I smell something bad.
It must be Darth in the house,
That haiku master...

Don't believe the MSM
Donald Trump is a good guy
who will save us from Biden
Have a great day!

shoot, that can't be right
don't second that amendment
shake up the parties

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Tampered with the brakes
Hark! I hear the Ding Dong cart!
Runaway phallus!

too many syllables
and wrong on so many counts
shaft dunk should withdraw

Overinflated
Ref held onto your football
You squealed like a pig

no apostrophe's
that was a catastrophe
die for my syntax

feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya

My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart

That cat named Morris
Did he use all his nine lives?
Balut egg salute!

there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running

We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.

Reading the haiku
Dogs smelling under each tail
for the latest news

Glad you're all alive.
Thought I was alone with bots.
My sigh of relief.

My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town

The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy

Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.

where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed

UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.

the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short

was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive

Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can

my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?

injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up

To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)

Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!

a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.

droplet of water
frozen by a chilly night,
drips in morning light.

a brook flows along
happily it babbles on,
giving back moonlight.

a tiny rainbow
shines forth on a rainy day,
greetings from nature.

a single white cloud
it floats by in the blue sky,
peaceful and serene.

first a rat did scurry
then a cat came stalking near,
fly quickly dear birds.

penny on the ground
no one wants to pick you up,
you shine all alone.

a bird chirps alone
echoes of its song unheard,
lonely in a tree.

a pebble so small
glistening in the sunlight,
a happy heart swells.

A blade of grass weeps
Bent and broken by the wind
Alone in a field

it's just like buses
for ages there isn't one
then lots come at once

I'm so very sad.
No haiku here recently.
What happened to you?

Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.

Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!

Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.

Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."

ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment

and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed

And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?

well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash

speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?

you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool

Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)

Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables