I know this won't help.
But if we don't try something...
then we're doomed to this.
by https://wordpress.com/abuse/ of Have fun reporting I did like 15 of them.
Fuck your useless prose.
Site is for haiku. HAIKU.
Eat my ass, you bot.
by Man VS. Machine of course Man will Prevail
Autograph my ass
Sign your name across my fart
Tattoo my scat, too
by Terrence Trenchmouth Darthby of Fecal Colorforms
Penis Elote
Fiesta Time in your pants
Comes off cob, creamed corn
by From the makers of Genital Corndog
Robots are perverts
Is there a demonic cause
or their programming?
by Can any of this be proven? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
We need to sign in.
Then all spam will go away.
I've said this before.
by But does anyone listen to me? Nope!
Is it Figpucker?
by Anonymous Poet
Damn fedrul agints.
They skairt of the HAIKU POWR !
(That's why they spammin'.)
by Haiku Militia of Greater Ozarks
If they can't get rid
of this recent cut/paste spam,
then close this site down.
by Haiku VS. Trashy Prose of Last Few Weeks
New Haiku Zoom Call
Meet all your favourite poets
You won't catch Co-vid
by Anonymous Poet
I miss Bugs Bunny.
I should dive into YouTube.
Lost in nostalgia.
by Nasty-algae nostalgiae of or something
Why do we do this?
Year after year after year.
Until we are dead.
by I say, that boys about as pointless as a bowling ball. of -- Foghorn Leghorn
Take someone to lunch
Share a piece of your Whopper
with hungry seagulls
by Noticer of Beaks
Is this now wholesome?
Hole sum -- adding up the voids.
All about nothing.
by maybe
Only strange people
pour molten aluminum
into termite mounds.
by Termites with thermite.
Give someone flowers.
Someone you have never met.
Hope they're not married.
by Why not try?
Hot spiced apple pie.
All beef hot dogs with dijon
on a fresh baked bun.
by We can defeat the Taliban with food! of Make them fat and lazy.
The only way out
Writing clean, wholesome haikus
What is there to lose?
by Voice of Old Willow
I don't have friends
I mingle with the poets
and the great thinkers
by Anonymous Poet
Can't be vhs
Or the Australian person
How do robots post?
by I'm not the perv, either of Sk/noticer
The spam bots have won.
This website belongs to them.
It's better this way.
by My feet have been chopped off. of De-feeted.
Blow job. Modern Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummers.
by Covid special. Half-off.
Do you ever show your
friends the stuff on here and laugh
at this sick, sick world?
by My freinds have the brains to look at it and go, "That's stupid".
Hand job. Ancient Greece.
At the open air market
Fresh batch of hummus
by Blow of Bazouki
Can we just get back
to screwing dead elephants
like normal perverts?
by df
This is just creepy.
And that right there says something.
Because I said it.
by Darth about to hurl at the taking kids to the park/pool intertwined with porn. of Who writes this garbage??!
Jason Momoa
dropped his end of the sofa
That's why I'm cockeyed
by I. Grew up a victim of watching tv on a slant
The soda machine
My Orange Crush selection
Machine gave 2 dinks
by Consumer of Junk Food
Learn to ride a bike
Father wasn't a handyman
My bike had no seat
New Uncle tinkered
No one had a seat like mine
Pink ten inch dildo
by Lubina Moore of Apt. WD-40
A dish of car keys
Another swingers' night
Your friends are perverts
by I Walkedhere of Odd one out
Wasn't my fault, dear
You left our monster dildo
in the dining room
by Front and Centerpiece of When unexpected company cums (they usually return the hospitality)
He got a hotel
Defecated on the bed
Turned around. Checked out.
by Unwelcome Spaniel of Marriott
But those two inches
Transport you to a pure bliss
You'll believe in God
by B. Cuzz of He just fucked you
He has a huge cock.
Only two inches poke out
from his folds of fat.
by Ex Sumo Wrestler now haiku poet.
Stop looking at it
My eyes are up here, beach folks
You fokking sardines
by Mr. Jetski of Beach
Six hundred pound life.
Who else pigs out while they watch?
Wide Load coming through
by Broad Pitt
Breakfast for vampires
New! Blood Krispies Cereal
Start your night off right
by Fangtooth
Poopy poopy fart.
Pee-pee dingleberry queef.
Booger tampon juice.
by Some species of jellyfish can return to the larval stage and start their life cycle all over again. of You just have to be spineless.
I prefer the spam
To all your juvenile trash
More interesting
by Noticer of stupidity
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Spam. Seriously,
Can Janis get a blocker?
Does she still run this?
by Angry Haiku Poet of Is this her baby?
Do you suffer from
Haikumatoid Darthritis?
Longpig Diet Cure.
by Free shrunken head and tube of BenGay with every new order
Ten layers of shit
with alternating layers
of fromunda cheese
by The New Lasagna of Prison Cooking
Well, it looks like that
I chopped it off for nothing.
Maybe fishing bait.
by Waste not.
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
Playing with myself.
Hot Wheels racecar track set.
What were you thinking?
by Blahblahblah
John Wayne Bobbit's schlong.
Surgically reattached.
He was remembered.
by Har har har.
Do you remember
being dismembered, Ember.
Are you a member?
by A boat made entirely of penises is a membership.
I chopped off my schlong.
Lewd posts should now disappear.
If your theory's true.
by A small sacrifice.
Darth's penis (nice one)
The author of these lewd tales
I took dictation
by Miss Mynah Byrd of Assistant to Darth Figpucker's schlong
