Have you had balot?
If Hell has food, then that's it.
Hot duck abortions.

That imp Obama,
That slick puppet candidate,
I do not miss him.

Всем хорошего настроения!
Возможно не по тематике форума - нужна помощь по теме иконописи.
Нужно выбрать мерную икону для ребёнка.
Слышал что делают прямо по росту ребёнка.
Как лучше заказывать (поделитесь опытом) в каких иконописных мастерских?
Ссылку,если можно но не просто на мастерскую, а именно туда, где Вы лично покупали.
Интересует именно личный опыт.

Заранее спасибо.

Darth's recent verses:
Stunningly brilliant haiku.
(Balut egg flavor.)

I'd say ghost pepper.
Lasting burning sensation.
Might need a doctor.

Pick the vegetable
that is most like your penis.
String bean, corn or kale

I know for a fact
Ming Lee Nguyen has your wallet.
She love you long time.

Pooping in your pants
Ain't so bad considering
Humankind is doomed

If it isn't art,
and it isn't functional,
is it comedy?

By the Hu-Kwa bridge,
In the bamboo grove: Dammit!
I lost my wallet.

Are you enlightened?
Can I follow you, guru?
Please teach me your ways.

Take all my money.
It is only a burden.
Wait, where did you go?

Extra syllable
Represents one small teardrop
Running down your leg

Try meditation
Motivational cassettes
Hot genital yoga

Are you sad?
I don't think you are.
But you fake it.

The only thing I know about Afghans is they are overgrown poodles on steroids with a bad attitude and rich women love them more than expensive cars and are they worth fighting a war over and making buildings fall down and thinking about it 20 years after the fact I still cannot see the logic behind this canine inspired jihad and today the light of Hope has finally flickered out after years of threatening to do so. It is sad, but if you cling to your Hope, you'll find it's all an illusion.

I pooped in my pants.
Never been so embarrassed.
BigDiapers dot com.

Thanksgiving dinner.
To live them over again.
Pass the bourbon, Grams.

What's this
That is moon
Ok good night

They came again last night.
There's nothing we can do.
They demanded Fritos, salmon dip, and ginger ale.
Those who disobey will be punished.
Except black people -- they can do as they please.
Baby back ribs, green beans with bacon, pecan pie.
Will this never end?!

They're already here
They're called space aliens, dude
Kiss your ass goodbye

The light has gone out.
The Old Hope has fallen.
Repent TicTok man, said Harley Quinn.

Born and raised in hypocrisy.
Please tell me what that's like.
To believe that lies are strength.

You seem awfully desperate to prove my insanity.
Yet my insanity at least has some ethics.
Your rules and laws do not.
Such systems cannot last.
Nor the people in them.

You wouldn't get it.
There is no need to explain.
We'll die soon enough.

I arranged my feet
to resemble a mermaid
in case you're half fish

Have you ever seen
someone with a liquid ass
that sloshes around?

You never explained
your relationship with fish.
They are your brothers?

I don't need to bend.
My butthole's like a fire hose.
I will douse your blaze.

As I said before,
when alien queen lays eggs,
that's me going poop.

Thank God for bidets!
Makes cleanup way easier
than Effing TP.

If you bend over
Can you see your own asshole?




I might need glasses

Run away from home
Bandana tied to a stick
(to hold your Fleshlights)

Up in the mountains
they will often eat dog stew.
It tastes just like beef.

Nobody eats cats.
That's just not very healthy.
Even Flippos know.

Having corona
in the Philippines is good;
you won't smell the stench.

Dead dogs, sidewalk poop,
sewer canals, pee puddles,
JolliBee chicken.

*Cough, cough!* You're welcome.
Dying would beat living here.
You know that it's true!

The end of this book
is finally approaching
and it should be burned.

Trying to get out.
Being held hostage by all
the criminals here.

Not hiding at all.
Everyone knows where I am.
But nobody cares.

Why wait 'till Hump Day?
New, unfiltered cameltoes
Always smokin' hot!

Hey C.I.A. Joe:
Lick my ass, you sad old man.
Political cl(ass) . . .

A dirty gutter
But a shiny turdcutter
Mystery of Darth

Why do you stay there?
Are you hiding from the law?
Or just like cat-meat . . .

Let me just say that
if you saw it, you'd be shocked
and go running home.

Gutter animals
include children, goats, chickens,
and politicians.

How about roosters?
Are they loose in the city?
How stinky is it?

It just runs amok?
What else is in the gutter?
Watch out for germs

You walk down the street.
In a bustling city.
Lots of poverty.

In the street gutter
you see a pig wallowing
in the mud and filth.

Your Egg McMuffin
before it's processed and cooked.
I would imagine.

JolliBee burgers
are made from processed cat meat;
sure as hell ain't beef.

Pigs in the gutter
Is that true, Figpucker?
I need more details

Le maudit trou Belge.
Marc Dutroux et tout ses crimes.
Julie. Melissa.

I like the South Park
character known as Sea Man
and sidekick Swallow.

Aquaman was dull,
stole ideas from ancient Greece,
and not one nude scene!

All the sea creatures
are a family to me,
but you can't grasp that.

How do you spell fart,
pardoon my horrible pun,
in the Russian tongue?

Fish are your brothers
You're saying you're a Pisces?
Jason Momoa?