Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Take someone to lunch
Share a piece of your Whopper
with hungry seagulls
Haiku # 71441, August 21, 2021 3:04 am ET
by Noticer of Beaks
Is this now wholesome?
Hole sum -- adding up the voids.
All about nothing.
Haiku # 71440, August 21, 2021 3:02 am ET
by maybe
Only strange people
pour molten aluminum
into termite mounds.
Haiku # 71439, August 21, 2021 3:00 am ET
by Termites with thermite.
Give someone flowers.
Someone you have never met.
Hope they're not married.
Haiku # 71438, August 21, 2021 2:58 am ET
by Why not try?
Hot spiced apple pie.
All beef hot dogs with dijon
on a fresh baked bun.
Haiku # 71437, August 21, 2021 2:57 am ET
by We can defeat the Taliban with food! of Make them fat and lazy.
The only way out
Writing clean, wholesome haikus
What is there to lose?
Haiku # 71436, August 21, 2021 2:51 am ET
by Voice of Old Willow
I don't have friends
I mingle with the poets
and the great thinkers
Haiku # 71435, August 21, 2021 2:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Can't be vhs
Or the Australian person
How do robots post?
Haiku # 71434, August 21, 2021 2:35 am ET
by I'm not the perv, either of Sk/noticer
The spam bots have won.
This website belongs to them.
It's better this way.
Haiku # 71433, August 21, 2021 2:33 am ET
by My feet have been chopped off. of De-feeted.
Blow job. Modern Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummers.
Haiku # 71432, August 21, 2021 2:31 am ET
by Covid special. Half-off.
Do you ever show your
friends the stuff on here and laugh
at this sick, sick world?
Haiku # 71431, August 21, 2021 2:29 am ET
by My freinds have the brains to look at it and go, "That's stupid".
Hand job. Ancient Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummus
Haiku # 71430, August 21, 2021 2:28 am ET
by Blow of Bazouki
Can we just get back
to screwing dead elephants
like normal perverts?
Haiku # 71428, August 21, 2021 2:26 am ET
by df
This is just creepy.
And that right there says something.
Because I said it.
Haiku # 71427, August 21, 2021 2:24 am ET
by Darth about to hurl at the taking kids to the park/pool intertwined with porn. of Who writes this garbage??!
Jason Momoa
dropped his end of the sofa
That's why I'm cockeyed
Haiku # 71425, August 21, 2021 12:40 am ET
by I. Grew up a victim of watching tv on a slant
The soda machine
My Orange Crush selection
Machine gave 2 dinks
Haiku # 71423, August 20, 2021 11:42 pm ET
by Consumer of Junk Food
Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat

New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo
Haiku # 71422, August 20, 2021 11:35 pm ET
by Lubina Moore of Apt. WD-40
A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts
Haiku # 71419, August 20, 2021 10:27 pm ET
by I Walkedhere of Odd one out
Wasn't my fault, dear
You left our monster dildo
in the dining room
Haiku # 71418, August 20, 2021 10:23 pm ET
by Front and Centerpiece of When unexpected company cums (they usually return the hospitality)
He got a hotel
Defecated on the bed
Turned around. Checked out.
Haiku # 71416, August 20, 2021 10:09 pm ET
by Unwelcome Spaniel of Marriott
But those two inches
Transport you to a pure bliss
You'll believe in God
Haiku # 71415, August 20, 2021 10:01 pm ET
by B. Cuzz of He just fucked you
He has a huge cock.
Only two inches poke out
from his folds of fat.
Haiku # 71413, August 20, 2021 8:49 pm ET
by Ex Sumo Wrestler now haiku poet.
Stop looking at it
My eyes are up here, beach folks
You fokking sardines
Haiku # 71410, August 20, 2021 6:11 pm ET
by Mr. Jetski of Beach
Six hundred pound life.
Who else pigs out while they watch?
Wide Load coming through
Haiku # 71404, August 20, 2021 2:50 pm ET
by Broad Pitt
Breakfast for vampires
New! Blood Krispies Cereal
Start your night off right
Haiku # 71402, August 20, 2021 1:02 pm ET
by Fangtooth
Poopy poopy fart.
Pee-pee dingleberry queef.
Booger tampon juice.
Haiku # 71399, August 20, 2021 11:11 am ET
by Some species of jellyfish can return to the larval stage and start their life cycle all over again. of You just have to be spineless.
I prefer the spam
To all your juvenile trash
More interesting
Haiku # 71397, August 20, 2021 9:47 am ET
by Noticer of stupidity
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
Haiku # 71395, August 20, 2021 9:18 am ET
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
Haiku # 71394, August 20, 2021 9:17 am ET
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Do you suffer from
Haikumatoid Darthritis?
Longpig Diet Cure.
Haiku # 71391, August 20, 2021 5:59 am ET
by Free shrunken head and tube of BenGay with every new order
Ten layers of shit
with alternating layers
of fromunda cheese
Haiku # 71390, August 20, 2021 5:54 am ET
by The New Lasagna of Prison Cooking
Well, it looks like that
I chopped it off for nothing.
Maybe fishing bait.
Haiku # 71386, August 20, 2021 3:26 am ET
by Waste not.
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
Haiku # 71385, August 20, 2021 3:24 am ET
by Blahblahblah
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
Haiku # 71384, August 20, 2021 3:24 am ET
by Blahblahblah
John Wayne Bobbit's schlong.
Surgically reattached.
He was remembered.
Haiku # 71382, August 20, 2021 3:21 am ET
by Har har har.
Do you remember
being dismembered, Ember.
Are you a member?
Haiku # 71381, August 20, 2021 3:17 am ET
by A boat made entirely of penises is a membership.
I chopped off my schlong.
Lewd posts should now disappear.
If your theory's true.
Haiku # 71380, August 20, 2021 3:12 am ET
by A small sacrifice.
Darth's penis (nice one)
The author of these lewd tales
I took dictation
Haiku # 71378, August 20, 2021 2:14 am ET
by Miss Mynah Byrd of Assistant to Darth Figpucker's schlong
If I had eight arms,
I'd masturbate to Seven
Sea Prawnography.
Haiku # 71377, August 20, 2021 2:05 am ET
by Octophile Nipon of Nippo nipples.
I don't remember.
I just play with my member.
Hot like an ember.
Haiku # 71376, August 20, 2021 2:01 am ET
by Eurotrash prawnography. of If I wrote it, I should get paid!!!
So you wrote all this.
You, the great Farth Digpucker.
We crown you with shit.
Haiku # 71372, August 19, 2021 10:41 pm ET
by Le Mage of Fromage
Globohomo trash:
You are retarded children.
You are godless filth.
Haiku # 71371, August 19, 2021 10:31 pm ET
by Beatific Christian of Evangelical Amurrica
Eat my cut and paste,
Filthy satanic Dutchman...
or are you Bellgian?
Haiku # 71370, August 19, 2021 10:10 pm ET
by Euro-Trash Take the Mark of the Beast
Overloaded porn.
It's not even porn that I
can masturbate to.
Haiku # 71369, August 19, 2021 10:06 pm ET
by What sad times these are.
Alien anus
Emitting soothing vapor
Stay with us on Earth!
Haiku # 71365, August 19, 2021 7:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stepped in haiku goo
I suspect it came from you
Please, come clean my shoe
Haiku # 71364, August 19, 2021 7:29 pm ET
by Noticer
Don't make a duck face
Don't take another selfie
Go take a good shit
Haiku # 71363, August 19, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Efficiency Expert of Modern Age
I always said that
this site should have a log in.
With pictures allowed.
Haiku # 71360, August 19, 2021 6:39 pm ET
by ... you know you want to see my ass.
Porn bots twenty-eight.
Haiku poets only four.
Porn bots victory!
Haiku # 71359, August 19, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by df
It's Brenda from Camden, again. I meant to ask if this site is for poetry or is it dirty stories? Also, is it possible to win any prizes here. Thanks, and have a great rest of your day.
Haiku # 71346, August 19, 2021 5:29 am ET
by Brenda L. of Camden, NJ
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