Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat
New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo
by Lubina Moore of Apt. WD-40
A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts
by I Walkedhere of Odd one out
Wasn't my fault, dear
You left our monster dildo
in the dining room
by Front and Centerpiece of When unexpected company cums (they usually return the hospitality)
He got a hotel
Defecated on the bed
Turned around. Checked out.
by Unwelcome Spaniel of Marriott
But those two inches
Transport you to a pure bliss
You'll believe in God
by B. Cuzz of He just fucked you
He has a huge cock.
Only two inches poke out
from his folds of fat.
by Ex Sumo Wrestler now haiku poet.
Stop looking at it
My eyes are up here, beach folks
You fokking sardines
by Mr. Jetski of Beach
Six hundred pound life.
Who else pigs out while they watch?
Wide Load coming through
by Broad Pitt
Breakfast for vampires
New! Blood Krispies Cereal
Start your night off right
by Fangtooth
Poopy poopy fart.
Pee-pee dingleberry queef.
Booger tampon juice.
by Some species of jellyfish can return to the larval stage and start their life cycle all over again. of You just have to be spineless.
I prefer the spam
To all your juvenile trash
More interesting
by Noticer of stupidity
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Do you suffer from
Haikumatoid Darthritis?
Longpig Diet Cure.
by Free shrunken head and tube of BenGay with every new order
Ten layers of shit
with alternating layers
of fromunda cheese
by The New Lasagna of Prison Cooking
Well, it looks like that
I chopped it off for nothing.
Maybe fishing bait.
by Waste not.
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
John Wayne Bobbit's schlong.
Surgically reattached.
He was remembered.
by Har har har.
Do you remember
being dismembered, Ember.
Are you a member?
by A boat made entirely of penises is a membership.
I chopped off my schlong.
Lewd posts should now disappear.
If your theory's true.
by A small sacrifice.
Darth's penis (nice one)
The author of these lewd tales
I took dictation
by Miss Mynah Byrd of Assistant to Darth Figpucker's schlong
If I had eight arms,
I'd masturbate to Seven
Sea Prawnography.
by Octophile Nipon of Nippo nipples.
I don't remember.
I just play with my member.
Hot like an ember.
by Eurotrash prawnography. of If I wrote it, I should get paid!!!
So you wrote all this.
You, the great Farth Digpucker.
We crown you with shit.
by Le Mage of Fromage
Globohomo trash:
You are retarded children.
You are godless filth.
by Beatific Christian of Evangelical Amurrica
Eat my cut and paste,
Filthy satanic Dutchman...
or are you Bellgian?
by Euro-Trash Take the Mark of the Beast
Overloaded porn.
It's not even porn that I
can masturbate to.
by What sad times these are.
Alien anus
Emitting soothing vapor
Stay with us on Earth!
by Anonymous Poet
Stepped in haiku goo
I suspect it came from you
Please, come clean my shoe
by Noticer
Don't make a duck face
Don't take another selfie
Go take a good shit
by Efficiency Expert of Modern Age
I always said that
this site should have a log in.
With pictures allowed.
by ... you know you want to see my ass.
Porn bots twenty-eight.
Haiku poets only four.
Porn bots victory!
by df
It's Brenda from Camden, again. I meant to ask if this site is for poetry or is it dirty stories? Also, is it possible to win any prizes here. Thanks, and have a great rest of your day.
by Brenda L. of Camden, NJ
Conjoined twins unload
and watch the toilet explode
The shrapnel splits them
by A Miracle of The Washroom
Make it stop, Darth
by Anonymous Poet
The sign of old age.
You think you are done, but wait!
There is always more.
by On the toilet.
This is depressing.
More than my uncontrolled farts
and drooping anus.
by We can always sink to new depths.
Get out of the cult
I wouldn't trust loin cloth guy
Someone call Geraldo
by Concerned
Overdressed, perhaps.
It's not easy to pull off
How's the ball coverage?
by Lone Wolf Poet
Then he felt a bulge
that was bigger than his own
I am confused. Sir?
by Anonymous Poet
Out came the trimmers
Prize winning topiary
Neighbor, see my bush!
by Leif Figtickler
One saw a beaver
We both looked at her pussy
One saw rare roast beef
by Terrence Trenchmouth D'Arby's
He lured them in there
Teasing them with his bald head
They worked with no break
Both down on their knees
Heads bobbing in unison
Scrubbing the tile floor
by Noticer of Details
Peeing in public
Everyone hear your tinkle
Like rain on tin roof
Pooping in public
Everyone hear your thunder
God's Bowling Alley
Screwing in public
Everyone hear your girlfriend
say, Is it in yet?
by Noticer Public
There were three sisters
They all had their periods
and only one tampon
by Riddler
It's a new day (yawn).
Let the haiku get worse now.
God is on His throne.
by God Hates Haiku of Course.
Less syllable please
That is all we are asking
Consider others
by Noticer of Paragraphs
Pretty boy moaning
In your dreaming fitful sleep
And inside my pants
by Minivandestroyer of Germany
Pretty boy moaning
In your dreaming fitful sleep
And inside my pants
by Minivandestroyer of Germany
