I am not fighting.
I notice Noticer knows
my identity.

"I will kill you if you tell."
meaning he/she/it know me personally.
The "dead rabbit" line gave it away.
Along with a million other not so subtle hints.
We will see, we will see.

Darth, you need a hug
Stop fighting with the poets
I made you decaf

i think some seek a
great savior only to find
in this world it's fake

i would like to see
more people on this site post
different haiku

i know I've just got
to walk out that door and get
the fresh air of the

pines and fall and call
it a real walk and not a space
for cyber highways

I'm glad you're still here
I almost ended up in a
box, worked out, still

going strong, heart health just
might save lives after all, weird
how we all turn out...

This site had a troll
From '03-'17
I will outlast you

usually when it's
about me dying i might
take it personal.

dude, it's stuff like that
that made me leave here and stop
posting haiku here.

Mox stocks rocks fox pox.
It put him in a pine box.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox.

well this is a drat
a bother, shows how old we
are facebook a dream

300 hits to this site each day.
297 are bots.
1 is Janis trying to delete the bot spam.
The others are the only 2 poets posting here under multiple names pretending to be different people.

If the Axis won,
I bet there'd be no balot
in the Philippines.

Thunderbird, Night Train,
Mad Dog Twenty-Twenty.
Brand name, not vintage.

Vintage ghetto wine.
Now THAT is fucking funny.
Pairs with Velveeta.

If the Axis won,
these Russian boner pill ads
could well be poo porn.

Beaujolais red wine.
Two-thousand-fifteen is good.
Pairs well with hookers.

And sharp cheddar.

Germany/Japan.
They make the disgusting porn
US frat boy watch.

Okay, let's talk wine.
That's way more appropriate.
What's your favorite?

I cannot fathom
enjoying being pooed on.
Explain Noticer.

The sewers are fun.
Did you notice me in the
toilet hole waiting.

He brewed a bad brew
of Hebrew Manischewitz.
Man, it was the shits.

A knock at the door
A single knock followed by
sixteen rapid knocks

Haiku supply chain
The source of all bad haiku
Philippines sewers

Just write what you know
Poems about cutting cheese
and blaming the dog

I had idea
For epic haiku poem...
But it was garbage.

Moxie is a brew.
But is he a hebrew brew?
Or a mere beverage?

Kill the red heifer.
The levitical priesthood.
The law of Moses.

Oy veh.. Yom Kippur.
Gefilte fish and matzoh.
Wait for third temple.

Ah yeah Darth this Darth
That. ...keep firing assholes, a
Drewish princess? Oi.

Darth is a drag queen
Hiding out in Phillipeen.
To hell with his soul.

Hey Darth: eat your sperm.
We are so tired of you.
Go jerk off again.

his last day of life
was spent in our back garden
watching bees at work

Ejaculation
discreetly shipped to your door
in a cardboard box

Thunderbirds are GO!
I used to live for that show.
Don't know Thundercats..

Indonesian trash:
We took a big load right there.
(Our little servers)

Dehydrated jizz
Packaged like cup-o- noodles
without the noodles

If we get famous,
can your little servers take
a big load like that?

Much in the same way
we destroyed the Amazon,
it's destroying us.

I think Jeff Bezos
is buying up Hawaii.
So, yeah, possible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Every is TWO syllables.
Don't say "ever-ree".

fantasy island
i wonder if anyone
asked the caretaker

my fantasy is
to have an island like yours
can you do this sir?

Scooby Doo is dumb.
Same effing plot every week.
But I'd bang Velma.

"Thundercats!" (times three).
Mummra's homosexual;
still in the closet.

Did you ever play
Conan the Barbarian;
chopped off your friend's head?

Not one mention of
Dr. Who and his tardis
on this whole damn site!

Back to the Sleestaks.
What if they owned sea monkeys!
What a team they'd make!

Do you think they'll eat
Thanksgiving dinner if I
put it in their tank?

Sea monkeys are whores.
Pimped out anonymously
by the Jacques Cousteau.

I've never seen a
sea monkey spank his monkey
even for money.

Did you ever wank
to sea monkey comic ads?
The queen's pretty hot.