Haiku is the womb.
Haiku is also the breasts;
Great Haiku Mother.
by Life-giving Sustainer of Haiku
Got beer, will haiku.
I will haiku for money,
and haiku for free.
by Freedom of 1967 Haiku Congressional Act
One-wurld guvermint
Kin never stop the haiku.
Pass the moonshine, Clem.
by Pappy Yokum of Moonshine Holler
Yeah baybeh baybeh!
(ten-minute guitar solo)
Woah now mama YEAH!
by Boomer Rock of 1970s Hey Detroit it's Great to Be Here etc.
All snowed-in up here.
Everything has been canceled.
So: beer and haiku.
by Haiku Removal of Getting Plowed
Not easy to guess
What Danish Eskimos want.
We need to know soon.
by Yankee Trader of Mukluk/Snowmobile Consortium LLC
perhaps it can be
america's own taiwan?
turn the mike to mute
by ash of no more nuuks
Please react harder.
You are not triggered enough.
Write angry haiku!
by Donald T. of Your Neurosis
Keep my country's name
Out of your fucking shit mouth
- All of Canada
by Angry Beaver of True north
disinformation
and enshittification
defile a nation
by ash
politics aside
whatever you call the gulf
a schism remains
by ash of water you sayin'?
Do you know what's right?
To count all your syllables;
How many are left...
by False Right/Left Paradigm of Global Governance
Do you know what's white?
"the Gulf of America",
So American.
by Nico, apparently of what's up with the borders?
donald trump's babbling
he's high on bronzing powder
and making no sense
by ash
Rastaman babbling:
He's high on marijuana
And making no sense.
by Making Sensimilla of Babylon
like so much of life
the best haiku shall happen
as haphazard treats
by ash
Just Lofan and me.
What happened to the haiku?
Everyone gave up.
by One with God is a Majority
Car emissions test:
This is truly exhausting...
Ain't just blowing smoke.
by Firing on All Cylinders of Haiku
An upscale wine bar:
Salam, future confidant!
May laughter echo...
by Ghiyasoldin Abolfath Omar ebn Ebrahim Khayyam Neyshabur of عمر خیّام (Haikuized)
No dudes in girls sports!
The woke baizou are upset!
Big win for the girls!
by Wong Lofan of Tesla Showroom
Don is a dealer
Lives in dense woke leftist brains
Fook around find out.
by Wong Lofan of DNC HQ
real estate donald
gaza's ready for stripping
ultimate bank deal
by ash of buy land, sell palestinians
We need more of this:
Panty-waist Milquetoastery.
"Crumpets for you, sir."
by Your Butler Handed to You of Jeeves
Good faith: willable.
A fertile field: tillable.
Accounts: billable.
by Contact My Broker of Broken
Haiku syllable:
My verse is unkillable...
All forms fillable.
by FORM of Haiku vs. FUNCTION of Haiku
Sail on, Titanic.
My haiku's not satanic;
It's messianic!
by Repent and Write Haiku
You seem very sad!
A good cry will help a lot
Holler louder waaaah!
by Wong Lofan of Kwoon of Wong Fei Hung
I believe Lofan.
He is the true West-coast sage,
Cuz he's from the East.
by Lofan Hi-beam Fan Club of Numbers
Hello Wong Lofake
Nobody believes your bullshit
Please learn how to count.
by Anonymous Poet
What is Woman?, Man?
Ai yah ! Hao the hell to know??
Look in pants comrade-
by Wong Lofan of Fukien Kali
The golden orange man!
all your base belong to him-
Holler louder wah wah!
by Wong Lofan of Shaw brothers studio
Trump worse than Hitler.
Trump worse than Stalin and Mao--
Almost worse than me.
by Jill Stein Voter, but of course, TRUMP totally ROCKS!!!!
Old wise man returns!
Sage of Chung Nan mountain heights
Descends to bring light...
by Chang Pai Concessions of Drumpf LLC Holdings
I hate Don Trump
He is making USA
To damn great again.
Ho Bai Din better!
He fooked up the whole country.
Cry louder dum chits!
by Wong Lofan of Chung Nan Mountains
All of you are feds.
All of you are fake poets.
All of you are dead!
by Active Promoter of Haiku
Whoops. I thought he died,
But that chihuahua still lives.
Now, I ain't braggin'...
by Paul Crouch of Heresy Inc.
Jesse Duplantis
Was a yipping chihuahua.
Now he's a dead dog.
by Jan Crouch of The Hair Network
lots of people said
it's "a television tissue"
they're at the bottom
by Ghosts of Ice Skaters
lots of people dead
it's "an elevation issue"
but who's at the top
by ash of disaster(s) in washington
Government trained seal:
Balances ball on its snout.
Rewarded with fish!
by Realpolitik of Barnum & Bailey
Time to fry yer brain
Delicious gummy morsel
With government seal
by Master of Toronto
Get on here and WRITE.
Haiku calls you to the task.
Make the sun to shine.
by My Name
Wenomous wipers
of this vicked, vicked vorld.
You vill be wanquished.
by Kumaraswami Chandaraguptaprajapatimahendra Patel of Human Resources, Uttar Pradesh Sweden
It's death from above:
Haiku Airborne Division.
Utter destruction.
by Soft Targets of Hard Haiku
Haiku subversion:
Governments respond as planned
Through our sneaky verse.
by Haiku Ops Division of Langley, VA
Frump frumpity frump.
Frump that frumpity frump thing.
It's WAY too frumpy.
by Graying Matron of Progressive Liberalism
Episcopal frump
Spoke its mind to Donald Trump.
Kiss transgendered rump.
by Fake "Bishop" of Fake "Church"
WTF Trudeau:
It was a bigger bully,
Canucks just took it.
by Until Now of Course
WTF 'murica
The bully likes distractions
The north won't comply
by Janis of From the Treaty Lands
Load it and cock it.
Then fire that deadly haiku:
Grandma has a Glock
by Haiku of Conversion to Fully Automatic
