lisa! you are tearing
me apart! i did not hit
her...its bullshit,no...
i....did...NAWT, oh hi
mark, how is your sex life...um
where is the guy from?
by vhs of checking The Room
Inedible verse
dogs sniff and leave uneaten
They call it haiku
Indelible ink
shoots from an octopus dink
Ocean autograph
by Ink of Dink
Thanksgiving thunder!
Giblet fire from down under!
(Toilet gobbling sounds)
by LaTrina Fuller of Flushing, NY
Artemis was weird
Hated violence but she was
Fine with killing kids
by cursedmints
cars 2 is the best
mater kills bad car nazis
finn is really hot
by cursedmints
On the thirteenth day
of Christmas my true love died.
Darth wanted the corpse...
by Not Sure For What of Said It Was "An Experiment"
In the Philippines
Christmas season lasts five months.
I haven't gone postal.
Yet.
by Xmas stockings full of dried fish and balot.
God I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
by Right?
Oh shit. Christmas songs.
Words cannot express how I
Soooo hate Christmas songs!
by dw
Change "Black Friday" to
"African American
post Thanksgiving Day".
by Anonymous Poet
We are just cattle.
In one hole, out the other.
Consume, rinse, repeat.
by Grumpy Old Figpucker
Will the Turdmaster
then ask to add corn to your
Door Dash shopping cart?
by Next it will chew the food for you.
all right all right i
knew you were into leather
but this is too much
by vhs of king james would ratio you
i think i will just
cum on the Bible and quit
reading books on line
by me so funny of me tell joke #1
my new invention
Turdmaster Talking Toilet
"I see you ate corn!"
by Bathrooms of the Future
You people need help.
Can't you just tell some fart jokes?
Here, pull my finger.
by Darth Whorendous
i think im just going
to read the Bible and quit
coming on line
by vhs
Just one more please, mom:
With, um, more cranberry sauce,
and some more haiku.
by Get Stuffed Chief Massasoit of Massachusetts
I eat rotten verse.
Got problem with that, old man?
Fucking commies. Damn...
by Generalisimo Franthisco Franco of St. Theresa's Arm
That was not turkey.
That was your mother, served hot.
I stuffed her real good.
by Pasha Mehmet Gobblioglu of Old Istanbul, New Jersey
I cant stop. Oh God...
I can't stop writing pure gold.
It hurts to be me.
by This Pathetic World Will Soon Recognize My Brilliance in spite of My Exalted Humility
The cold turkey cure:
You try to kick it. You try...
then you make sandwich.
by On Whole Wheat Toast with lots of Mayo of Ouagadouggou, Upper Volta
Oh, you can't relate?
Oh, you do not eat turkey?
Get with the program!
by We Are Esspik Eenglis Here Senyor of Oaxaca, Rhode Island
Just do more shopping!
Go buy lots more stuff online.
Spend and heal the world!
by World Peace Through Frenzy of Shopping in a Stupor
Black Friday: rayciss.
It should be called "White Friday"
to halt injustice.
by So Shut Up and Buy on 26th of November for Racial Reconciliation
China may attack
While we sleeping off turkey.
Wake up! Go shopping!
by Xi Pinjing of C.C.P.
Butt potter in my gravy...
And then I eat pie-kin pump.
Medicinal WHAT?
by Pump up the Jam of Rasberry
South Park? Oh forsooth.
Sir, must you be so vulgar?
Haiku is high art.
by Lofty Heights of Fart Jokes
Okay, let me guess.
Pot butter in your gravy.
And your pumpkin pie.
by Medicinal, right? of I didn't inhale.
My muse talk turkey.
Then she serve me apple pie.
My muse get me high.
by Incorrect Third-person Cojugations of My Whoop-ass Muse
The new South Park rocked.
And you won't guess what happened!
That kid Kenny died.
by You should watch it.
Thanksgiving's OK...
But bad haiku is the BOMB.
It blew up my muse.
by She Was Inflatable, thus sort of Relatable
What up VHS
I am in Moxieland now...
The way life should be.
by Ayuh Wicked Good of Finestkind
Darth ate balot egg
Stuffed with live turkey and drugs.
Tryptophan deluxe.
by Plimoth Pharmacy of 1620
Happy thanksgiving
To elect haiku remnant.
"I am the turkey".
by Dig My Wattles of Shimmy Shimmy Shake and make a sandwich next day
Call me Robot Frost
Stopping to crap in your forest
My horse think's you're queer
by Deepdank Woods of Rural Porn Star
It's snowing cocaine
Look how productive I am.
Poetry Robot
by Clunk of Junk
who gets the gizzard?
settle this once and for all
who gets the wishbone?
by Cassowary not of Casseroles
China will kill us.
China will kill the planet
for communism.
by More greedy than capitalists.
cup of coffee 7
pm, snow already? well
here we go again...
by vhs of and so it goes.
Devil Artemis
turned Perfect Cell into an
antihero with Kermit
yes, that frog.
by vhs
the old man in the
corner of the website did
the best poem here.
by vhs
we go off into
a tomb eventually
eat the scroll and speak.
by vhs
we eat off china
made in china with other
things made in china.
by vhs
China won’t kill us.
They need us for their demand.
Don’t worry too much.
by Random Indian of Random US City
Gas prices aren't high.
The population is high.
China will kill us.
by https://nypost.com/2021/10/18/war-movie-about-defeat-of-us-army-tops-chinas-box-office/ of So pure and wholesome.
Turkey is awesome.
I can eat it all day long.
Nap and eat some more.
by Thankfully fully full.
ah, welcome back my
lovely bad poets, we have
a place again now
thanks Janis...seriously
by vhs of thanksgiving haiku, i know canada...october...
Turkeys are stupid!
Look up in the rain and drown.
And those gay feathers.
by Roast turkey for Thanksgiving.
Figgy Figsgiving
Fork over the puckered figs
Please, more gutter pigs
by Figteenth of Figuary
