Dude, you're pissing me
Off, maybe I just need to ignore
The psychopath that

Posts here but fuck off
Fuck you, fuck your fantasies
Fuck your sociopathy

Fuck your unhinged threats
Against strangers, good friends live
There, get a life or

Get lost and fuck off

I'll not stop writing
"DTZ" until he's dead.
Nuclear mishap?

I feel like a slug.
Ate way too much damn turkey.
Got me all plugged up.

Here I sit, broken-
hearted, tried to write haiku,
but someone didn't replace the toilet paper.

Time machine wanted.
I'll kill Zuckerberg's parents
before they conceive.

Maybe Bezos too.
They caused corona virus.
Therefore they should die.

If you send spam sites,
at least make sure its good porn.
Dolphins bang fat chick.

And I can't read it.
At least translate your damn ads.
Lazy pig commies.

I can suggest you
Many website to visit
From dull Chinese bots.

You should not be here.
This website's not for children.
Leave or we'll spank you.

Watch my nude haiku.
PornHub poetry readings.
Includes flatulence.

Dearest Santa Claus
What I would like for Christmas
Figbit haiku watch

I farted so loud
it woke the people nextdoor;
the called the police.

The police said I
can kill Zuckerberg because
nobody likes him.

Dearest Santa Claus,
What I would like for Christmas
is Zuckerberg dead.

While we are at it,
we can also bomb "Meta".
Take down their servers!

That would be the best
Christmas gift I ever got.
Doesn't matter how.

But if Zuckerberg
were eaten alive by pigs,
that would be awesome!

Jesus blah blah blah.
Everyone hates Christmas songs.
Now the next topic.

Murdering the douche.
Yes, of course, Mark Zuckerberg.
Dark web sniper gear.

It needs to be done.
Free the world of his zombies.
Virtually dead.

Why didn't Jesus
walk on a bunch of hot coals?
That would be something.

I'll never forget
waking up Christmas morning
and finding him there
all covered with soot
I think he pissed himself, too.
Jesus in fireplace.

It isn't murder.
Zuckerberg isn't human.
Zombie cyborg creep.

Zuckerberg should die.
Who needs your damn articles.
Poison, guns, and bombs.

I can suggest to visit to you a site on which there are many articles on this question.

Fusion energy
is not going to save us.
Neither will haiku.

Kill someone you hate.
Let your hatred free your soul.
And then go fishing.

Pumpkin spice latte.
Pineapple on pizza's gay.
And then there's Facebook.

It cannot get worse.
And then *poof!* there's metaverse.
Zuckerberg's evil.

Inedible verse
in the metaverse is worse.
Rehearse in your hearse.

You know what you need?
Funeral limo handjob.
Brings you back to life.

Gosh it's so BRILLIANT!
What you just wrote. Sheer brilliance...
So what's for dinner?

lisa! you are tearing
me apart! i did not hit
her...its bullshit,no...

i....did...NAWT, oh hi
mark, how is your sex life...um
where is the guy from?

Inedible verse
dogs sniff and leave uneaten
They call it haiku

Indelible ink
shoots from an octopus dink
Ocean autograph

Thanksgiving thunder!

Giblet fire from down under!

(Toilet gobbling sounds)

Artemis was weird
Hated violence but she was
Fine with killing kids

cars 2 is the best
mater kills bad car nazis
finn is really hot

On the thirteenth day
of Christmas my true love died.
Darth wanted the corpse...

In the Philippines
Christmas season lasts five months.
I haven't gone postal.

Yet.

God I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.

Oh shit. Christmas songs.
Words cannot express how I
Soooo hate Christmas songs!

Change "Black Friday" to
"African American
post Thanksgiving Day".

We are just cattle.
In one hole, out the other.
Consume, rinse, repeat.

Will the Turdmaster
then ask to add corn to your
Door Dash shopping cart?

all right all right i
knew you were into leather
but this is too much

i think i will just
cum on the Bible and quit
reading books on line

my new invention
Turdmaster Talking Toilet
"I see you ate corn!"

You people need help.
Can't you just tell some fart jokes?
Here, pull my finger.

i think im just going
to read the Bible and quit
coming on line

Just one more please, mom:
With, um, more cranberry sauce,
and some more haiku.

I eat rotten verse.
Got problem with that, old man?
Fucking commies. Damn...

That was not turkey.
That was your mother, served hot.
I stuffed her real good.

I cant stop. Oh God...
I can't stop writing pure gold.
It hurts to be me.

The cold turkey cure:
You try to kick it. You try...
then you make sandwich.

Oh, you can't relate?
Oh, you do not eat turkey?
Get with the program!

Just do more shopping!
Go buy lots more stuff online.
Spend and heal the world!

Black Friday: rayciss.
It should be called "White Friday"
to halt injustice.

China may attack
While we sleeping off turkey.
Wake up! Go shopping!

Butt potter in my gravy...
And then I eat pie-kin pump.
Medicinal WHAT?

South Park? Oh forsooth.
Sir, must you be so vulgar?
Haiku is high art.