On our wedding night
Darth couldn't wait to get home
and write bad haiku

You're babbling on.
Yes, I once married a whore.
But all wives are whores.

Freedom for comfort.
Socially acceptable.
Bring me my damn beer!

They rise and vanish.
Balkan tobacco: smoke rings . . .
Like all our best dreams.

Darth must have married
The great whore of Babylon.
What is in her cup?

I saw what you did.
Unrelenting prostitute.
Anything for cash.

Sell your fat children
by the kilo to witches
for their greasy soup.

The stench of your cunt
can be smelled across the sea.
Dead fish smell better.

Ventriloquism
A lot like cunnilingus
with added flavor

"Collaboration"
And all the global buzzwords:
Outcome-Based Bullshit.

Oh Janis, Janis,
They is mess up the haiku
Janis, make them pay

God IS watching YOU
Cut a hole in your Bible
HE won't punish thou

If you masturbate
and God is not there to watch,
then what is the point?

We sell you firework.
We sell back your debt as well.
Dumb American.

So . . . Turkmen is Stan
But, is Stan also Turkmen?
What about Satan?

Trends in ice fishing
Anglers face down on the ice
Ice hole dinks for bait

The arthritic thumb
of Henry Winkler is up
So is Fonz's dink

I'll do it for free.
But I'm keeping the carcass.
I think you know why.

Threatening to kill?
Not a rational response.
Easily triggered

I want to hire a
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin

Make love to the shark.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.

Virtue signaling.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.

Seriously, lit
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.

Janis, Janis, no.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.

Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.

Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU

They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .

Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .

Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath

Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem

Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.

The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.

Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory

Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.

I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.

Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:

Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up

Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash

The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.

Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.

Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers

Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth

During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...

(Announcer, smiling)

Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs

More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll

Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.

Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.

Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.

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russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?

Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.

Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese

Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems