Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.

So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!

Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.

Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1

With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.

How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...

Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.

One always too many

The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.

Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.

My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.

This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.

What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?

Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.

Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.

Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.

Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !

I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!

What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.

Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.

Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.

Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?

Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn

You've been working out
That poetry muscle's huge
Been doing pull ups?

I am a member
of the Fitness Erection
Program/Men's Hair Club.

Just when you sit down
To a nice Sunday dinner
Gramps has to let wind

Elvis Costello
+ Robert Downey Jr.
= Tom Bosley

More like Abbott and Costello.

I can't remove it.
I already ate the cheese.
Went straight to my thighs.

You're kind of a mixture of Robert Downey Jr and Elvis Costello

Your ass isn't fat
Sir, remove the stolen cheese
Our cameras saw you

What the hell is a mathemetcian supposed to look like????
And I am NOT a mathemetician!
I am just a math whore. A hack.
I don't even have a math degree.

Gray hair and fat asses.
No glasses as of now. Sorry.

You don't look like a mathematician

Remote viewing. I'm not very good at it, but the name gave me a signal I get like hard to describe but for some reason when you said Morris I could see an image of you. I know you have dark hair and glasses

You and your bidet
"enjoy the rest of your day'
as the cashiers say

Sounds like a nerd name.
How about Chad or Kevin?
Have you seen "Slevin"?

What is it you feel.
If you tell me, I will squeel.
My skin you can peel.

Morris is a cool name

Going for a poo.
That's what I'm going to do.
Be thinking of you.

Yes, Morris the Cat
When I hear the name
Morris
I get a feeling

Bit early for church.
Too many sins to confess?
Got an early start?

Underneath the tail
A self cleaning poop car wash
Why can't we do that?

Nine lines, three haiku.
Nine lives, cheap cat food, Morris.
Fine dine, canned dog stew.

Dog yelps make me drool.
A Pavlovian response.
Chinese lab tech perks.

9 lines of blow

Seven cups of Joe
And I'll have lines of blow
Please make that to go

You say "dog", I drool.
Been in Asia far too long.
I fart oolong.

Cloaca tickler
You have the right to remain
silent. (Bluto did it)