No bots in heaven.
No pornographers either.
And no bad haiku.
by You MUST believe in the blood of Christ to be saved
I have to admit
I was so proud of myself
when you liked this one
This grizzly bear scat
has beautiful red berries
Christmas centerpiece
Haiku #68508, by Interior Defecator of Alaska
October 27, 2020 2:01 am ET
by SK
Well, I hope someone's making money off this b/c to think this is just done for the sake of someone being an asshole is almost as vile as my haiku.
Let's take the time to reflect, go back to the first 200 bad haiku posted here, what's your favorite worst haiku or even non-haiku? Hmmmmm?????
by Ye Olden Pucker of Figs of Yore
Haiku Titanic
Making room for Figpucker
Hop on this ice chunk
by SK of No,you can't bring your cheese collection
It's like being chained
in a Philippine shitehouse
hole in wet season.
Help me Iamback
Kenobi, you're my only
hope... or maybe not.
by Poopie pants pout.
Hokusai-san's wave
must have protected this site
from waves of trash-text.
by Golden Age of Bad Haiku
Yes, you were pregnant
But not with haiku poems
Get with the program
by Noticer
Jesus... we're all doomed.
And, you know, thank God for that.
We are so useless.
by Humanity is a parasite.
Why does your butt sag?
From carrying extra weight
of your endowment?
by Concerned
Text/paste bot must DIE!
We all know the reason why:
The LIE is A.I.
by Rhymed Haiku Stinks of Rancid Cheese
This brand new product
called Pucker Up Butter Cup
helps saggy butthole
by Doctor Proctor
So the bot moved to
another website because
I reported it.
by I tried. of This telegra.ph website has no abuse reporting. Life.
If you write haiku,
you can't get into heaven.
God does not approve.
by The Pope
I'm in Manila.
Just witnessed a salesman
raping crocodiles.
by 2000 Peso admission. of Life of a crosswalk.
I'm in Florida
Just saw an alligator
using a crosswalk
by Life of a Salesman
Swimming in sewage
with third world country children
and bathing old folks.
Turds go floating by
amidst plastic bags, diapers,
and Styrofoam cups.
They laugh at covid.
Their immune system is tops.
Me, I'm not so sure.
by Thank God for diving masks. of Soon all the oceans will be like this. Mark my turds.
When you need knee pads
to kneed the seed from your steed,
you know you're a pro.
by Avoid those joint pains and aches.
*squirt
NOT squire.
by Anonymous Poet
Testicle pimples.
Twice the squire for your effort.
And more flavorful.
by Variety in your dining experience. of Complimentary knee pads.
Have you ever tried
those ab wheels on ab day?
Puts the hurt on you.
But so effective.
Try two hundred reps per day.
You'll get a six pack.
No, I don't mean beer.
Unless you are V H S.
You know what I mean.
He will do one rep
then piss off down to the pub
and down seven pints.
As seen on TV.
Also on Walmart.com.
Not yet on TurdPress.
by Figgy Dimpleton
I know this won't help.
But if we don't try something...
then we're doomed to this.
by https://wordpress.com/abuse/ of Have fun reporting I did like 15 of them.
Fuck your useless prose.
Site is for haiku. HAIKU.
Eat my ass, you bot.
by Man VS. Machine of course Man will Prevail
Autograph my ass
Sign your name across my fart
Tattoo my scat, too
by Terrence Trenchmouth Darthby of Fecal Colorforms
Penis Elote
Fiesta Time in your pants
Comes off cob, creamed corn
by From the makers of Genital Corndog
Robots are perverts
Is there a demonic cause
or their programming?
by Can any of this be proven? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
We need to sign in.
Then all spam will go away.
I've said this before.
by But does anyone listen to me? Nope!
Is it Figpucker?
by Anonymous Poet
Damn fedrul agints.
They skairt of the HAIKU POWR !
(That's why they spammin'.)
by Haiku Militia of Greater Ozarks
If they can't get rid
of this recent cut/paste spam,
then close this site down.
by Haiku VS. Trashy Prose of Last Few Weeks
New Haiku Zoom Call
Meet all your favourite poets
You won't catch Co-vid
by Anonymous Poet
I miss Bugs Bunny.
I should dive into YouTube.
Lost in nostalgia.
by Nasty-algae nostalgiae of or something
Why do we do this?
Year after year after year.
Until we are dead.
by I say, that boys about as pointless as a bowling ball. of -- Foghorn Leghorn
Take someone to lunch
Share a piece of your Whopper
with hungry seagulls
by Noticer of Beaks
Is this now wholesome?
Hole sum -- adding up the voids.
All about nothing.
by maybe
Only strange people
pour molten aluminum
into termite mounds.
by Termites with thermite.
Give someone flowers.
Someone you have never met.
Hope they're not married.
by Why not try?
Hot spiced apple pie.
All beef hot dogs with dijon
on a fresh baked bun.
by We can defeat the Taliban with food! of Make them fat and lazy.
The only way out
Writing clean, wholesome haikus
What is there to lose?
by Voice of Old Willow
I don't have friends
I mingle with the poets
and the great thinkers
by Anonymous Poet
Can't be vhs
Or the Australian person
How do robots post?
by I'm not the perv, either of Sk/noticer
The spam bots have won.
This website belongs to them.
It's better this way.
by My feet have been chopped off. of De-feeted.
Blow job. Modern Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummers.
by Covid special. Half-off.
Do you ever show your
friends the stuff on here and laugh
at this sick, sick world?
by My freinds have the brains to look at it and go, "That's stupid".
Hand job. Ancient Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummus
by Blow of Bazouki
Can we just get back
to screwing dead elephants
like normal perverts?
by df
This is just creepy.
And that right there says something.
Because I said it.
by Darth about to hurl at the taking kids to the park/pool intertwined with porn. of Who writes this garbage??!
Jason Momoa
dropped his end of the sofa
That's why I'm cockeyed
by I. Grew up a victim of watching tv on a slant
The soda machine
My Orange Crush selection
Machine gave 2 dinks
by Consumer of Junk Food
Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat
New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo
by Lubina Moore of Apt. WD-40
A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts
by I Walkedhere of Odd one out
