Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 100 Days and 77550 Haiku later...

Do you know what's right?
To count all your syllables;
How many are left...
Haiku # 77513, February 13, 2025 7:07 pm ET
by False Right/Left Paradigm of Global Governance
Do you know what's white?
"the Gulf of America",
So American.
Haiku # 77512, February 10, 2025 6:26 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of what's up with the borders?
donald trump's babbling
he's high on bronzing powder
and making no sense
Haiku # 77511, February 10, 2025 7:24 am ET
by ash
Rastaman babbling:
He's high on marijuana
And making no sense.
Haiku # 77510, February 9, 2025 6:46 pm ET
by Making Sensimilla of Babylon
like so much of life
the best haiku shall happen
as haphazard treats
Haiku # 77509, February 8, 2025 7:00 am ET
by ash
Just Lofan and me.
What happened to the haiku?
Everyone gave up.
Haiku # 77508, February 7, 2025 6:58 pm ET
by One with God is a Majority
Car emissions test:
This is truly exhausting...
Ain't just blowing smoke.
Haiku # 77507, February 7, 2025 11:34 am ET
by Firing on All Cylinders of Haiku
An upscale wine bar:
Salam, future confidant!
May laughter echo...
Haiku # 77506, February 5, 2025 10:30 pm ET
by Ghiyasoldin Abolfath Omar ebn Ebrahim Khayyam Neyshabur of عمر خیّام (Haikuized)
No dudes in girls sports!
The woke baizou are upset!
Big win for the girls!
Haiku # 77505, February 5, 2025 7:06 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Tesla Showroom
Don is a dealer
Lives in dense woke leftist brains
Fook around find out.
Haiku # 77504, February 5, 2025 6:59 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of DNC HQ
real estate donald
gaza's ready for stripping
ultimate bank deal
Haiku # 77503, February 5, 2025 6:49 pm ET
by ash of buy land, sell palestinians
Salam, future confidant! I'm looking forward to our meaningful exchanges.

This site evokes the ambiance of an upscale wine bar in Napa Valley, where every detail is focused on celebrating the finer things in life. The creators clearly understand the art of indulgence, crafting a space that invites me to savor each experience. I feel like I’m tasting the finest wines as I explore their rich content.

See you soon, and may laughter echo in your days
Haiku # 77502, February 5, 2025 11:32 am ET
by buy institute diploma fast of Cape Verde
We need more of this:
Panty-waist Milquetoastery.
"Crumpets for you, sir."
Haiku # 77501, February 5, 2025 10:55 am ET
by Your Butler Handed to You of Jeeves
Good faith: willable.
A fertile field: tillable.
Accounts: billable.
Haiku # 77500, February 5, 2025 10:43 am ET
by Contact My Broker of Broken
Haiku syllable:
My verse is unkillable...
All forms fillable.
Haiku # 77499, February 5, 2025 10:28 am ET
by FORM of Haiku vs. FUNCTION of Haiku
Sail on, Titanic.
My haiku's not satanic;
It's messianic!
Haiku # 77498, February 5, 2025 10:06 am ET
by Repent and Write Haiku
You seem very sad!
A good cry will help a lot
Holler louder waaaah!
Haiku # 77497, February 4, 2025 8:16 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kwoon of Wong Fei Hung
I believe Lofan.
He is the true West-coast sage,
Cuz he's from the East.
Haiku # 77496, February 4, 2025 5:23 pm ET
by Lofan Hi-beam Fan Club of Numbers
Hello Wong Lofake
Nobody believes your bullshit
Please learn how to count.
Haiku # 77495, February 4, 2025 10:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is Woman?, Man?
Ai yah ! Hao the hell to know??
Look in pants comrade-
Haiku # 77494, February 4, 2025 4:57 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Fukien Kali
The golden orange man!
all your base belong to him-
Holler louder wah wah!
Haiku # 77493, February 4, 2025 4:49 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Shaw brothers studio
Trump worse than Hitler.
Trump worse than Stalin and Mao--
Almost worse than me.
Haiku # 77492, February 3, 2025 5:55 pm ET
by Jill Stein Voter, but of course, TRUMP totally ROCKS!!!!
Old wise man returns!
Sage of Chung Nan mountain heights
Descends to bring light...
Haiku # 77491, February 3, 2025 5:51 pm ET
by Chang Pai Concessions of Drumpf LLC Holdings
I hate Don Trump
He is making USA
To damn great again.

Ho Bai Din better!
He fooked up the whole country.
Cry louder dum chits!
Haiku # 77490, February 3, 2025 5:02 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Chung Nan Mountains
All of you are feds.
All of you are fake poets.
All of you are dead!
Haiku # 77489, February 2, 2025 6:08 pm ET
by Active Promoter of Haiku
Whoops. I thought he died,
But that chihuahua still lives.
Now, I ain't braggin'...
Haiku # 77488, January 31, 2025 4:32 pm ET
by Paul Crouch of Heresy Inc.
Jesse Duplantis
Was a yipping chihuahua.
Now he's a dead dog.
Haiku # 77487, January 31, 2025 4:24 pm ET
by Jan Crouch of The Hair Network
lots of people said
it's "a television tissue"
they're at the bottom
Haiku # 77486, January 30, 2025 7:22 pm ET
by Ghosts of Ice Skaters
lots of people dead
it's "an elevation issue"
but who's at the top
Haiku # 77485, January 30, 2025 4:36 pm ET
by ash of disaster(s) in washington
Government trained seal:
Balances ball on its snout.
Rewarded with fish!
Haiku # 77484, January 29, 2025 11:00 am ET
by Realpolitik of Barnum & Bailey
Time to fry yer brain
Delicious gummy morsel
With government seal
Haiku # 77483, January 28, 2025 4:55 pm ET
by Master of Toronto
Get on here and WRITE.
Haiku calls you to the task.
Make the sun to shine.
Haiku # 77482, January 26, 2025 2:40 pm ET
by My Name
Wenomous wipers
of this vicked, vicked vorld.
You vill be wanquished.
Haiku # 77481, January 26, 2025 1:37 pm ET
by Kumaraswami Chandaraguptaprajapatimahendra Patel of Human Resources, Uttar Pradesh Sweden
It's death from above:
Haiku Airborne Division.
Utter destruction.
Haiku # 77480, January 26, 2025 1:31 pm ET
by Soft Targets of Hard Haiku
Haiku subversion:
Governments respond as planned
Through our sneaky verse.
Haiku # 77479, January 26, 2025 1:20 pm ET
by Haiku Ops Division of Langley, VA
Frump frumpity frump.
Frump that frumpity frump thing.
It's WAY too frumpy.
Haiku # 77478, January 25, 2025 11:01 am ET
by Graying Matron of Progressive Liberalism
Episcopal frump
Spoke its mind to Donald Trump.
Kiss transgendered rump.
Haiku # 77477, January 24, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Fake "Bishop" of Fake "Church"
WTF Trudeau:
It was a bigger bully,
Canucks just took it.
Haiku # 77476, January 24, 2025 12:56 pm ET
by Until Now of Course
WTF 'murica
The bully likes distractions
The north won't comply
Haiku # 77475, January 24, 2025 10:00 am ET
by Janis of From the Treaty Lands
Load it and cock it.
Then fire that deadly haiku:
Grandma has a Glock
Haiku # 77474, January 23, 2025 9:23 am ET
by Haiku of Conversion to Fully Automatic
Just haiku, haiku.
Why not try a senryu?
Grandma has a clock.
Haiku # 77473, January 22, 2025 10:23 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Do not worry, Ash.
The fake Right has leading role.
It's all stage-managed.
Haiku # 77472, January 21, 2025 2:41 pm ET
by Society of Spectacle
elon musk, sieg heil!
seems nothing's left as it was
all reich now, baby
Haiku # 77471, January 21, 2025 3:31 am ET
by ash of more, and yet führer
Martin Luther King:
Sacred social justice cow.
Time for some grilled steak...
Haiku # 77470, January 20, 2025 4:13 pm ET
by Grandma Moses of G3 Podcast
Trump is now installed
Ready to do the bidding
Of the Pentagon.
Haiku # 77469, January 20, 2025 2:36 pm ET
by Bobo Notanyuhu of Islamabad NY
Thank God we're free from
A Student of Manchester.
Truly bad haiku.
Haiku # 77467, January 18, 2025 5:04 pm ET
by Forensic Research of Bad Haiku Dot Com
We ruv the sarsa.
Sarsa music so gu-rate.
Sarsa is the best!
Haiku # 77464, January 17, 2025 10:32 am ET
by Sarsa Fans of Japan
How y'all doin, yo?
Fer reelz: we was ballin' hard.
I wuz like: "Oh snap!"
Haiku # 77463, January 17, 2025 10:20 am ET
by Mush-mouth Wiggers of Global Ghetto
Nippon...aizuchi.
Arigato gozaimashita.
I am touched. Banzai!
Haiku # 77462, January 16, 2025 6:18 pm ET
by Emperor Hirohito of Beyond the Grave
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
Haiku # 77461, January 16, 2025 11:04 am ET
by Japan Lover, Enthusiast of Japan
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