn green party votes
nader boy took away votes
kiss my white ass, nader
Haiku # 9114 April 13, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by tracy of portland
darth nader screwed al
the dark side triumphs again
gore in the toilet
Haiku # 9113 April 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by tracy of portland
voters like the truth
"yes, i invented the web"
say your prayers, al
Haiku # 9112 April 13, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by tracy of portland
mary knew joseph
pathogenetically
holy ghost, that's odd

could be logical
particularistic'ly
theological
Haiku # 9111 April 13, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by mellie
educated breath
offending not this cowboy.
Get along, doggies
Haiku # 9110 April 13, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Mangina
my heart weeps for boo
who is most obviously
bitter, sad and anguished
Haiku # 9109 April 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your forsook lover
probably wonders the same
thing every fuck thing
Haiku # 9108 April 13, 2001 11:35 am ET
by boo
three stooges of Zerr
got haiku's name wrong and their
own. Larry? Curly?
Haiku # 9107 April 13, 2001 11:33 am ET
by boo
who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald
Haiku # 9106 April 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Superduperman
any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?
Haiku # 9105 April 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!
Haiku # 9104 April 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Moe, Ron, and Lou of Zerr
Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????
Haiku # 9103 April 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Dizazta

We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...
Haiku # 9102 April 13, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...
working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri
Haiku # 9101 April 13, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 9100 April 13, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...
Haiku # 9099 April 13, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Rant again
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9098 April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!
Haiku # 9097 April 13, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Rant of Near East
Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns
Haiku # 9096 April 13, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie
Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears
Haiku # 9095 April 13, 2001 12:36 am ET
by mellie
for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse
Haiku # 9094 April 13, 2001 12:28 am ET
by quasimodo
death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!
Haiku # 9093 April 13, 2001 12:24 am ET
by quasimodo
repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all
Haiku # 9092 April 13, 2001 12:20 am ET
by boo
Christ hangs on the cross
My balls itch and I scratch them
Where's the Holy Ghost?
Haiku # 9090 April 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
now we could all use
a good dose of caster oil
be good boys and girls
Haiku # 9089 April 12, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by sister flo
goose loose moose noose truce
hand dandy candy man
steeple people keep
Haiku # 9088 April 12, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9087 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9086 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9085 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9084 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9083 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9082 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9081 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9080 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9079 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9078 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9077 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9076 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9075 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9074 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9073 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9072 April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows