Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Oh Janis, Janis,
They is mess up the haiku
Janis, make them pay
Haiku # 70793, June 29, 2021 9:18 pm ET
by Bobby McGee of FREEDUMB
God IS watching YOU
Cut a hole in your Bible
HE won't punish thou
Haiku # 70791, June 29, 2021 2:22 am ET
by The Good Book of Ejaculations 24:7
If you masturbate
and God is not there to watch,
then what is the point?
Haiku # 70790, June 28, 2021 9:53 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of God is Real! Praise Jesus!
We sell you firework.
We sell back your debt as well.
Dumb American.
Haiku # 70789, June 28, 2021 4:47 pm ET
by Li Hong Shen of Global Finance Board (that's me in pic)
So . . . Turkmen is Stan
But, is Stan also Turkmen?
What about Satan?
Haiku # 70788, June 28, 2021 4:35 pm ET
by Sampaku of Pakustan
Trends in ice fishing
Anglers face down on the ice
Ice hole dinks for bait
Haiku # 70787, June 28, 2021 4:48 am ET
by Ice Hole Dinks of Discovery Channel
The arthritic thumb
of Henry Winkler is up
So is Fonz's dink
Haiku # 70786, June 28, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Jukebox Puncher of Arnold's
I'll do it for free.
But I'm keeping the carcass.
I think you know why.
Haiku # 70784, June 28, 2021 2:34 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of The only good human is a dead human.
Threatening to kill?
Not a rational response.
Easily triggered
Haiku # 70783, June 28, 2021 1:24 am ET
by Jesus is lard of Respond all you want keyboard warrior, I won't be back.
I want to hire a
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin
Haiku # 70782, June 27, 2021 11:52 pm ET
by YunGB4llsAck of Somewhere
Make love to the shark.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.
Haiku # 70781, June 27, 2021 9:37 pm ET
by Jacques Cousteau of I know it's pride month, but who is more gay, the Fonz or Henry Winkler?
Virtue signaling.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.
Haiku # 70780, June 27, 2021 4:20 pm ET
by Peaceful Vibes of LIGHT-WORKER
Seriously, lit
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.
Haiku # 70779, June 27, 2021 4:17 pm ET
by Unveiled Truth of Blinding HAIKU
Janis, Janis, no.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.
Haiku # 70778, June 27, 2021 4:14 pm ET
by Hate Speech of Celestial Realms
Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
Haiku # 70777, June 27, 2021 10:12 am ET
by Jesus is lard of Seriously there is lit the other than spam and thinly veiled hate speech here
Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
Haiku # 70776, June 26, 2021 10:22 pm ET
by Cointelpro of Appalachian Cabbage-patch
They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
Haiku # 70775, June 26, 2021 10:55 am ET
by Auntie Natchurl of OZARK FRONT PORCH
Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
Haiku # 70774, June 26, 2021 10:52 am ET
by Rainbow Throne of Almighty God
Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
Haiku # 70773, June 26, 2021 3:20 am ET
by Please....u can smell you from here
Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
Haiku # 70772, June 25, 2021 12:31 am ET
by Haiku Phantom 309 of Haiku Highway
Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
Haiku # 70771, June 24, 2021 9:12 pm ET
by Www.brandnamesfromchina.com of Beijing
The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
Haiku # 70770, June 24, 2021 2:45 pm ET
by Great Red Dragon
Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
Haiku # 70769, June 24, 2021 6:33 am ET
by I. Liketoreadinhere of Hot Lavatory
Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
Haiku # 70768, June 24, 2021 2:01 am ET
by Homer Simpson of Glowing with happiness
I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
Haiku # 70767, June 23, 2021 10:11 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman of Cathay
Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
Haiku # 70766, June 23, 2021 12:52 pm ET
by No More Pussyfarts of New York Times Bestseller List
Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
Haiku # 70765, June 21, 2021 9:43 pm ET
by Celestial Guidance of DREAMS
Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
Haiku # 70764, June 21, 2021 2:06 pm ET
by Special Report of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
Haiku # 70762, June 20, 2021 11:54 am ET
by Death as an Airport
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
Haiku # 70761, June 19, 2021 7:04 pm ET
by Vladimir Poot of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
Haiku # 70759, June 18, 2021 10:37 pm ET
by Grown man making boobie jokes of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
Haiku # 70758, June 17, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by It's open of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...

(Announcer, smiling)

Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
Haiku # 70757, June 17, 2021 5:38 pm ET
by Colonel Cornelius Brown of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
Haiku # 70756, June 17, 2021 4:36 pm ET
by Poopstain of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
Haiku # 70755, June 17, 2021 3:12 pm ET
by Monsieur Clicquot of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70754, June 15, 2021 10:54 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70753, June 15, 2021 10:51 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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Haiku # 70752, June 15, 2021 5:53 pm ET
by LolityTaw5616 of Russia
russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
Haiku # 70750, June 15, 2021 2:33 pm ET
by moxie
Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
Haiku # 70749, June 15, 2021 8:51 am ET
by Pere de l'Abee of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
Haiku # 70748, June 14, 2021 9:38 pm ET
by Town Crier of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
Haiku # 70747, June 14, 2021 6:42 am ET
by I'm not really a doctor of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
Haiku # 70746, June 12, 2021 8:53 pm ET
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
Haiku # 70745, June 12, 2021 8:51 pm ET
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
Haiku # 70744, June 12, 2021 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
Haiku # 70743, June 12, 2021 9:55 am ET
by ash
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
Haiku # 70742, June 11, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Fast Foodie of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
Haiku # 70741, June 10, 2021 5:07 pm ET
by Ah Knowed It of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
Haiku # 70740, June 8, 2021 10:02 am ET
by Latoyah of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
Haiku # 70739, June 8, 2021 9:15 am ET
by LaToyah of Gary Coleman
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