"We shall haiku them
On the beaches, and we shall
Haiku in the hills."

Haiku is the womb.
Haiku is also the breasts;
Great Haiku Mother.

Got beer, will haiku.
I will haiku for money,
and haiku for free.

One-wurld guvermint
Kin never stop the haiku.
Pass the moonshine, Clem.

Yeah baybeh baybeh!
(ten-minute guitar solo)
Woah now mama YEAH!

All snowed-in up here.
Everything has been canceled.
So: beer and haiku.

Not easy to guess
What Danish Eskimos want.
We need to know soon.

perhaps it can be
america's own taiwan?
turn the mike to mute

Please react harder.
You are not triggered enough.
Write angry haiku!

Keep my country's name
Out of your fucking shit mouth
- All of Canada

disinformation
and enshittification
defile a nation

politics aside
whatever you call the gulf
a schism remains

Do you know what's right?
To count all your syllables;
How many are left...

Do you know what's white?
"the Gulf of America",
So American.

donald trump's babbling
he's high on bronzing powder
and making no sense

Rastaman babbling:
He's high on marijuana
And making no sense.

like so much of life
the best haiku shall happen
as haphazard treats

Just Lofan and me.
What happened to the haiku?
Everyone gave up.

Car emissions test:
This is truly exhausting...
Ain't just blowing smoke.

An upscale wine bar:
Salam, future confidant!
May laughter echo...

No dudes in girls sports!
The woke baizou are upset!
Big win for the girls!

Don is a dealer
Lives in dense woke leftist brains
Fook around find out.

real estate donald
gaza's ready for stripping
ultimate bank deal

We need more of this:
Panty-waist Milquetoastery.
"Crumpets for you, sir."

Good faith: willable.
A fertile field: tillable.
Accounts: billable.

Haiku syllable:
My verse is unkillable...
All forms fillable.

Sail on, Titanic.
My haiku's not satanic;
It's messianic!

You seem very sad!
A good cry will help a lot
Holler louder waaaah!

I believe Lofan.
He is the true West-coast sage,
Cuz he's from the East.

Hello Wong Lofake
Nobody believes your bullshit
Please learn how to count.

What is Woman?, Man?
Ai yah ! Hao the hell to know??
Look in pants comrade-

The golden orange man!
all your base belong to him-
Holler louder wah wah!

Trump worse than Hitler.
Trump worse than Stalin and Mao--
Almost worse than me.

Old wise man returns!
Sage of Chung Nan mountain heights
Descends to bring light...

I hate Don Trump
He is making USA
To damn great again.

Ho Bai Din better!
He fooked up the whole country.
Cry louder dum chits!

All of you are feds.
All of you are fake poets.
All of you are dead!

Whoops. I thought he died,
But that chihuahua still lives.
Now, I ain't braggin'...

Jesse Duplantis
Was a yipping chihuahua.
Now he's a dead dog.

lots of people said
it's "a television tissue"
they're at the bottom

lots of people dead
it's "an elevation issue"
but who's at the top

Government trained seal:
Balances ball on its snout.
Rewarded with fish!

Time to fry yer brain
Delicious gummy morsel
With government seal

Get on here and WRITE.
Haiku calls you to the task.
Make the sun to shine.

Wenomous wipers
of this vicked, vicked vorld.
You vill be wanquished.

It's death from above:
Haiku Airborne Division.
Utter destruction.

Haiku subversion:
Governments respond as planned
Through our sneaky verse.

Frump frumpity frump.
Frump that frumpity frump thing.
It's WAY too frumpy.

Episcopal frump
Spoke its mind to Donald Trump.
Kiss transgendered rump.

WTF Trudeau:
It was a bigger bully,
Canucks just took it.

WTF 'murica
The bully likes distractions
The north won't comply