Waiting for answers
Who is Serena, Yasmin?
Why Angela too?

Jewish voodoo trick
Mention an acting career
Watch for chest pain

A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!

A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!

Bouncing noses and
alien tones remind me
grandma has a cock

i'm loving it too
microtonal majesty
is anti-mainstream

Angine de Poitrine
stuttering my mind for months
polka dot dot dot

Hey Serenabot:
You are boring. So boring.
Angela agrees.

Angela sucks ok
I hate Angela so much
Fight Angela now

Matpat is the fourth
most important person in
my life. Haiku yay

Megalithic walls...
Antediluvian tombs...
It boggles the mind.

another solstice
the days shall now grow longer
haiku remains bad

Who is that monkey?
It is you and it is I.
We share the descent.

Good old Jim Jordan
He hates all the dark people
Loves that dark money

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Opening salvo:
Queen. A Day at the Races.
Such a great entrance...

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It first must be cooked.
I shall not eat a raw dog.
Greetings from below.

Why 5-7-5?
Raw-dog 17 at once!
Greetings from above.

When Man Dies is it void or torture?
It is boring
Sent from Hell lol

Costa de marfíl:
Mis felicitaciones.
Ecuador perdió...

You could have ordered
ANYTHING but you ordered
plain cheese pizza. Why?

elon is launching
spaceX rings opening bell
the sky's the limit

buried in bullshit
i'm sick of feeding fat pigs
stop the gravy train

Hagee and Hegseth:
Bad theology's lap-dogs...
Warmongering dolts.

Serena love me
Love love love love love love love
me me me me me

Y'all aint bad haiku.
Y'all aint even GOOD haiku...
Y'all jus whack-ass lame.

I am the Batman,
Yet, want to be a cat man
But got too fat, man

I am stealthy guy
I have my helpful sensei
Teach me Ninja ways

I am healthy guy
I have my female helper
Squeeze me some fresh juice

I am wealthy guy
I have my helper monkey
Blow dry my armpits

The eldritch beings
Long before the human race
Brought forth bad haiku.

Cholera's bad, right?
Turns out it's a swiss dish too
Apples and cheese rocks!

Nothing can top this:
Polish beer, reading Lovecraft,
Soaking in hot tub.

It starts while ending:
The Eternal Recurrence
(a Nietzsche-market)

In autumn's springtime
The winters turn to summer
With French seasoning

older and tireder
in the autumn of a life
that still makes me laugh

Now it's a long pause
Between every bad haiku.
A terrible pause!

"They trust me. Dumb fucks"
Joke's on you, Zucc. I self-host
Bye, WhatsApp trash heap.

a simple answer
to any complex problem
is never correct

its been so long since
ive been on the haiku site
i lowkey missed it

America's dumb...
She hasn't figured out yet
Her hat's on backward.

Que reaccionen
Contra lo que es verdad,
Y que se pierdan.

Sixty-six chapters
For Isaiah to say it:
Christ is Lord and King.

this world keeps turning
plus ça change, plus c’est la même
allahu nakba

On a road trip now
Many miles today. Friend sleeps
How to wake him up?

Judah is Edom.
Mashiach is Antichrist.
Talmud is garbage.

come back danielle
this is the place to do bad
if you do it good

so many people
born into captivity
who can't see the bars

incontinence pads
satisfactory or not
will they fill the brief(s)