Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Darth must have married
The great whore of Babylon.
What is in her cup?
Haiku # 70798, July 2, 2021 8:25 am ET
by Iokanan of PATMOS
I saw what you did.
Unrelenting prostitute.
Anything for cash.

Sell your fat children
by the kilo to witches
for their greasy soup.
Haiku # 70797, July 1, 2021 10:13 pm ET
by df
The stench of your cunt
can be smelled across the sea.
Dead fish smell better.
Haiku # 70796, July 1, 2021 9:22 pm ET
by Darth Bolfin-Danger
Ventriloquism
A lot like cunnilingus
with added flavor
Haiku # 70795, July 1, 2021 7:01 pm ET
by Winner of Talent Show
"Collaboration"
And all the global buzzwords:
Outcome-Based Bullshit.
Haiku # 70794, June 29, 2021 9:26 pm ET
by Linguine Manipolution of NEW WORD ORDER
Oh Janis, Janis,
They is mess up the haiku
Janis, make them pay
Haiku # 70793, June 29, 2021 9:18 pm ET
by Bobby McGee of FREEDUMB
God IS watching YOU
Cut a hole in your Bible
HE won't punish thou
Haiku # 70791, June 29, 2021 2:22 am ET
by The Good Book of Ejaculations 24:7
If you masturbate
and God is not there to watch,
then what is the point?
Haiku # 70790, June 28, 2021 9:53 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of God is Real! Praise Jesus!
We sell you firework.
We sell back your debt as well.
Dumb American.
Haiku # 70789, June 28, 2021 4:47 pm ET
by Li Hong Shen of Global Finance Board (that's me in pic)
So . . . Turkmen is Stan
But, is Stan also Turkmen?
What about Satan?
Haiku # 70788, June 28, 2021 4:35 pm ET
by Sampaku of Pakustan
Trends in ice fishing
Anglers face down on the ice
Ice hole dinks for bait
Haiku # 70787, June 28, 2021 4:48 am ET
by Ice Hole Dinks of Discovery Channel
The arthritic thumb
of Henry Winkler is up
So is Fonz's dink
Haiku # 70786, June 28, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Jukebox Puncher of Arnold's
I'll do it for free.
But I'm keeping the carcass.
I think you know why.
Haiku # 70784, June 28, 2021 2:34 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of The only good human is a dead human.
Threatening to kill?
Not a rational response.
Easily triggered
Haiku # 70783, June 28, 2021 1:24 am ET
by Jesus is lard of Respond all you want keyboard warrior, I won't be back.
I want to hire a
Hit man on myself, Haha.
Let the games begin
Haiku # 70782, June 27, 2021 11:52 pm ET
by YunGB4llsAck of Somewhere
Make love to the shark.
Rough sexual intercourse.
Grab it by the gills.
Haiku # 70781, June 27, 2021 9:37 pm ET
by Jacques Cousteau of I know it's pride month, but who is more gay, the Fonz or Henry Winkler?
Virtue signaling.
STOP your virtue signaling
or I will kill you.
Haiku # 70780, June 27, 2021 4:20 pm ET
by Peaceful Vibes of LIGHT-WORKER
Seriously, lit
is neither hate speech nor spam.
Only you wear veils.
Haiku # 70779, June 27, 2021 4:17 pm ET
by Unveiled Truth of Blinding HAIKU
Janis, Janis, no.
There's no shark. There is no site.
Just haiku. And truth.
Haiku # 70778, June 27, 2021 4:14 pm ET
by Hate Speech of Celestial Realms
Just do it Janis
It is time to shut this down.
The shark has been jumped.
Haiku # 70777, June 27, 2021 10:12 am ET
by Jesus is lard of Seriously there is lit the other than spam and thinly veiled hate speech here
Well consarnit, Clem.
Damn federulz is here too
Spyin' on HAIKU
Haiku # 70776, June 26, 2021 10:22 pm ET
by Cointelpro of Appalachian Cabbage-patch
They done did it, Clem.
Turned a gal into a man.
But she's still a he . . .
Haiku # 70775, June 26, 2021 10:55 am ET
by Auntie Natchurl of OZARK FRONT PORCH
Almost forgot: June !
Hey everyone, it's PRIDE month.
Revolting rainbows . . .
Haiku # 70774, June 26, 2021 10:52 am ET
by Rainbow Throne of Almighty God
Don't waste your time here
Go do something productive
Like taking a bath
Haiku # 70773, June 26, 2021 3:20 am ET
by Please....u can smell you from here
Bob Barker's not a dog
Dick Van Dyke's no lesbian
This ain't a poem
Haiku # 70772, June 25, 2021 12:31 am ET
by Haiku Phantom 309 of Haiku Highway
Do you like Nikes?
Of course they are genuine.
No counterfeits here.
Haiku # 70771, June 24, 2021 9:12 pm ET
by Www.brandnamesfromchina.com of Beijing
The Chinese pirates
are now pirating haiku,
Faking big brand-names.
Haiku # 70770, June 24, 2021 2:45 pm ET
by Great Red Dragon
Toilet volcano
National Geographic
Hot Lavatory
Haiku # 70769, June 24, 2021 6:33 am ET
by I. Liketoreadinhere of Hot Lavatory
Oh my God, donuts!
How did you know I wanted...
Never mind, who cares.
Haiku # 70768, June 24, 2021 2:01 am ET
by Homer Simpson of Glowing with happiness
I gots to tell y'all:
Issallabout tha HAIKU.
We rollin' wit dat.
Haiku # 70767, June 23, 2021 10:11 pm ET
by Worthy Oriental Gentleman of Cathay
Why Dogs Fart So Much
( how YOU can help your buddy)
By the author of:
Haiku # 70766, June 23, 2021 12:52 pm ET
by No More Pussyfarts of New York Times Bestseller List
Sounds like those nightmares
Where your man-parts get severed
But then you wake up
Haiku # 70765, June 21, 2021 9:43 pm ET
by Celestial Guidance of DREAMS
Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
Haiku # 70764, June 21, 2021 2:06 pm ET
by Special Report of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
Haiku # 70762, June 20, 2021 11:54 am ET
by Death as an Airport
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
Haiku # 70761, June 19, 2021 7:04 pm ET
by Vladimir Poot of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
Haiku # 70759, June 18, 2021 10:37 pm ET
by Grown man making boobie jokes of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
Haiku # 70758, June 17, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by It's open of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...

(Announcer, smiling)

Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
Haiku # 70757, June 17, 2021 5:38 pm ET
by Colonel Cornelius Brown of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
Haiku # 70756, June 17, 2021 4:36 pm ET
by Poopstain of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
Haiku # 70755, June 17, 2021 3:12 pm ET
by Monsieur Clicquot of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70754, June 15, 2021 10:54 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
Haiku # 70753, June 15, 2021 10:51 pm ET
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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Haiku # 70752, June 15, 2021 5:53 pm ET
by LolityTaw5616 of Russia
russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
Haiku # 70750, June 15, 2021 2:33 pm ET
by moxie
Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
Haiku # 70749, June 15, 2021 8:51 am ET
by Pere de l'Abee of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
Haiku # 70748, June 14, 2021 9:38 pm ET
by Town Crier of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
Haiku # 70747, June 14, 2021 6:42 am ET
by I'm not really a doctor of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
Haiku # 70746, June 12, 2021 8:53 pm ET
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
Haiku # 70745, June 12, 2021 8:51 pm ET
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
Haiku # 70744, June 12, 2021 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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