did you notice that
my non-existent undies
are impervious

indestructible
magnetoluminescent
odoriferous

Go back and read the
Nineteen-ninety-seven posts.
Guess which ones are mine.

Will Janis help her?
The IP address log book.
I don't fucking care.

I am offended.
All this SPAM could feed millions.
If it were real SPAM.

When a whore asks me
"What would you like for breakfast?"
That's a good feeling.

Penis tuxedoes
Why you dashing, dapper dinks!
Pardon, they're penquins

The red popsicle:
A hammer and popsicle
Frozen commie treat

The popsicle's gone
Victims of power outage
Those little poets!

I want in on that
Octopus Hug-a-thon
Ladies get Free Drinks

I just figured out
I was writing here way back
in ninety-seven.

I to you will remember it! I will pay off with you!

You commit an error. I can defend the position. Write to me in PM, we will talk.

Vasectomy, yes.
I have a sperm popsicle
to repopulate.

Just imagine it.
A billion new Figpuckers
after World War III.

If you don't eat it,
high one night after Netflix.
Frozen protein treat.

You told me you did
a self vasectomy, Darth
I just see a dick

I bought your children
Turns out they are sea monkeys
Radioactive

I sold my children.
Now I live under a bridge.
Huffing paint thinner.

It's a better life.
But now I have no excuse
to play at playgrounds.

What was I thinking?
This world's full of dirty whores.
I'll just make some more.

Try Ben & Jerry's
"Cherry Garcia" ice cream
after opium.

It's like finding God.
First you have to fight dragons.
Then raped by Care Bears.

Bob Dylan will burn!
So will Jerry Garcia.
Goddamn drug culture.

So was Dylan saved?
Or another crypto-Jew...
It makes you wonder.

"Clusters of black holes"
pops up in my Google feed.
Relevant to me?

Noticer is quite
the prophalactic poet.
Sterile, large volume.

That means real haiku.
Boner pill and sex chat spam,
that stuff doesn't count.

I cannot decide.
Quantity or quality.
Poop pee fart boogers.

The matchless message, is interesting to me :)

aye bonnie covid
here we are back in loch doon
and it's groundhog day

Darnell Figpucker
seated at his abacus
A load in his pants

Sorry for taking
Your wallet and credit cards
after you passed out

My apologies
Sorry about all of this
I beg your pardon

Now all is clear, many thanks for the information.

I drive trucks long haul
Naturally, I piss in jugs
They dot the highways

Beauregard the dog
sniffing the Hee Haw Honeys
Hmmm. . fart or hump legs?

Laboratory
Working on miracle drink
Everlasting hard ons!

All of y'all crackers.
Bunch of stoned wheat thins with cheese.
You dumb-ass hors-d'oeuvres.

Goddamn you racists.
Who you callin' a cracker?!
I'm a sweet cookie!

I'll write Nabisco.
Get them to change that rude word.
Cookies, not "crackers".

Your remote would work
if you'd not swap batteries
for your huge dildo.

This rhinoceros
Fucking a broken tiger
Animal Crackers

Fecal Cyclone Watch
Seek shelter on higher ground
Watch for corn hailstones

The whirling dervish
experienced a sudden
bad diarrhea

Tom Bosley, in Hell
Flames lapping his hangdog face
Shouldn't have fucked goats

Do you think cavemen
had stinkier farts than us?
Back up your theory

The Commercial Break
Should I give myself a wank?
Or go fix a snack?

And now it's time for
Cephalopod Trivia
with your host, Mush-head

And now some input
from celebrity birthmark
John Boy Walton's mole

You: fix my remote.
Reprogram the Goddamn thing.
Needs some batteries.

God, I wish they'd die.
This is getting out of hand.
Posts need approval.

When did you last have
a virtual reach-around
from a sexting site?

Watch transvestites free!
Stalactites and stalagmites!
All hang out in caves!

I have a cheese dick
It looks like rancid Gouda
And tastes like it too

They are selling gold
leaf covered elephant poop
mounted on oak plaques.

I'm holding out for
gold plated celebrity poo
Kardashian kit.

Just like Pokemon,
it's addicting, pointless, and
gotta catch 'em all.

Is it Viagra?
The modern blue wonder pill?
Brings on the stiffy