Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is stupid.
by And it's not even atrocious. of Oh! I know! Charles Manson! That would be cool.
Back to Halloween.
What do cannibals look like?
Difficult costume.
by Frustrated now. And sad.
If cannibals ate
Sir Isaac Newton, would they
then know calculus?
by Let's give it a try. of Eat me, eat me raw. Or cooked. Your choice.
You need an alarm.
Warns you of new haiku posts.
Respond right away!
Could always be worse.
At least it's not calculus.
I miss Fig Newtons.
by Know what I mean? of No... I guess you don't.
Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?
More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?
by Mad-cow-a-bunga, dude.
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.
Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.
I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.
Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?
I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix
How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...
by And Crying of Almost
Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.
by More Than Better of Power to Love
One always too many
by Sorry for typo
The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.
by Beta Male of Alpha World
Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.
by I'm Not Tripping of Just Old
My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.
by Fillmore East of Beauty
This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.
by Guitar Heroes are Male
What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?
by Not So Sure of Haiku Burnouts
Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.
by Musical Positions
Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.
by Deutschland Uber Alles of Paleolithic
Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.
by Alex Jones of 1776
Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !
by Declan McManus of Knocknee Ireland
I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!
by Loser!
What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.
Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.
by Here, take these pills. of Drink this Koolaid.
Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.
by The only bad thing about Halloween.
Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?
by Horn of Plenty
Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn
by https://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/hornsea-beach-nudists/zks792p
You've been working out
That poetry muscle's huge
Been doing pull ups?
by Muscle Milk of Bodybuilding Bovines, Inc.
I am a member
of the Fitness Erection
Program/Men's Hair Club.
by Jimmy Dean Hoffa of Or something.
Just when you sit down
To a nice Sunday dinner
Gramps has to let wind
by May I be excused?
Elvis Costello
+ Robert Downey Jr.
= Tom Bosley
by Are you a member of the Witness Protection a Program?
More like Abbott and Costello.
by Anonymous Poet
I can't remove it.
I already ate the cheese.
Went straight to my thighs.
by Sorry occifer. of I won't do it again. Promise.
You're kind of a mixture of Robert Downey Jr and Elvis Costello
by Anonymous Poet
Your ass isn't fat
Sir, remove the stolen cheese
Our cameras saw you
by Fuzz Buzz of Phillipines
What the hell is a mathemetcian supposed to look like????
And I am NOT a mathemetician!
I am just a math whore. A hack.
I don't even have a math degree.
by You got me all wrong. Seriously. of Sorry to disappoint.
Gray hair and fat asses.
No glasses as of now. Sorry.
by Anonymous Poet
You don't look like a mathematician
by Anonymous Poet
Remote viewing. I'm not very good at it, but the name gave me a signal I get like hard to describe but for some reason when you said Morris I could see an image of you. I know you have dark hair and glasses
by Anonymous Poet