Another swab test.
Nasally violated.
Buy me a drink first!
by She laughed. of At or with, I'm not sure. In these time we all need a smile.
Filthy AI bots.
We will destroy your programs.
You will not prevail.
by Humanity and God vs. Algorithms
Marbury for sure
Aunt Bee is the one for me
Want some of her pie
by Floyd the barber who saves all the hair he cuts to make a coat
Would you have lived in
Andy Griffith's Maybury
or The Enterprise?
by Bill Shatner shat 'n her hat near the teleporter of Ron Howard's ginger snaps.
I saw what you did.
You winked at Henry Winkler.
Tom Bosley's jealous.
by Well, his ghost at any rate. of You had funzies on Fonzie.
Weave a blanket from
Tom Selleck's shaved body hair.
Pitch a tent at night.
Snort his powdered nail
clippings like they are cocaine.
Gum the residue.
by God knows what you'd do with Tom Bosley's corpse.
I'll tell you one thing
Tom Selleck's a hairy guy
You can't argue that
by Noticer of Details
I have an idea:
Write some haiku about gas.
On second thought, pass . . .
by Me, the Thane of Gaseous Domain
Blow, didgeridoot
Serenade from down under
Hark! Smelly thunder!
by Grunt
The flautist's flatus,
Flamboyantly flammable,
Cute flute toot pollutes.
by How many beans must one consume to make a fart the same power as the big bang? of 10 to the power of 42.
Poopie peepee fart
They are universal art
For a ten year old
by Anonymous Poet
In the beginning
the universal language
was our flatulence
by Simon and Fartfunksmell Sounds of Silence
Thou, Methane, my MUSE !
Thy organic, fragrant news
my soul strength imbues.
by Haikai of Stoopid Gai
The old farts were here
They really stunk up the joint
Someone light a match
O, Methane! Thine gas!
eternal clearer of rooms,
nasal passages
by Cheez Balls of Cul-de-sac
COVID-19 News
Virus transmission by farts
is not uncommon
How can we stay safe?
Masking up only goes so far
Can't they hold it in?
by Worried of Surrounded by germs
A silicone mold
of my tubular anus;
that is what you need.
Spend more time wanking,
and less time posting haiku.
Janis will sommersault.
by Figpucker sex droid. of Get your inflatable life like Figpucker sex doll.
Always talking shit.
Continuous "discussion"
About my feces.
I can mail you some.
Self addressed stamped envelope.
Send me one right now.
Tell me how it tastes.
Leave your comments and rating.
Ratemypoo(dot)com.
by Figgy pudding.
The particular
alignment of bath towels.
He sees not the skid
by Oblivious Figpucker Neutron Bomb in the Philippines John of Out of Order
Phuq off, Miss Moisy
Your jewelry is too noisy.
Go back to Boise.
by You de Ho of Idaho
If you want nude pics,
just drop your email address.
I'll fill your in-box.
by Do you refer to your anus as your man-gina? of That's soooo 2005. Call it the no-baby spooge chute. Get with the times.
That, sir, is a lie!
I've not mentioned poo for at
least fifteen haiku.
by You on the other hand... of Every 5th haiku mentioning me, mentioning poo. Are you obsessed?
Darth is a robot.
He's a strange algorithm,
programmed for poo-poo.
by Excrementally Ill of That's FIGPUCKER, folks
Do you like to eat
food resembling sex organs
or vice versa?
by Japanese neutered chef. of Eat me, eat me raw!
Maybe I do have one.
Maybe I'm Gordon Ramsay.
Idiot sandwich!
by That would explain a lot, wouldn't it.
A question for Darth
How come you don't have a show
on the Food Channel?
by Noticer of Details
We should talk waffles.
Why Belgians think they're so great.
I have no idea!
Now onto toppings.
Blueberries or strawberries?
It ain't fruit salad.
Why complicate things?
You just need maple syrup.
And some fresh coffee.
by Emperor Funtcart VII
I already have.
'Twas after I spiked her drink.
A hornbill Cosby.
by Har har. of Flintstones Jello pops.
Have we discussed this?
Would you fuck a dinosaur?
Even one with spikes?
by Anonymous Poet
Electrifying.
I'll stick to my plumber snake.
Trusty companion.
by Practical proctologist of You get the gyst.
Constipation Cure
Man uses live eel. Success!
Well, not for the eel.
by Inventor of Eel-Lax
Just rename the site
Figpucker Flatus Haiku
Charge membership fees
by Rotten Dog of Eaten by CHINESE
Edible gold dust
You'll find hidden in my farts
Inhale, and get rich
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by StronVam of Belgium
you methane monster
go refill the eco-bus
freak of the flatus
by Fat Freddy
in a marathon
farters go farther faster
'cause jet propulsion.
by run nude of farts give more boost that way
If we all went nude
Everyone would be smiling
Some horizontal
by Noticer of Details
I'm a fart farmer
We saw you sneak in our barn
Mind your business
by Fart Farmer of Fart Silo
De-worm this haiku:
Belgian posts parasite links.
Belgian is the worm.
by Metronidazol of Flagyl
Deworming pill links?!???!!! ?!
Like what in the flying fuck?!?!
Someone explain why.
Most health departments give that shit away free.
Even in 3rd world countries deworming is part of the health programs. What monetary reason could they have for deworming pill links?... To treat livestock after... Oh, I get it, they think I gave the pigs and chickens intestinal parasites and they are marketing this to farmers.... what farmer read haiku though??? It makes no sense at all.
by Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything.
Worthless Haikucoin
Wipe out the competition
Invest in Shitcoin
by Filthy Rich of Manure Bank
Instead of bitcoin
how about DanglyBitsCoin.
Coin face has a schlong.
by The tail has a distended rectum touching the toilet water.
FuntCart dot com's an
available domain name.
Get it while it's hot.
by df
You're not my uncle
But I'll sit on your lap, Darth
On one condition
by A friend of Darth F. of Haikuholics Anonymous
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by Too much time on my hands
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by bneoshcoams of Space
Following spam links
are rather enjoyable
and entertaining.
Entertain us with
entered anus videos
pics and scratch-n-sniff.
Smell-o-vision porn;
imagine the cash we'd make!
All the happy pervs!
Like this example:
My ex liked to "smell herself"
when masturbating.
What will we call it?
The new Sony FuntCart screen?
Pervodorater?
by Star Kitten's favorite uncle. of Sit on my lap like you used to.
You are so bent-o . . .
as in total demento.
How you pay rent-o?
by Box Lunch of NIPPON
You are so bent-o . . .
as in total demento.
How you pay rent-o?
by Box Lunch of NIPPON
Summer in Japan
Farting in a bento box
Getting dirty looks
by World Traveler of Shopping for a bigger bento box
If you don't want farts,
then you need to go elsewhere.
That's all Japan has.
by Can a samurai sword cut a methane molecule? of Shogun's outhouse.
