Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Old and wrinkled now
Manson Family Reunion
Witchy Golden Girls
Haiku # 72792, October 18, 2021 7:13 am ET
by Movie Ranch of Death Valley
The Manson costume
Go for the hippie love beads
or orange jumpsuit?
Haiku # 72791, October 18, 2021 7:00 am ET
by Truck or Treating of Cielo Drive
Meat Lovers' Pizza
Eat the delivery guy
this Halloween night
Haiku # 72790, October 18, 2021 6:44 am ET
by Ding Dong of doorbell
Just plain old Charlie.
Two weeks of method acting.
I might go too far.
Haiku # 72789, October 18, 2021 6:40 am ET
by Oh well. Who needs celebrities anyhow?
A Mary Poppins
cross dressing Charles Manson!
...No, I better not.
Haiku # 72788, October 18, 2021 6:36 am ET
by could lead to trouble. of And a sore ass the next morning.
Supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious is stupid.
Haiku # 72787, October 18, 2021 6:32 am ET
by And it's not even atrocious. of Oh! I know! Charles Manson! That would be cool.
Back to Halloween.
What do cannibals look like?
Difficult costume.
Haiku # 72786, October 18, 2021 6:25 am ET
by Frustrated now. And sad.
If cannibals ate
Sir Isaac Newton, would they
then know calculus?
Haiku # 72785, October 18, 2021 6:23 am ET
by Let's give it a try. of Eat me, eat me raw. Or cooked. Your choice.
You need an alarm.
Warns you of new haiku posts.
Respond right away!

Could always be worse.
At least it's not calculus.
I miss Fig Newtons.
Haiku # 72784, October 18, 2021 6:19 am ET
by Know what I mean? of No... I guess you don't.
Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?

More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?
Haiku # 72783, October 18, 2021 5:52 am ET
by Mad-cow-a-bunga, dude.
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.

Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
Haiku # 72782, October 18, 2021 5:48 am ET
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
Haiku # 72781, October 17, 2021 11:34 pm ET
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
Haiku # 72780, October 17, 2021 11:03 pm ET
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
Haiku # 72779, October 17, 2021 10:42 pm ET
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
Haiku # 72778, October 17, 2021 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
Haiku # 72777, October 17, 2021 9:51 pm ET
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
Haiku # 72776, October 17, 2021 9:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
Haiku # 72775, October 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.

I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.

Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
Haiku # 72774, October 17, 2021 6:51 pm ET
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
Haiku # 72773, October 17, 2021 6:44 pm ET
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
Haiku # 72772, October 17, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Haiku # 72771, October 17, 2021 6:07 pm ET
by That Kekistani Girl
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Haiku # 72770, October 17, 2021 6:05 pm ET
by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
Haiku # 72769, October 17, 2021 4:11 pm ET
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
Haiku # 72768, October 17, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
Haiku # 72767, October 17, 2021 3:52 pm ET
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix
How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...
Haiku # 72766, October 17, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by And Crying of Almost
Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.
Haiku # 72765, October 17, 2021 3:47 pm ET
by More Than Better of Power to Love
One always too many
Haiku # 72764, October 17, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Sorry for typo
The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.
Haiku # 72763, October 17, 2021 3:43 pm ET
by Beta Male of Alpha World
Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.
Haiku # 72762, October 17, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by I'm Not Tripping of Just Old
My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.
Haiku # 72761, October 17, 2021 3:36 pm ET
by Fillmore East of Beauty
This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.
Haiku # 72760, October 17, 2021 3:31 pm ET
by Guitar Heroes are Male
What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?
Haiku # 72759, October 17, 2021 3:29 pm ET
by Not So Sure of Haiku Burnouts
Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.
Haiku # 72758, October 17, 2021 3:25 pm ET
by Musical Positions
Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.
Haiku # 72757, October 17, 2021 3:11 pm ET
by Deutschland Uber Alles of Paleolithic
Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.
Haiku # 72756, October 17, 2021 3:05 pm ET
by Alex Jones of 1776
Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !
Haiku # 72755, October 17, 2021 3:00 pm ET
by Declan McManus of Knocknee Ireland
I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!
Haiku # 72754, October 17, 2021 2:13 pm ET
by Loser!
What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.

Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.
Haiku # 72753, October 17, 2021 2:07 pm ET
by Here, take these pills. of Drink this Koolaid.
Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.
Haiku # 72752, October 17, 2021 2:02 pm ET
by The only bad thing about Halloween.
Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?
Haiku # 72751, October 17, 2021 1:48 pm ET
by Horn of Plenty
Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn
Haiku # 72750, October 17, 2021 1:46 pm ET
by https://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/hornsea-beach-nudists/zks792p
You've been working out
That poetry muscle's huge
Been doing pull ups?
Haiku # 72749, October 17, 2021 1:30 pm ET
by Muscle Milk of Bodybuilding Bovines, Inc.
I am a member
of the Fitness Erection
Program/Men's Hair Club.
Haiku # 72748, October 17, 2021 1:00 pm ET
by Jimmy Dean Hoffa of Or something.
Just when you sit down
To a nice Sunday dinner
Gramps has to let wind
Haiku # 72747, October 17, 2021 12:19 pm ET
by May I be excused?
Elvis Costello
+ Robert Downey Jr.
= Tom Bosley
Haiku # 72746, October 17, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by Are you a member of the Witness Protection a Program?
More like Abbott and Costello.
Haiku # 72745, October 17, 2021 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't remove it.
I already ate the cheese.
Went straight to my thighs.
Haiku # 72744, October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Sorry occifer. of I won't do it again. Promise.
You're kind of a mixture of Robert Downey Jr and Elvis Costello
Haiku # 72743, October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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