Darth is a robot.
He's a strange algorithm,
programmed for poo-poo.

Do you like to eat
food resembling sex organs
or vice versa?

Maybe I do have one.
Maybe I'm Gordon Ramsay.
Idiot sandwich!

A question for Darth
How come you don't have a show
on the Food Channel?

We should talk waffles.
Why Belgians think they're so great.
I have no idea!

Now onto toppings.
Blueberries or strawberries?
It ain't fruit salad.

Why complicate things?
You just need maple syrup.
And some fresh coffee.

I already have.
'Twas after I spiked her drink.
A hornbill Cosby.

Have we discussed this?
Would you fuck a dinosaur?
Even one with spikes?

Electrifying.
I'll stick to my plumber snake.
Trusty companion.

Constipation Cure
Man uses live eel. Success!
Well, not for the eel.

Just rename the site
Figpucker Flatus Haiku
Charge membership fees

Edible gold dust
You'll find hidden in my farts
Inhale, and get rich

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you methane monster
go refill the eco-bus
freak of the flatus

in a marathon
farters go farther faster
'cause jet propulsion.

If we all went nude
Everyone would be smiling
Some horizontal

I'm a fart farmer
We saw you sneak in our barn
Mind your business

De-worm this haiku:
Belgian posts parasite links.
Belgian is the worm.

Deworming pill links?!???!!! ?!
Like what in the flying fuck?!?!
Someone explain why.

Most health departments give that shit away free.
Even in 3rd world countries deworming is part of the health programs. What monetary reason could they have for deworming pill links?... To treat livestock after... Oh, I get it, they think I gave the pigs and chickens intestinal parasites and they are marketing this to farmers.... what farmer read haiku though??? It makes no sense at all.

Worthless Haikucoin
Wipe out the competition
Invest in Shitcoin

Instead of bitcoin
how about DanglyBitsCoin.
Coin face has a schlong.

FuntCart dot com's an
available domain name.
Get it while it's hot.

You're not my uncle
But I'll sit on your lap, Darth
On one condition

How to pay FuntCart?
Need new currency: BoobCoin
Worth every penny

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Following spam links
are rather enjoyable
and entertaining.

Entertain us with
entered anus videos
pics and scratch-n-sniff.

Smell-o-vision porn;
imagine the cash we'd make!
All the happy pervs!

Like this example:
My ex liked to "smell herself"
when masturbating.

What will we call it?
The new Sony FuntCart screen?
Pervodorater?

You are so bent-o . . .
as in total demento.
How you pay rent-o?

You are so bent-o . . .
as in total demento.
How you pay rent-o?

Summer in Japan
Farting in a bento box
Getting dirty looks

If you don't want farts,
then you need to go elsewhere.
That's all Japan has.

Quadruple back flip
with a triple aerial
A solid landing (no back splash, floaters, or Klingons)

How we long for more
Than Figpucker's farts; a bore.
Give Darth a low score.

Belching twat waffles
Ingestion. Indigestion.
(with homemade whipped cream)

Long-winded Belgian
Look, he farts gobbledygook
and wipes with haiku

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This site is the best
It's like having a pen pal
in the Philippines

Up in Canada
They wipe with a hockey stick+
duct taped tea towel

I heard in China
They wipe their bums with chopsticks
Works on potstickers

Extra syllable
Symbolizes the bus fart
It hangs in the air

Farting on mass transit
They'll be reaching for their masks
I will be smiling

Cheese, cheese, we love cheese.
We support Darth Roquefort.
We am Chinese BOTS.

Meatpackers Union
Spokesperson, Girth Pigpacker
Sat on his fat ass

Are you packing heat?
Shoplifted a pantsload of SPAM?
I'll be right over

Oh ye haiku men,
Let us arise and fight them,
Unpoetic bots.

That's why you use spam.
The slab of meat can be carved
and then used for months.

Warm it when needed.
Keep it refrigerated.
Nuke it when wanted.

Multipurpose too.
Like use it for a shot glass.
Mushroomy liquor.

You will not get sick.
With all the preservatives
it lasts forever.

If it falls apart
from being overly-loved,
just shoplift more spam.

I'll think of you, dear
At the next Ladie's Luncheon
What a meat platter!

Do not fuck corned beef
Cut your unit on the can?
Your future's dead meat

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We're violated!
Raped by Russian spam monsters.
I used to rape spam.

Spam with a carved hole.
It may sound kind of slimy.
But it's more emotionally satisfying that screwing my ex, although both are artificially processed pork. And at least the spam has some dignity and self-respect.

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