Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

A clean asylum.
Sanitary sanity.
Nurse Ratchet's undies.
Haiku # 72811, October 19, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Here, have some thorazine. of Excellent vintage.
Ladies' room trashcan.
Unsanitary napkins.
Vampire tea bags.
Haiku # 72810, October 19, 2021 5:34 am ET
by You are NOT the father.
Sale! Bad Haiku Merch
Signed Figpucker coffee mug
Unsanitary!
Haiku # 72809, October 19, 2021 1:30 am ET
by Noticer of Side Hustle
He wrote things backwards
Leonardo Da Vinci
!! SKCUS OIRPACID
Haiku # 72808, October 18, 2021 11:28 pm ET
by Bass of Ackwards
I just looked into
Gizzards of cassowaries
A dangerous bird
Haiku # 72807, October 18, 2021 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The gizzard, also referred to as the ventriculus, gastric mill, and gigerium, is an organ found in the digestive tract of some animals, including archosaurs (pterosaurs, crocodiles, alligators, dinosaurs including birds), earthworms, some gastropods, some fish, and some crustaceans. This specialized stomach constructed of thick muscular walls is used for grinding up food, often aided by particles of stone or grit. In certain insects and molluscs, the gizzard features chitinous plates or teeth.
Haiku # 72806, October 18, 2021 4:44 pm ET
by Are you happy. of Wickedpedia
The Bible needs more.
Oh so many modern sins.
Hawaiian pizza!
Haiku # 72805, October 18, 2021 4:41 pm ET
by Is there a level of hell deep enough for Hawaiian pizza?
Jesus loves us all.
Even if we write haiku.
One amazing guy.
Haiku # 72804, October 18, 2021 4:39 pm ET
by Isn't that something!
I heard a buzzing.
It's a giant mosquito!
No, Mary Poppins.
Haiku # 72803, October 18, 2021 4:37 pm ET
by I bet Leonardo never thought of that flight method. of ... or did he?
Yuppy women say,
"I think I'll do a latte."
I'd like to see that.

One way to get wet.
Minor emergency burns.
Those urban legends.
Haiku # 72802, October 18, 2021 4:34 pm ET
by Vinte Grande Vagine of Cavernous caffeine chaos.
Mary Poppins twat
The flapping makes her fly
over the rooftops
Haiku # 72801, October 18, 2021 3:39 pm ET
by Chimney sweep of Now stuck in chimney with an unfortunate boner
Thirty years ago
I worked for a bakery
Now I just get baked
Haiku # 72800, October 18, 2021 3:34 pm ET
by Gatita estrella
I don't "do" donuts.
Tried it once, it's too sticky.
Croissants, however...
Haiku # 72799, October 18, 2021 1:40 pm ET
by Butter 'em up!
Father, forgive me
I thought this confessional
was the Men's restroom

Forgiven, my son
But did you have to wipe your
ass with the Bible?
Haiku # 72798, October 18, 2021 1:13 pm ET
by Holy Shit
What is a gizzard?
Haiku # 72797, October 18, 2021 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How much coffee
are you guzzling over there?
What about doughnuts?
Haiku # 72796, October 18, 2021 12:28 pm ET
by Concerned
No one knows this, but
there's a fox living on top
Donald Trump's head
Haiku # 72795, October 18, 2021 12:20 pm ET
by We're Both Rabid!! We stink!! of Greasy balls and fast food
Woke Halloween. Masks
are inherently racist.
But whiteface is cool.
Haiku # 72794, October 18, 2021 11:10 am ET
by Blackface Minstrel of Culturally Appropriate Attire
Halloween Costume!
Simon and Garfunkel suit
Fits all conjoined twins
Haiku # 72793, October 18, 2021 7:25 am ET
by Central Park Squirrel
Old and wrinkled now
Manson Family Reunion
Witchy Golden Girls
Haiku # 72792, October 18, 2021 7:13 am ET
by Movie Ranch of Death Valley
The Manson costume
Go for the hippie love beads
or orange jumpsuit?
Haiku # 72791, October 18, 2021 7:00 am ET
by Truck or Treating of Cielo Drive
Meat Lovers' Pizza
Eat the delivery guy
this Halloween night
Haiku # 72790, October 18, 2021 6:44 am ET
by Ding Dong of doorbell
Just plain old Charlie.
Two weeks of method acting.
I might go too far.
Haiku # 72789, October 18, 2021 6:40 am ET
by Oh well. Who needs celebrities anyhow?
A Mary Poppins
cross dressing Charles Manson!
...No, I better not.
Haiku # 72788, October 18, 2021 6:36 am ET
by could lead to trouble. of And a sore ass the next morning.
Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is stupid.
Haiku # 72787, October 18, 2021 6:32 am ET
by And it's not even atrocious. of Oh! I know! Charles Manson! That would be cool.
Back to Halloween.
What do cannibals look like?
Difficult costume.
Haiku # 72786, October 18, 2021 6:25 am ET
by Frustrated now. And sad.
If cannibals ate
Sir Isaac Newton, would they
then know calculus?
Haiku # 72785, October 18, 2021 6:23 am ET
by Let's give it a try. of Eat me, eat me raw. Or cooked. Your choice.
You need an alarm.
Warns you of new haiku posts.
Respond right away!

Could always be worse.
At least it's not calculus.
I miss Fig Newtons.
Haiku # 72784, October 18, 2021 6:19 am ET
by Know what I mean? of No... I guess you don't.
Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?

More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?
Haiku # 72783, October 18, 2021 5:52 am ET
by Mad-cow-a-bunga, dude.
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.

Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
Haiku # 72782, October 18, 2021 5:48 am ET
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
Haiku # 72781, October 17, 2021 11:34 pm ET
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
Haiku # 72780, October 17, 2021 11:03 pm ET
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
Haiku # 72779, October 17, 2021 10:42 pm ET
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
Haiku # 72778, October 17, 2021 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
Haiku # 72777, October 17, 2021 9:51 pm ET
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
Haiku # 72776, October 17, 2021 9:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
Haiku # 72775, October 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.

I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.

Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
Haiku # 72774, October 17, 2021 6:51 pm ET
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
Haiku # 72773, October 17, 2021 6:44 pm ET
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
Haiku # 72772, October 17, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Haiku # 72771, October 17, 2021 6:07 pm ET
by That Kekistani Girl
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Haiku # 72770, October 17, 2021 6:05 pm ET
by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
Haiku # 72769, October 17, 2021 4:11 pm ET
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
Haiku # 72768, October 17, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
Haiku # 72767, October 17, 2021 3:52 pm ET
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix
How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...
Haiku # 72766, October 17, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by And Crying of Almost
Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.
Haiku # 72765, October 17, 2021 3:47 pm ET
by More Than Better of Power to Love
One always too many
Haiku # 72764, October 17, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Sorry for typo
The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.
Haiku # 72763, October 17, 2021 3:43 pm ET
by Beta Male of Alpha World
Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.
Haiku # 72762, October 17, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by I'm Not Tripping of Just Old
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