Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #73936
Inedible verse
in the metaverse is worse.
Rehearse in your hearse.

You know what you need?
Funeral limo handjob.
Brings you back to life.
Haiku #73936
Posted: November 26, 2021 2:49 pm ET
Poet & location: Death to Zuckerberg of DTZ