Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 314 Days and 72143 Haikus later...

And they drink coffee.
And they own lots of women.
And they blow stuff up.
Haiku # 71979, September 13, 2021 10:51 am ET
by What more could you ask for?!
Baklava versus
Balaclava (a face-mask)
Terrorists do both !
Haiku # 71978, September 13, 2021 10:26 am ET
by Friendly Hamas Pastry Chef of BOOM!
Well that's no problem.
I'm sure camels don't have hands.
That's an easy job!
Haiku # 71977, September 13, 2021 9:16 am ET
by Silly Arabs, Trix are for kids. of Kids as in juvenile goats
The Job Description:
You will be responsible
for camel hand jobs
Haiku # 71976, September 13, 2021 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They're so welcoming.
They said come on down and join.
Darth torture expert.

Maybe bomb maker.
Or heroin smuggler.
Chemical warfare?

Chef and gardener.
Cave hideout decorator.
Camel pedicures.
Haiku # 71975, September 13, 2021 6:16 am ET
by I can do it all!
You will be welcome
most anywhere you travel
because you're so cute
Haiku # 71974, September 13, 2021 4:21 am ET
by Fortune Cookie of Old Willow Take Out
Will the Taliban
accept me if I go there?
Looks like lots of fun!

Full auto rifles.
Rocket launchers and grenades.
Oh, and land mines too!

And roller coasters,
Ferris wheels, haunted house,
and the bumper cars!

And I hear free coffee.
Like what more could you ask for?
And balklava too?!
Haiku # 71973, September 13, 2021 3:46 am ET
by I am so there!
So some people die.
Who thinks covid's overblown?
We're expendable.

If some folks don't die,
then the whole human race will.
It's an ugly truth.
Haiku # 71972, September 13, 2021 3:36 am ET
by Stop overpopulation. Start with politicians. Then government workers and lawyers. Then tattoo artists. of After that we can get rid of the damn Eskimos.
Fucking parasites.
Uniforms with their hands out.
You must pay or die.
Haiku # 71971, September 13, 2021 2:22 am ET
by Criminals, the lot of them.
Hope was not refering to Obama, by the way. Just to clear that up!

Maybe Hope is not even the right word, but it's the first one that comes to mind.
Haiku # 71970, September 12, 2021 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Google for the pics.
It's a developed duck egg.
Yes, beak and feathers.

They hard boil it.
Served with spicy vinegar
stinky dead fish sauce.

I tried a taste once.
It tastes as bad as it smells.
And smells like it looks.

Sulfur egg odor.
When your college roommate farts,
that's what it smells like.

Truly reeks of Hell.
Hell will be filled with armies
of baby duck souls.

They will take revenge
against the drunken Flippos,
devour their souls.

There's something... evil.
In Flippo mentality,
culture and customs.

True evil, I mean.
Not just greedy and ruthless,
but truly evil.
Haiku # 71969, September 12, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by Takes time to see it, but it's there.


Haiku # 71968, September 12, 2021 10:54 pm ET
by EusebioGnGt of Russia
Do you drink it down?
I hope there's no beaks involved
Is it raw or cooked?
Haiku # 71967, September 12, 2021 10:27 pm ET
by Questions to ask your server of Balot
Have you had balot?
If Hell has food, then that's it.
Hot duck abortions.
Haiku # 71966, September 12, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by With stinky dead fish sauce.
That imp Obama,
That slick puppet candidate,
I do not miss him.
Haiku # 71965, September 12, 2021 9:46 pm ET
by Hope of Change
Всем хорошего настроения!
Возможно не по тематике форума - нужна помощь по теме иконописи.
Нужно выбрать мерную икону для ребёнка.
Слышал что делают прямо по росту ребёнка.
Как лучше заказывать (поделитесь опытом) в каких иконописных мастерских?
Ссылку,если можно но не просто на мастерскую, а именно туда, где Вы лично покупали.
Интересует именно личный опыт.

Заранее спасибо.
Haiku # 71964, September 12, 2021 6:12 pm ET
by СтасVex of Россия
Darth's recent verses:
Stunningly brilliant haiku.
(Balut egg flavor.)
Haiku # 71963, September 12, 2021 1:58 pm ET
by Henpecker of Penhecker
I'd say ghost pepper.
Lasting burning sensation.
Might need a doctor.
Haiku # 71962, September 12, 2021 3:14 am ET
by And I put it in your soup!
Pick the vegetable
that is most like your penis.
String bean, corn or kale
Haiku # 71961, September 12, 2021 12:44 am ET
by Farmer's Daughter
I know for a fact
Ming Lee Nguyen has your wallet.
She love you long time.
Haiku # 71960, September 11, 2021 11:45 pm ET
by Too beaucoup, too beaucoup! of Alabama black snake.
Pooping in your pants
Ain't so bad considering
Humankind is doomed
Haiku # 71959, September 11, 2021 11:34 pm ET
by Jack the Zipper
If it isn't art,
and it isn't functional,
is it comedy?
Haiku # 71958, September 11, 2021 10:24 pm ET
by Chicken Soup!
By the Hu-Kwa bridge,
In the bamboo grove: Dammit!
I lost my wallet.
Haiku # 71957, September 11, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Losing Things in the Orient
Are you enlightened?
Can I follow you, guru?
Please teach me your ways.

Take all my money.
It is only a burden.
Wait, where did you go?
Haiku # 71956, September 11, 2021 8:23 pm ET
by of $9.95 per minute. Call now!
Extra syllable
Represents one small teardrop
Running down your leg
Haiku # 71955, September 11, 2021 8:00 pm ET
by Sleestack Chopra

Try meditation
Motivational cassettes
Hot genital yoga
Haiku # 71954, September 11, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Long Island Guru
Are you sad?
I don't think you are.
But you fake it.
Haiku # 71953, September 11, 2021 6:14 pm ET
by Crocodile tears are more real than a whore's. of Proud of your acting skills?
The only thing I know about Afghans is they are overgrown poodles on steroids with a bad attitude and rich women love them more than expensive cars and are they worth fighting a war over and making buildings fall down and thinking about it 20 years after the fact I still cannot see the logic behind this canine inspired jihad and today the light of Hope has finally flickered out after years of threatening to do so. It is sad, but if you cling to your Hope, you'll find it's all an illusion.
Haiku # 71952, September 11, 2021 6:09 pm ET
by I never did like poodles or other silly breeds. of Instant coffee is bad. And it is the reason mankind is doomed. Can you understand this?
I pooped in my pants.
Never been so embarrassed.
BigDiapers dot com.
Haiku # 71951, September 11, 2021 3:40 pm ET
by Http:// of For fat Russians drunk on cheap vodka.
This is a unique place for fashionable women's clothing and accessories.
We offer our clients women's clothing, jewelry, cosmetics and health products, shoes, bags and much more.
Haiku # 71950, September 11, 2021 2:15 pm ET
by ThomasThems of Iraq
The exchange has never been hacked
Trading for 4 years
Wide trading opportunities
Convenient system for depositing and withdrawing funds
Large list of cryptocurrencies
Haiku # 71949, September 11, 2021 2:15 pm ET
by LeslieMoisy of Netherlands Antilles

An online store offering dozens of categories and thousands of products, including consumer electronics, computer accessories, video games,
Ipod and IPhone accessories, flashlights, underwear and jewelry, from its warehouse with unbeatable prices and ready to ship instantly.
Haiku # 71948, September 11, 2021 1:33 pm ET
by Kennethlourf

On the site you can order women's clothing wholesale and retail from the manufacturer as cheaply as possible.
A variety of models and a wide range of sizes for the owners of any shape are our strengths that distinguish us from our competitors.
Haiku # 71947, September 11, 2021 1:33 pm ET
by Kennethlourf

Стань королем настоящего средневекового королевства!
Захватывающая RPG игра и симулятор замка
Haiku # 71946, September 11, 2021 1:33 pm ET
by Justinwrota
Music has tied us
Keyboards & Pianos

Drums & Percussion

String Instruments
Haiku # 71945, September 11, 2021 1:32 pm ET
by GeorgeSat
Thanksgiving dinner.
To live them over again.
Pass the bourbon, Grams.
Haiku # 71944, September 11, 2021 10:47 am ET
by Gravy with giblets.
What's this
That is moon
Ok good night
Haiku # 71943, September 11, 2021 10:45 am ET
by Otteri Selva Kumar of Tomorrow Haiku magazine, otteri, Chennai
They came again last night.
There's nothing we can do.
They demanded Fritos, salmon dip, and ginger ale.
Those who disobey will be punished.
Except black people -- they can do as they please.
Baby back ribs, green beans with bacon, pecan pie.
Will this never end?!
Haiku # 71942, September 11, 2021 10:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They're already here
They're called space aliens, dude
Kiss your ass goodbye
Haiku # 71941, September 11, 2021 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The light has gone out.
The Old Hope has fallen.
Repent TicTok man, said Harley Quinn.
Haiku # 71940, September 11, 2021 5:16 am ET
by They are coming.
Born and raised in hypocrisy.
Please tell me what that's like.
To believe that lies are strength.
Haiku # 71939, September 11, 2021 5:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You seem awfully desperate to prove my insanity.
Yet my insanity at least has some ethics.
Your rules and laws do not.
Such systems cannot last.
Nor the people in them.
Haiku # 71938, September 11, 2021 5:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You wouldn't get it.
There is no need to explain.
We'll die soon enough.
Haiku # 71937, September 11, 2021 3:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I arranged my feet
to resemble a mermaid
in case you're half fish
Haiku # 71936, September 11, 2021 2:17 am ET
by Starcatfish of Ocean
Have you ever seen
someone with a liquid ass
that sloshes around?
Haiku # 71935, September 11, 2021 2:10 am ET
by Are they aliens?
You never explained
your relationship with fish.
They are your brothers?
Haiku # 71934, September 11, 2021 1:53 am ET
by Sk
I don't need to bend.
My butthole's like a fire hose.
I will douse your blaze.

As I said before,
when alien queen lays eggs,
that's me going poop.

Thank God for bidets!
Makes cleanup way easier
than Effing TP.
Haiku # 71933, September 11, 2021 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you bend over
Can you see your own asshole?

I might need glasses
Haiku # 71932, September 11, 2021 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Run away from home
Bandana tied to a stick
(to hold your Fleshlights)
Haiku # 71931, September 10, 2021 10:17 pm ET
by Kitten of Stars
Up in the mountains
they will often eat dog stew.
It tastes just like beef.

Nobody eats cats.
That's just not very healthy.
Even Flippos know.
Haiku # 71930, September 10, 2021 10:01 pm ET
by Only Chinese are that dumb. of Bat soup covid origins.
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