Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
Haiku # 70777, June 27, 2021 10:12 am ET
by Jesus is lard of Seriously there is lit the other than spam and thinly veiled hate speech here
Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
Haiku # 70776, June 26, 2021 10:22 pm ET
by Cointelpro of Appalachian Cabbage-patch
They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
Haiku # 70775, June 26, 2021 10:55 am ET
by Auntie Natchurl of OZARK FRONT PORCH
Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
Haiku # 70774, June 26, 2021 10:52 am ET
by Rainbow Throne of Almighty God
Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
Haiku # 70773, June 26, 2021 3:20 am ET
by Please....u can smell you from here
Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
Haiku # 70772, June 25, 2021 12:31 am ET
by Haiku Phantom 309 of Haiku Highway
Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
Haiku # 70771, June 24, 2021 9:12 pm ET
by Www.brandnamesfromchina.com of Beijing
The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
Haiku # 70770, June 24, 2021 2:45 pm ET
by Great Red Dragon
Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
Haiku # 70769, June 24, 2021 6:33 am ET
by I. Liketoreadinhere of Hot Lavatory
Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
Haiku # 70768, June 24, 2021 2:01 am ET
by Homer Simpson of Glowing with happiness
I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
Haiku # 70767, June 23, 2021 10:11 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman of Cathay
Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
Haiku # 70766, June 23, 2021 12:52 pm ET
by No More Pussyfarts of New York Times Bestseller List
Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
Haiku # 70765, June 21, 2021 9:43 pm ET
by Celestial Guidance of DREAMS
Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
Haiku # 70764, June 21, 2021 2:06 pm ET
by Special Report of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
Haiku # 70762, June 20, 2021 11:54 am ET
by Death as an Airport
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
Haiku # 70761, June 19, 2021 7:04 pm ET
by Vladimir Poot of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
Haiku # 70759, June 18, 2021 10:37 pm ET
by Grown man making boobie jokes of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
Haiku # 70758, June 17, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by It's open of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...

(Announcer, smiling)

Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
Haiku # 70757, June 17, 2021 5:38 pm ET
by Colonel Cornelius Brown of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
Haiku # 70756, June 17, 2021 4:36 pm ET
by Poopstain of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
Haiku # 70755, June 17, 2021 3:12 pm ET
by Monsieur Clicquot of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70754, June 15, 2021 10:54 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70753, June 15, 2021 10:51 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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Haiku # 70752, June 15, 2021 5:53 pm ET
by LolityTaw5616 of Russia
russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
Haiku # 70750, June 15, 2021 2:33 pm ET
by moxie
Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
Haiku # 70749, June 15, 2021 8:51 am ET
by Pere de l'Abee of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
Haiku # 70748, June 14, 2021 9:38 pm ET
by Town Crier of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
Haiku # 70747, June 14, 2021 6:42 am ET
by I'm not really a doctor of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
Haiku # 70746, June 12, 2021 8:53 pm ET
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
Haiku # 70745, June 12, 2021 8:51 pm ET
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
Haiku # 70744, June 12, 2021 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
Haiku # 70743, June 12, 2021 9:55 am ET
by ash
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
Haiku # 70742, June 11, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Fast Foodie of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
Haiku # 70741, June 10, 2021 5:07 pm ET
by Ah Knowed It of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
Haiku # 70740, June 8, 2021 10:02 am ET
by Latoyah of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
Haiku # 70739, June 8, 2021 9:15 am ET
by LaToyah of Gary Coleman
That last haiku poem
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
Haiku # 70737, June 7, 2021 3:29 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Up in this Mafk
Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
Haiku # 70735, June 4, 2021 1:05 pm ET
by Rictus Erectus of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
Haiku # 70732, June 3, 2021 2:40 am ET
by Waiting for Darth of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
Haiku # 70731, June 1, 2021 2:08 am ET
by Stimulating of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
Haiku # 70730, May 30, 2021 10:15 pm ET
by That squirell's kind of cute too.
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
Haiku # 70729, May 30, 2021 6:05 pm ET
by sid the sloth of San Diego
He watched her walk by
from the barber shop window.
What a set of gams!
Haiku # 70727, May 30, 2021 3:01 am ET
by Drunk on blue comb fluid of Barber Shop
Go to SuperCuts
Ask them for a butthole trim
Or get that shit waxed
Haiku # 70726, May 30, 2021 12:56 am ET
by Helping hand
17 feet tall
Programmed to cut the cheese
Here comes Limburger
Haiku # 70725, May 29, 2021 1:48 am ET
by 17 ft of In no rush
Not programmed to lie
But had to check NOT A ROBOT
May have blown a fuse
Haiku # 70724, May 29, 2021 12:28 am ET
by 17 of Look up
17 feet tall
You won’t mistake me for him
By him I mean Darth
Haiku # 70723, May 29, 2021 12:25 am ET
by 17 Foot Poet of Old Willow Robotics, Inc
Human like robot
Go ahead, Press the button.
Cup hands, inhale fart.
Haiku # 70722, May 28, 2021 11:39 pm ET
by Smells like WD-40 of Ball bearing burrito stand
That’s what you get when
you line the cage with bad haiku.
Cassowary Bird!
Haiku # 70721, May 28, 2021 11:22 pm ET
by Cassowary #1 of Cassowary Lane
I bought a parrot.
But it died when I got home.
Deceased. No more. Dead.
Haiku # 70720, May 27, 2021 9:09 pm ET
by It is an X-Parrot of "No, it's just resting."
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