I don't "do" donuts.
Tried it once, it's too sticky.
Croissants, however...

Father, forgive me
I thought this confessional
was the Men's restroom

Forgiven, my son
But did you have to wipe your
ass with the Bible?

What is a gizzard?

How much coffee
are you guzzling over there?
What about doughnuts?

No one knows this, but
there's a fox living on top
Donald Trump's head

Woke Halloween. Masks
are inherently racist.
But whiteface is cool.

Halloween Costume!
Simon and Garfunkel suit
Fits all conjoined twins

Old and wrinkled now
Manson Family Reunion
Witchy Golden Girls

The Manson costume
Go for the hippie love beads
or orange jumpsuit?

Meat Lovers' Pizza
Eat the delivery guy
this Halloween night

Just plain old Charlie.
Two weeks of method acting.
I might go too far.

A Mary Poppins
cross dressing Charles Manson!
...No, I better not.

Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is stupid.

Back to Halloween.
What do cannibals look like?
Difficult costume.

If cannibals ate
Sir Isaac Newton, would they
then know calculus?

You need an alarm.
Warns you of new haiku posts.
Respond right away!

Could always be worse.
At least it's not calculus.
I miss Fig Newtons.

Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?

More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?

Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.

Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."

This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.

I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.

If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.

Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.

Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.

Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi

Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.

It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.

I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.

Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.

Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.

So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!

Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.

Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1

With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.

How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...

Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.

One always too many

The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.

Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.

My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.

This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.

What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?

Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.

Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.

Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.

Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !

I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!

What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.

Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.

Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.

Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?

Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn