I want to hire a
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin
by YunGB4llsAck of Somewhere
Make love to the shark.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.
by Jacques Cousteau of I know it's pride month, but who is more gay, the Fonz or Henry Winkler?
Virtue signaling.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.
by Peaceful Vibes of LIGHT-WORKER
Seriously, lit
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.
by Unveiled Truth of Blinding HAIKU
Janis, Janis, no.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.
by Hate Speech of Celestial Realms
Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
by Jesus is lard of Seriously there is lit the other than spam and thinly veiled hate speech here
Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
by Cointelpro of Appalachian Cabbage-patch
They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
by Auntie Natchurl of OZARK FRONT PORCH
Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
by Rainbow Throne of Almighty God
Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
by Please....u can smell you from here
Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
by Haiku Phantom 309 of Haiku Highway
Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
by Www.brandnamesfromchina.com of Beijing
The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
by Great Red Dragon
Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
by I. Liketoreadinhere of Hot Lavatory
Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
by Homer Simpson of Glowing with happiness
I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman of Cathay
Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
by No More Pussyfarts of New York Times Bestseller List
Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
by Celestial Guidance of DREAMS
Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
by Special Report of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
by Death as an Airport
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
by Vladimir Poot of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
by Grown man making boobie jokes of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
by It's open of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...
(Announcer, smiling)
Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
by Colonel Cornelius Brown of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
by Poopstain of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
by Monsieur Clicquot of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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by moxie
Chimay, or may not...
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in Belgian bottle.
by Pere de l'Abee of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
by Town Crier of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
by I'm not really a doctor of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
by Anonymous Poet
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
by ash
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
by Fast Foodie of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
by Ah Knowed It of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
by Latoyah of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
by LaToyah of Gary Coleman
That last haiku poem
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
by Noticer of Details of Up in this Mafk
Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
by Rictus Erectus of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
by Waiting for Darth of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
by Stimulating of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
by That squirell's kind of cute too.
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
by sid the sloth of San Diego
He watched her walk by
from the barber shop window.
What a set of gams!
by Drunk on blue comb fluid of Barber Shop
Go to SuperCuts
Ask them for a butthole trim
Or get that shit waxed
by Helping hand
17 feet tall
Programmed to cut the cheese
Here comes Limburger
by 17 ft of In no rush
