you forgot "septic"
i happen to have noticed
fingers? who needs them!
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing screams hot stuff
Like overweight cannibals
Burning their fingers
by Ouch Darn Warm of Tart
You cannot improve
if you're already perfect.
Talkin' 'bout Cyan.
by Bald girls are hot!
I think you can buy
DYI lobotomy
kits on Amazon.
by Or used on ebay.
My envy for you
So makes me want to hate you
I am so shattered
Lobotomize me
I barely joke anymore
Catatonic joy
by f2m
Butt butt in the WHAT?
I'm talking about music.
Get your head out your
by Assessing the Assets of 70s Glam-rock.
I was here for Seth
Took pictures to remember
But I’ll still forget
by Cyan who can’t think of anything to better her life
I'll check out roxy.
Later though, not right this sec.
My music is weird.
by I phink you freaky. of What-what in the butt. Etc.
This might sound kinky.
I want to be crucified.
Upside down and nude.
by Things might get messy.
Hey Darth, I wonder:
do you like Roxy Music?
They were a great band.
by Bryan Ferry Was/Is a Master of R + R
A movie pirate
pirating pirate movies.
Expensive key lime.
by Pie rates are going up.
I think we should meet.
You kill me then I'll kill you.
Wait, that might not work.
Cannibalism?
Make a tasty roast of me.
Sell the sandwiches.
by Logistic difficulties.
I’m waiting for it
Perfect opportunity
Slip away and die
by It’s fucking me again of You know where (Cyan Land)
Membranous balloon
nasal cavity exit
spiritgasm blast.
by Ouchy
There was a strange clown.
Jugular the Juggler.
On his unibike.
by Juggalo Family of Shotgun this 500cc 'TussinDM.
Where are all the birds?
They are waiting for the worms.
For the worms to come.
by sic(k) of Birdfeeder
I am still at work
My manager made me boss
While he is sick
by Cyan the Jefe of The Team
Changing the subject
implies involvement and guilt,
murder and stealing
by Beady eyes and flapping heads
Hockey Canada
It’s truly phenomenal
Buddhist and Catholic
by Cyan like actually of I’m bad headed and blah blah Sleitchen
That Justin Trudeau!
Such a sly stylish fellow.
I sure love that boy.
by Maple Leaf Rag of Scott Joplin
Brown's a good color
to identify with if
you're a piece of shit.
When 900 years old you've reached, look as good you will not, hmm?
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by Brown
An apartment is
something you would want to die
for? That's just insane!
by Even with a bad brain, things don't add up. of We should all be colors. I will be brown, for obvious reasons.
So, sk, it seems there
is doom & gloom around the
corner. Is it true?
by Digging has paid off.
I finally ate
I haven’t eaten all day
Time to go night night
by Cyan who is talking of going to actual sleep
Here, have some nachos.
All organic plantain chips
drenched with limburger.
by Damn hippies, get off my lawn!
On that day in March
The apartment goes back up
And be rented out
by Cyan of Not my apartment tho
Those are beautiful
answers, my friends. I mean that.
Thanks for that laughter.
It's much needed as old age settles in like that first hard frost, killing all the life above ground. But I think this time it... words are not coming to me... Let's just say it's getting dark in the old egg noggin. No worries though.
I just wish I could reverse time and undo a LOT of things. Life. Well, I guess my evils are just little ones compared to shit I see in news these days. But still...
I really needed that laughter, so thanks. Coffee, mint chocolate chip, anything with berries. Egg nog, but that's only seasonal... and hard to find!
But still, what's on the 22nd? If you don't mind.
Big changes in my life also... Strange parallels.
One thing I realize a bit late... To be a good person doesn't really mean you have to actively be good... It's more about just not being a dick to ppl. And I have been, many times.
by Come on back vhs and ash! We need more grumpy old men on here. LOL.
I take my ice cream
Festooned with cigarette butts
For the fire and ice
by It reminds me of your love
I have missed you, Darth
You helped me through a dark time
Step into the light
by Starkitten of Sincerity
My favorite ice cream
Chocolate with chocolate chips
Inside of a cone
by Cyan — for real of SlTX
Noticer is she
Also known as Starkitten
Purrcific Northwest
by Noticer of Details
Muscle Milk talking?
I choose Darth Figpucker's wrath
You gonna throw cheese?
by Cheddar of Incoming!!
Darth's favorite ice cream
The kind a little kid drops
on the cruel sidewalk
by Jerker of Tears
What about ice cream?
What's your favorite brand/flavor?
Noticer knows mine.
by He knows everything about me.
What's March twenty-two.
What could you be waiting for?
The death of the Darth?
by Cyan is noticer pretending to be Darth. of Bring balance to The Farts.
March 22nd
I will be waiting for it
Or I will be dead
by Cyan of Scheming or dying those are the only options
I am not Janis
Janis has nuked my poems
The really sad ones
by Cyan who is tired of everything
I miss vhs,
ash, iamback, and others.
Cyan is Janis.
And Janis is noticer, the naughty enticer, icer of drinks for the brain freeze slushy of the soul scorcher.
Pain increases, the lease is expired, I've been fired.
LIVE! BE HAPPY NOW! OR FACE MY WRATH!
What's your favorite ice cream. Anyone? Ever mix it with Bailey's or some other fine liquer? That's a nice thing to do... make it for someone you care about as a surprise. I order you. Do it today! Before it's too late!
by Sponsored by Haagen-Dazs of Fine ice cream made with premium ingredients. https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs
That extra Cyan was a Darth!
by Spectrum of Light
That extra syllable was a fart
by Noticer of Details
What a gorgeous day
I just got some new stickers
I want to gift them
by Cyan of Here
I still have that crush
But, let's keep it on the hush
I like it slow, no rush
by John of Flushing, New York
Yes, well, OK Darth.
Your split personalities
Are all on display.
by Circus of Your Soul
That's hardly a sin.
Try to be a good person.
Get on with your life.
We all do dumb stuff
we wish that we could take back.
My whole life's like that.
by I'm sure you noticed. of Change now and you won't die with head full of regrets... might be too late for me.
The worst sin I’ve done?
I do not want to improve
So it is all moot
by Cyan Chan of SlTX
Okay... what the hell did you do so unforgivable?
Bomb nursing homes?
Child prostitution ring?
Nursing home prostitution ring?
Purposely spread HIV?
Left home w/o mask?
Bought single-use plastic?
Imitate another poet?
Jesus forgives you.
But will you forgive yourself?
That is what matters.
by Be your own savior. of Give Jesus a break.
The two other syllables were dog farts
by Noticer of Details
I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable
by Cyan Cheyenne Sigh Anne of You know where
You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.
I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.
by Be good.
Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!
by Cyan of Sugar Land of Why do you care where the old poets have gone
