They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey 
 
			
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois- 
 
			
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
by ash of arigato gozaimasu 
 
			
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
 Japaning while drunk.
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture 
 
			
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
by ash
 
			
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc. 
 
			
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
by Mox
 
			
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane  
 
			
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA 
 
			
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
by Mox of Not that I know 
 
			
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff  will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
 
			
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox 
 
			
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox 
 
			
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
by Mox
 
			
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys 
 
			
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE 
 
			
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
 
			
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
by Vhs
 
			
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
by Vhs
 
			
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire 
 
			
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock. 
to place on your grave.
by Woke Awareness  of Snoring into Next Century 
 
			
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a
Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
by Vhs
 
			
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
by  Somebody hoit  yours feewings?
 
			
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
by Vhs
 
			
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance 
 
			
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today 
 
			
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity 
 
			
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century 
 
			
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
by Slumbers  of the Slept 
 
			
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe 
 
			
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ 
 
			
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
by Vhs
 
			
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
by ash of the rock steady crew 
 
			
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
by vhs
 
			
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions 
 
			
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
by Par King of Violation 
 
			
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here? 
In this joyless world?
by Mox of Waiting for godot. 
 
			
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
by Mox
 
			
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
by Mox
 
			
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
by West of Tempe, AZ 
 
			
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
by Mox
 
			
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields 
Here comes the cream corn
by I. Dig
 
			
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming 
 
			
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere 
You are on your own
by Anonymous poet  of Sag Harbor  
 
			
Hello! How to contact support?
by KevinDop of Latvia 
 
			
Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.
by Never Tire of Starting WARS 
 
			
I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the 
entire haiku
by It's Re-anna not Re-ahnah
 
			
Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.
by Janis of the Fediverse 
 
			
Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.
by Hannes of Japan