Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 323 Days and 76089 Haiku later...

The fox pox pine box???
That bothered you??? I'm sorry.
I was just goofing.

Bet you wear cute socks.
Haiku # 73623, November 15, 2021 10:51 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
I am not fighting.
I notice Noticer knows
my identity.

"I will kill you if you tell."
meaning he/she/it know me personally.
The "dead rabbit" line gave it away.
Along with a million other not so subtle hints.
We will see, we will see.
Haiku # 73622, November 15, 2021 10:46 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of No long plucking figs, and thank God for that!
Darth, you need a hug
Stop fighting with the poets
I made you decaf
Haiku # 73621, November 15, 2021 10:16 am ET
by One of the other poets
i think some seek a
great savior only to find
in this world it's fake
Haiku # 73620, November 15, 2021 10:08 am ET
by vhs
i would like to see
more people on this site post
different haiku
Haiku # 73619, November 15, 2021 10:04 am ET
by vhs
i know I've just got
to walk out that door and get
the fresh air of the

pines and fall and call
it a real walk and not a space
for cyber highways
Haiku # 73618, November 15, 2021 10:00 am ET
by vhs
I'm glad you're still here
I almost ended up in a
box, worked out, still

going strong, heart health just
might save lives after all, weird
how we all turn out...
Haiku # 73617, November 15, 2021 9:59 am ET
by vhs
This site had a troll
From '03-'17
I will outlast you
Haiku # 73616, November 15, 2021 9:55 am ET
by Janis of That must be a record!
usually when it's
about me dying i might
take it personal.
Haiku # 73615, November 15, 2021 9:44 am ET
by vhs
dude, it's stuff like that
that made me leave here and stop
posting haiku here.
Haiku # 73614, November 15, 2021 9:43 am ET
by vhs
Mox stocks rocks fox pox.
It put him in a pine box.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox.
Haiku # 73613, November 15, 2021 9:29 am ET
by I am not Sam. I will eat green eggs and ham. of It's Ma'am! (I notice you assume to much.)
well this is a drat
a bother, shows how old we
are facebook a dream
Haiku # 73612, November 15, 2021 8:47 am ET
by vhs of im usually mox too
300 hits to this site each day.
297 are bots.
1 is Janis trying to delete the bot spam.
The others are the only 2 poets posting here under multiple names pretending to be different people.
Haiku # 73611, November 15, 2021 7:15 am ET
by Good job!
If the Axis won,
I bet there'd be no balot
in the Philippines.
Haiku # 73610, November 15, 2021 7:08 am ET
by Even the Nippers aren't that nasty.
Thunderbird, Night Train,
Mad Dog Twenty-Twenty.
Brand name, not vintage.

Vintage ghetto wine.
Now THAT is fucking funny.
Pairs with Velveeta.
Haiku # 73609, November 15, 2021 6:57 am ET
by I Noticed your yellow lips. of OH! That's from crack. Okay.
If the Axis won,
these Russian boner pill ads
could well be poo porn.
Haiku # 73608, November 15, 2021 6:52 am ET
by Things could always be worse.
Beaujolais red wine.
Two-thousand-fifteen is good.
Pairs well with hookers.

And sharp cheddar.
Haiku # 73607, November 15, 2021 6:48 am ET
by Right!
Germany/Japan.
They make the disgusting porn
US frat boy watch.
Haiku # 73605, November 15, 2021 6:42 am ET
by $upply & demand.
Okay, let's talk wine.
That's way more appropriate.
What's your favorite?
Haiku # 73604, November 15, 2021 6:39 am ET
by What's a famous Jewish wine? of "I want to go to Hawaii!"... Oh, I thought you said whine.
I cannot fathom
enjoying being pooed on.
Explain Noticer.
Haiku # 73603, November 15, 2021 6:36 am ET
by What's that do for you?
The sewers are fun.
Did you notice me in the
toilet hole waiting.
Haiku # 73602, November 15, 2021 6:33 am ET
by Oh, wait, no... that's Germany. Maybe Japan. of Why are the WWII axis powers such epic perverts?
He brewed a bad brew
of Hebrew Manischewitz.
Man, it was the shits.
Haiku # 73601, November 15, 2021 6:29 am ET
by vhs... NOT of ;-)
A knock at the door
A single knock followed by
sixteen rapid knocks
Haiku # 73600, November 15, 2021 2:42 am ET
by Salesman of Haiku
Haiku supply chain
The source of all bad haiku
Philippines sewers
Haiku # 73599, November 15, 2021 1:48 am ET
by Eel of Sargasso (source of good haiku)
Just write what you know
Poems about cutting cheese
and blaming the dog
Haiku # 73598, November 15, 2021 1:32 am ET
by Hound of Limburger
I had idea
For epic haiku poem...
But it was garbage.
Haiku # 73597, November 15, 2021 12:04 am ET
by Flash in the Pan
Moxie is a brew.
But is he a hebrew brew?
Or a mere beverage?
Haiku # 73596, November 14, 2021 11:42 pm ET
by Israel of God
Kill the red heifer.
The levitical priesthood.
The law of Moses.
Haiku # 73595, November 14, 2021 11:36 pm ET
by Sodom and Egypt of Revelation
Oy veh.. Yom Kippur.
Gefilte fish and matzoh.
Wait for third temple.
Haiku # 73594, November 14, 2021 11:31 pm ET
by The Rebbe of Mendel Schneerson
Ah yeah Darth this Darth
That. ...keep firing assholes, a
Drewish princess? Oi.
Haiku # 73593, November 14, 2021 11:06 pm ET
by Vhs
Darth is a drag queen
Hiding out in Phillipeen.
To hell with his soul.
Haiku # 73592, November 14, 2021 10:47 pm ET
by Unconditional Love of Jeeeebus
Hey Darth: eat your sperm.
We are so tired of you.
Go jerk off again.
Haiku # 73591, November 14, 2021 10:06 pm ET
by Into your Sea Monkees tank of Yaaaawwwnnnn....
his last day of life
was spent in our back garden
watching bees at work
Haiku # 73589, November 14, 2021 7:28 pm ET
by scotch of missing someone fuzzy
Ejaculation
discreetly shipped to your door
in a cardboard box
Haiku # 73588, November 14, 2021 7:17 pm ET
by Jeff Bezos of If it fits, it ships
Thunderbirds are GO!
I used to live for that show.
Don't know Thundercats..
Haiku # 73587, November 14, 2021 1:31 pm ET
by Mummra's Scoutmaster of Gay Olde Time
Indonesian trash:
We took a big load right there.
(Our little servers)
Haiku # 73586, November 14, 2021 1:15 pm ET
by Java Junk of Jakartit Away
Dehydrated jizz
Packaged like cup-o- noodles
without the noodles
Haiku # 73583, November 14, 2021 12:43 pm ET
by Alexa of Sea monkeys jizz factor
If we get famous,
can your little servers take
a big load like that?
Haiku # 73582, November 14, 2021 12:10 pm ET
by Soon I think. Within 3 months.
Much in the same way
we destroyed the Amazon,
it's destroying us.
Haiku # 73581, November 14, 2021 12:07 pm ET
by Oh good! My order of Sea Monkey jizz extract just arrived!
I think Jeff Bezos
is buying up Hawaii.
So, yeah, possible.
Haiku # 73580, November 14, 2021 10:25 am ET
by What would you do if you owned the world? of Start a pandemic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Every is TWO syllables.
Don't say "ever-ree".
Haiku # 73579, November 14, 2021 10:23 am ET
by Webster's plaid pants.
fantasy island
i wonder if anyone
asked the caretaker

my fantasy is
to have an island like yours
can you do this sir?
Haiku # 73578, November 14, 2021 10:21 am ET
by vhs of ze plane ze plane!
Scooby Doo is dumb.
Same effing plot every week.
But I'd bang Velma.
Haiku # 73577, November 14, 2021 10:18 am ET
by Right.
"Thundercats!" (times three).
Mummra's homosexual;
still in the closet.
Haiku # 73576, November 14, 2021 10:15 am ET
by Not a very good villain if you ask me. of And such stupid minions.
Did you ever play
Conan the Barbarian;
chopped off your friend's head?
Haiku # 73575, November 14, 2021 10:11 am ET
by Oops! Sorry about little Caleb, Mrs. Davenport. of Sheepishly returning the machete to old Mr. Dixon's tool shed.
Not one mention of
Dr. Who and his tardis
on this whole damn site!
Haiku # 73574, November 14, 2021 10:05 am ET
by ... Just what the hell is a "police box" anyway?!
Back to the Sleestaks.
What if they owned sea monkeys!
What a team they'd make!
Haiku # 73573, November 14, 2021 10:02 am ET
by Bipedal reptiles and brine shrimp overlords! of Better leaders than current world government.
Do you think they'll eat
Thanksgiving dinner if I
put it in their tank?
Haiku # 73572, November 14, 2021 9:58 am ET
by Don't forget the potato salad! of And pumpkin pie.
Sea monkeys are whores.
Pimped out anonymously
by the Jacques Cousteau.
Haiku # 73571, November 14, 2021 9:56 am ET
by I have proof! Bank records! Cashed checks!
I've never seen a
sea monkey spank his monkey
even for money.
Haiku # 73570, November 14, 2021 8:13 am ET
by Magnifying glass obsessions. of Scientific observation, hypothesis, law, theory.
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