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by Optional Options of Stupid
sixteen will not do
haiku is calling again
because i fucked up
by ash of great shame
haiku is calling
"seventeen syllables"
all it takes is you
by ash
fiscal genius
banana republican
exporting chutzpah
by ash
Bosley done got bozzed..
He's the bosleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Elimination of Misplaced "E" in Tom's Last Name
Russian A. I. bot
Works better than their army
...not a compliment
by Do they have " bits"?
Humanoid robot
Tremendous genitalia
It looks just like me
by The ghost of Figpucker Past
Your bizkit is limp,
You write haiku like a simp,
Your wife is your pimp.
by And Your Only Customer
Did it for nookie
So you can take that cookie
Stick it up your (Yeah!)
by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
Oink oink oink meow
Cluck cluck cluck cock a doodle
Baaaaa woof woof moo oink.
by Grandma Has a Farm
Please shut the fuck up
No, really, shut the fuck up
Shut your fucking mouth
by Someone who holds a grudge against you of Your conscience
Unh. Mmmm. Ha-HA! Well...
Got ta git DOWN now child, yaaas
Wooh woo woo bay-bay...
by Funkified Fellow of 1974
Got so much to say
And so little time to think...
Wait, what? I meant "drink".
by Dipsolacious Imbibery of Libational Consolation
Boseley done got bozed..
He's the boseleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Tom Boseley's Haiku of Tom-tom Club
Wail howdy thar y'all.
Jest thought I'd say a few words,
Like: "Australia"
by Shibboleth of Sibylline Syllables
Grandma paid for it:
Southern fried chicken dinner...
Grandpa has two breasts.
by Grandma's Cocked and Loaded
My syllables: good.
Re-read it and then tell me
Where is the mistake?
by 5-7-5 on Yo Mama of Tyrone
A humble request
Less politics, more Bosley
Help a brother out
by Your stupid country died when Reagan took over
Look down below here....
What a stupid thing to write
Count your syllables
by Stupid and not able to count is no way to go through life
America gets
Exactly what it deserves...
Every "election".
by Algorithmic Voting Software
Trump not on ballot
Still got his ass kicked real bad
It's gonna get worse
by Rudderless cruise ship
The leaves are falling
And the season is changing
Tom Bosley's penis
by It's that time of year!
Capital moves on.
You are a human resource,
And can be replaced.
by Reality of Transnational Corporate Growth
Damn that missing syllabababel.
by First line of Last Haiku
Souls exorcised.
Hell and candy fetishized.
Horror (super-sized).
by Oh C'mon It's Just Fun For The Kids of Diabetic Obesity
Food stamps to be cut.
Plebes of U.S. are concerned.
They'll have to lose weight.
by Cloward-Piven of Backwards Baseball Cap Double Cheeseburger INC.
Jesus ignores you
Because you belittle Him.
React harder please.
by Ignatius of Antioch
Jesus be my shield
Whenever I do bad things
But don't wish to yield
by Jesus saves, but also appears to hate even more
Heroin junkie
Is now in charge of our health
But, drunk immigrants!
by Make it make sense
It's no fun to be
An illegal alien
With a D.U.I.
by Juanito Perez of I No Juant For Get Deeported
Its no fun to be
A illegal alien
With a fake D.L.
by Broderick Crawford of I-15
It's the First Lady:
She's the one to host big balls.
Donald can just waltz...
by Or Dribble Balls in the Court of Public Opinion
pull down that east wing
donald desires bigger balls
ostentatiously
by ash
Wearing of the cross
Does not give one permission
To be the devil
by Truth Antisocial
that trumpelstiltskin
he can weave stuff into gold
the future looks grimm
by ash
You can't get enumpf
Of that dashing Donald Drumpf.
You should kiss his rumpf!
by Since He Dominates Your Brain...
the magic potus
even when he takes a dump
he's still full of shit
by ash of channelling norman lindsay
orange labubu
american president
who's more attractive?
by ash
Global pastel tones...
The infantilization...
It's so insipid.
by Uncivilization of Mass Infantilization
Hey Acaz Ayac,
Are you the famous Inca
Who stole my green card?
by Rascar Capac of Ullantaytampu
Drumpf: German word for
sound of a turd-drop in a
toilet or latrine
by Acaz Ayac
More than family
There are beings we bond with
During our years here
by Acaz Ayac of entre cielo y tierra...
Oh Clara, Clara--
You put me over the edge
From beyond the grave . . .
by Voice of Samba
sparkling new windoze
i can barely feel the panes
now i've cleaned you up
by ash
BOOM chik-a-chik WOOH!
Boom...WOOH-- I got the power.
I got the POWER!
by SNAP of Gettin' Kinda Heavy
this whole stupid world
we're the department of truth
we've got the power
by ash of pete channelling alice
the land of was free
succumbing to fascism
is not brave, homies
by ash of kiss my starry spangles
I spies with mine eyes
Nobel prize for hotel thighs
Must be circumcised
by Five guys
We all love Bibi.
He makes war just like a beast.
His mark: special star.
by Moshe Meir of Golda Dayan
mar-a-israel
leave it flatter than matzos
watch gaza get stripped
by ash
