I tried Thorazine
It was back in the 80's...
It made my brain crawl.
by It Was Not Prescribed of Not Fun
The one that we pick
is your Halloween costume?
I pick Van Halen
High on Wonka bars
wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt
It's Darthula Roth!
Doing the backflip
Scaring old people at mall
The obvious choice
by Noticer of Rocktober Surprise
Pick one:
Ozzy Osbourne
Motley Crue
Van Halen (with David Lee)
Led Zepplin
Pink Floyd
by This is NOT a test.
God hates all poets.
Not just the ones who write here.
Yes, even Shakespere.
by He told me this. of Then kicked me in the balls. God is vengeful.
Had too much to drink.
Ate balot with vinegar.
Barfed up duck fetus.
Now I'm one of them.
Next week we do human flesh.
Maybe Halloween.
Cannabalism,
mushrooms and lots of good rum.
Life gets no better.
by At least it's not meth!
A clean asylum.
Sanitary sanity.
Nurse Ratchet's undies.
by Here, have some thorazine. of Excellent vintage.
Ladies' room trashcan.
Unsanitary napkins.
Vampire tea bags.
by You are NOT the father.
Sale! Bad Haiku Merch
Signed Figpucker coffee mug
Unsanitary!
by Noticer of Side Hustle
He wrote things backwards
Leonardo Da Vinci
!! SKCUS OIRPACID
by Bass of Ackwards
I just looked into
Gizzards of cassowaries
A dangerous bird
by Anonymous Poet
The gizzard, also referred to as the ventriculus, gastric mill, and gigerium, is an organ found in the digestive tract of some animals, including archosaurs (pterosaurs, crocodiles, alligators, dinosaurs including birds), earthworms, some gastropods, some fish, and some crustaceans. This specialized stomach constructed of thick muscular walls is used for grinding up food, often aided by particles of stone or grit. In certain insects and molluscs, the gizzard features chitinous plates or teeth.
by Are you happy. of Wickedpedia
The Bible needs more.
Oh so many modern sins.
Hawaiian pizza!
by Is there a level of hell deep enough for Hawaiian pizza?
Jesus loves us all.
Even if we write haiku.
One amazing guy.
by Isn't that something!
I heard a buzzing.
It's a giant mosquito!
No, Mary Poppins.
by I bet Leonardo never thought of that flight method. of ... or did he?
Yuppy women say,
"I think I'll do a latte."
I'd like to see that.
One way to get wet.
Minor emergency burns.
Those urban legends.
by Vinte Grande Vagine of Cavernous caffeine chaos.
Mary Poppins twat
The flapping makes her fly
over the rooftops
by Chimney sweep of Now stuck in chimney with an unfortunate boner
Thirty years ago
I worked for a bakery
Now I just get baked
by Gatita estrella
I don't "do" donuts.
Tried it once, it's too sticky.
Croissants, however...
by Butter 'em up!
Father, forgive me
I thought this confessional
was the Men's restroom
Forgiven, my son
But did you have to wipe your
ass with the Bible?
by Holy Shit
What is a gizzard?
by Anonymous Poet
How much coffee
are you guzzling over there?
What about doughnuts?
by Concerned
No one knows this, but
there's a fox living on top
Donald Trump's head
by We're Both Rabid!! We stink!! of Greasy balls and fast food
Woke Halloween. Masks
are inherently racist.
But whiteface is cool.
by Blackface Minstrel of Culturally Appropriate Attire
Halloween Costume!
Simon and Garfunkel suit
Fits all conjoined twins
by Central Park Squirrel
Old and wrinkled now
Manson Family Reunion
Witchy Golden Girls
by Movie Ranch of Death Valley
The Manson costume
Go for the hippie love beads
or orange jumpsuit?
by Truck or Treating of Cielo Drive
Meat Lovers' Pizza
Eat the delivery guy
this Halloween night
by Ding Dong of doorbell
Just plain old Charlie.
Two weeks of method acting.
I might go too far.
by Oh well. Who needs celebrities anyhow?
A Mary Poppins
cross dressing Charles Manson!
...No, I better not.
by could lead to trouble. of And a sore ass the next morning.
Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is stupid.
by And it's not even atrocious. of Oh! I know! Charles Manson! That would be cool.
Back to Halloween.
What do cannibals look like?
Difficult costume.
by Frustrated now. And sad.
If cannibals ate
Sir Isaac Newton, would they
then know calculus?
by Let's give it a try. of Eat me, eat me raw. Or cooked. Your choice.
You need an alarm.
Warns you of new haiku posts.
Respond right away!
Could always be worse.
At least it's not calculus.
I miss Fig Newtons.
by Know what I mean? of No... I guess you don't.
Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?
More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?
by Mad-cow-a-bunga, dude.
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.
Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.
I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.
Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?
I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix