So was Dylan saved?
Or another crypto-Jew...
It makes you wonder.
by Robbie Zimmerman of DULUTH
"Clusters of black holes"
pops up in my Google feed.
Relevant to me?
by Oh, yeah, I get it now.
Noticer is quite
the prophalactic poet.
Sterile, large volume.
by And covers everything.
That means real haiku.
Boner pill and sex chat spam,
that stuff doesn't count.
by So, about 65K haiku now of 935000 haiku to go. Noticer can do that in a week.
I cannot decide.
Quantity or quality.
Poop pee fart boogers.
by We have to get it up to 1M haiku of before Janis pulls the plug.
The matchless message, is interesting to me :)
by CarlosFub of Switzerland
aye bonnie covid
here we are back in loch doon
and it's groundhog day
by ash
Darnell Figpucker
seated at his abacus
A load in his pants
by Do I have to go to school, mom? of Math Class stinx
Sorry for taking
Your wallet and credit cards
after you passed out
by Don't even think of calling the police
My apologies
Sorry about all of this
I beg your pardon
by Paula G.
Now all is clear, many thanks for the information.
by DarnellVIamp of Sri Lanka
I drive trucks long haul
Naturally, I piss in jugs
They dot the highways
by Amber Waves of Piss
Beauregard the dog
sniffing the Hee Haw Honeys
Hmmm. . fart or hump legs?
by Decider of Decisions
Laboratory
Working on miracle drink
Everlasting hard ons!
by Scientist of Science
All of y'all crackers.
Bunch of stoned wheat thins with cheese.
You dumb-ass hors-d'oeuvres.
by Duc de Berry of Tres Riches Heures
Goddamn you racists.
Who you callin' a cracker?!
I'm a sweet cookie!
I'll write Nabisco.
Get them to change that rude word.
Cookies, not "crackers".
by The easily broken giraffe.
Your remote would work
if you'd not swap batteries
for your huge dildo.
by Enticer of pee trails.
This rhinoceros
Fucking a broken tiger
Animal Crackers
by Noticer of Details
Fecal Cyclone Watch
Seek shelter on higher ground
Watch for corn hailstones
by International Association of Weathermen/Mathematicians with abnormally large genitals
The whirling dervish
experienced a sudden
bad diarrhea
by Stain of Poop
Tom Bosley, in Hell
Flames lapping his hangdog face
Shouldn't have fucked goats
by Billy of Undisclosed barn location
Do you think cavemen
had stinkier farts than us?
Back up your theory
by Molecules of Fun
The Commercial Break
Should I give myself a wank?
Or go fix a snack?
by Cheez Balls of Ass on sofa crack
And now it's time for
Cephalopod Trivia
with your host, Mush-head
by Chicken of Sea
And now some input
from celebrity birthmark
John Boy Walton's mole
by I. Fartoffen of Holler
You: fix my remote.
Reprogram the Goddamn thing.
Needs some batteries.
by Tech Trials of THE MODERN WHIRLED
God, I wish they'd die.
This is getting out of hand.
Posts need approval.
by Submit the poem, it gets reviewed, then approved for posting. of Thus spam is no more. Janis should sleep with me.
When did you last have
a virtual reach-around
from a sexting site?
by Well, that's too long! of Extra spice chili.
Watch transvestites free!
Stalactites and stalagmites!
All hang out in caves!
by Perplexing sexting. of How do you "identify"?
I have a cheese dick
It looks like rancid Gouda
And tastes like it too
by jim of Pants
They are selling gold
leaf covered elephant poop
mounted on oak plaques.
I'm holding out for
gold plated celebrity poo
Kardashian kit.
Just like Pokemon,
it's addicting, pointless, and
gotta catch 'em all.
by The Baldwin poo collection is next! of Then the Kardsashians, but everyone has that already.
Is it Viagra?
The modern blue wonder pill?
Brings on the stiffy
by Helping Hand of From the people who brought you Furrburger Helper
Your product: worthless.
Your poetic sense is worse.
Your muse is ugly.
by Lyrical Poet of COMMODIFIED, Inc.
Your product: worthless.
Your poetic sense is worse.
Your muse is ugly.
by Lyrical Poet of COMMODIFIED, Inc.
I'll sell you this kiss
It's s big wet sloppy dog kiss
We'll see how that goes
by Labia of Canine
I don't mind the spam,
but sell me something useful...
or entertaining.
by entertain us of entered anus
I will soon find you.
And I'm going to kill you.
And no one will care.
by And I'm a robot.
when you make the clang
you reveal that manic thang
wang dang slang kerbang
by ash
Find this on YouTube:
Fart Inhaler Poetry.
You'll be glad you did.
by If I were an animal, I'd want to be a bear. of They're cute.
I've been vaxed and vexed.
Good soldiers follow odors.
It's the microchip.
by I think I got a bad batch. of Just like the acid I took.
Geese grease cease lease fleece.
Beef reef grief leaf queef belief.
Balot pollute cute.
by "Raw balot" is kind of a contradiction. of Like a raw wedding cake is not a wedding cake, it's just batter. Pitter patter splatter.
You got me all wrong.
I'm not a mathematician,
just a dirty whore.
by Pay me, I'll do it. of Anything you want. Yes, that too.
Punching sides of beef
Guzzling raw balot egg drinks
Darth vs Haiku
by Down for the count of I mean down on the mathematician
Filling meat orders
Like the list in The Shining
but for cannibals
by Leg of Longpig
Just outside your door
Nature is getting it on
(Inside, Darth feeds geese)
by Noticer of Details
Some just won't get vaxed
Increasing their odds of death
I'm okay with that
by Thinning the stupid out of the gene pool
mcdonalds is near
just past the starving children
should i torment them
by you know like for fun
the halls smell like poo
the hotel swarms with gay men
and the bar is closed
by of
i dont like using
periods apostrophes
commas and the like
by of
asteroids coming
corona doesnt matter
we all go splatter
by of
