Have you ever tried
those ab wheels on ab day?
Puts the hurt on you.

But so effective.
Try two hundred reps per day.
You'll get a six pack.

No, I don't mean beer.
Unless you are V H S.
You know what I mean.

He will do one rep
then piss off down to the pub
and down seven pints.

As seen on TV.
Also on Walmart.com.
Not yet on TurdPress.