Give someone flowers.
Someone you have never met.
Hope they're not married.
by Why not try?
Hot spiced apple pie.
All beef hot dogs with dijon
on a fresh baked bun.
by We can defeat the Taliban with food! of Make them fat and lazy.
The only way out
Writing clean, wholesome haikus
What is there to lose?
by Voice of Old Willow
I don't have friends
I mingle with the poets
and the great thinkers
by Anonymous Poet
Can't be vhs
Or the Australian person
How do robots post?
by I'm not the perv, either of Sk/noticer
The spam bots have won.
This website belongs to them.
It's better this way.
by My feet have been chopped off. of De-feeted.
Blow job. Modern Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummers.
by Covid special. Half-off.
Do you ever show your
friends the stuff on here and laugh
at this sick, sick world?
by My freinds have the brains to look at it and go, "That's stupid".
Hand job. Ancient Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummus
by Blow of Bazouki
Can we just get back
to screwing dead elephants
like normal perverts?
by df
This is just creepy.
And that right there says something.
Because I said it.
by Darth about to hurl at the taking kids to the park/pool intertwined with porn. of Who writes this garbage??!
Jason Momoa
dropped his end of the sofa
That's why I'm cockeyed
by I. Grew up a victim of watching tv on a slant
The soda machine
My Orange Crush selection
Machine gave 2 dinks
by Consumer of Junk Food
Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat
New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo
by Lubina Moore of Apt. WD-40
A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts
by I Walkedhere of Odd one out
Wasn't my fault, dear
You left our monster dildo
in the dining room
by Front and Centerpiece of When unexpected company cums (they usually return the hospitality)
He got a hotel
Defecated on the bed
Turned around. Checked out.
by Unwelcome Spaniel of Marriott
But those two inches
Transport you to a pure bliss
You'll believe in God
by B. Cuzz of He just fucked you
He has a huge cock.
Only two inches poke out
from his folds of fat.
by Ex Sumo Wrestler now haiku poet.
Stop looking at it
My eyes are up here, beach folks
You fokking sardines
by Mr. Jetski of Beach
Six hundred pound life.
Who else pigs out while they watch?
Wide Load coming through
by Broad Pitt
Breakfast for vampires
New! Blood Krispies Cereal
Start your night off right
by Fangtooth
Poopy poopy fart.
Pee-pee dingleberry queef.
Booger tampon juice.
by Some species of jellyfish can return to the larval stage and start their life cycle all over again. of You just have to be spineless.
I prefer the spam
To all your juvenile trash
More interesting
by Noticer of stupidity
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Do you suffer from
Haikumatoid Darthritis?
Longpig Diet Cure.
by Free shrunken head and tube of BenGay with every new order
Ten layers of shit
with alternating layers
of fromunda cheese
by The New Lasagna of Prison Cooking
Well, it looks like that
I chopped it off for nothing.
Maybe fishing bait.
by Waste not.
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
John Wayne Bobbit's schlong.
Surgically reattached.
He was remembered.
by Har har har.
Do you remember
being dismembered, Ember.
Are you a member?
by A boat made entirely of penises is a membership.
I chopped off my schlong.
Lewd posts should now disappear.
If your theory's true.
by A small sacrifice.
Darth's penis (nice one)
The author of these lewd tales
I took dictation
by Miss Mynah Byrd of Assistant to Darth Figpucker's schlong
If I had eight arms,
I'd masturbate to Seven
Sea Prawnography.
by Octophile Nipon of Nippo nipples.
I don't remember.
I just play with my member.
Hot like an ember.
by Eurotrash prawnography. of If I wrote it, I should get paid!!!
So you wrote all this.
You, the great Farth Digpucker.
We crown you with shit.
by Le Mage of Fromage
Globohomo trash:
You are retarded children.
You are godless filth.
by Beatific Christian of Evangelical Amurrica
Eat my cut and paste,
Filthy satanic Dutchman...
or are you Bellgian?
by Euro-Trash Take the Mark of the Beast
Overloaded porn.
It's not even porn that I
can masturbate to.
by What sad times these are.
Alien anus
Emitting soothing vapor
Stay with us on Earth!
by Anonymous Poet
Stepped in haiku goo
I suspect it came from you
Please, come clean my shoe
by Noticer
Don't make a duck face
Don't take another selfie
Go take a good shit
by Efficiency Expert of Modern Age
I always said that
this site should have a log in.
With pictures allowed.
by ... you know you want to see my ass.
Porn bots twenty-eight.
Haiku poets only four.
Porn bots victory!
by df
It's Brenda from Camden, again. I meant to ask if this site is for poetry or is it dirty stories? Also, is it possible to win any prizes here. Thanks, and have a great rest of your day.
by Brenda L. of Camden, NJ
Conjoined twins unload
and watch the toilet explode
The shrapnel splits them
by A Miracle of The Washroom
Make it stop, Darth
by Anonymous Poet
The sign of old age.
You think you are done, but wait!
There is always more.
by On the toilet.
