Ash, you need some faith.
It won't happen just like that.
Go ask Figpucker...
by Eschatology of HAIKOO
The rapture happened.
Only Pee Wee Herman went.
We're all just doomed souls.
by Chair misses him, so very sad.
bring on the rapture
there's been pestilence enough
so let's get airborne
by ash
jesus wowed the crowd
and here we are still waiting
but no curtain call
by ash
it's over too soon
my daylight saving is spent
like my wasted youth
by ash
Tom Bosley’s warm load
Some call it Bechamel sauce
Some call it Elmer’s
by Load Scientist of Sticky Situation
Cannibal Lecture
Rude to talk with your mouth full
Watch me masticate
by Masticator of Porn Hub
You defile this day
With your filthy haiku verse.
You are doomed and damned.
by Apart from the Intervention of GOD
Tom Bosleys ex-wife
Wants her some of that penis
But just not his, see?
by Post-Nuptial Disagreement
Cannibal rectum...
I mean--- Hannibal Lecter!
Something about that...
by Silence of the Pork Roast
Christ goes down to hell.
He speaks to the rephaim.
Some of them listen.
by Truth of the Gospel
Christ is getting scourged.
The Romans crown Him with thorns
And it's all your fault.
by Conversion of The Jews
I am Tom Bosley.
I've contacted my lawyers.
You'll need a defense.
by Thomas B of MY OWN PENIS LAW FIRM LLC.
Dining room table
Mrs. C. (Nude...spread eagle
Our Easter Dinner
by Tom Bosley's dink of Thought it was dead but it is risen
And yet, here you are
Complaining like an old man
Tom Bosley's penis
by Marion Cuntingham
as far i know i
stopped posting here and let folks
no longer know of
this place well i mean
to hear about rectums and
cannibals? when shit
is real now? great old
resets, nothing underground
just evil open...
by That Guy Who used to Come here a lot
Distended rectum.
Pin the anus on itself.
Water sleeve wigglies.
As seen on TV,
Quick Trip, Seven Eleven,
and of course Porn Hub.
Stinky, slippery,
like chitlins you can play with.
But please do not bite.
by Check out my bulge! of Both of them!
Pin the tail on the
anus? Or the cloacae?
Don't mind the ka ka
by Unexpected Splat of Birthday Party (birdbath)
Faint morning birdsong
They want to peck our eyes out
It's in every song
by Bird Avoider
Bet you didn’t know
that midgets are stackable
It’s all on Porn Hub
by Noticer of Details
U so damn BOring.
Yo haiku saw logz. Mm-hm.
Put me right 2 sleep.
by Tyrone of Haiku STREETZ
Refrigerator
Not many peopke keep raw
Severed heads inside
by Cool of running
Haikus are poems
That sometimes do not make sense
Refrigerator
by Anonymous Poet
The party’s over
BadHaiku crawls home alone
Puking in bushes
by Ralph of Bushes
Cannabis cordial
Have you over for dinner
Funyuns and Skittles
by Baked of Under Old Willow
Cordial Cannibals
Have you over for dinner
Just the one time, though
by R.S.V.P of Preparing Tiramisu (it pairs well with you)
Kaleidoscope fad.
High speed semen squirt gun cam.
Meat, your stew neighbor.
by Mandelbrot ejaculate anthropophagus of immaculate chocolate ejaculate
Telescopic dink
Full Moon. Fully extended.
Science Fair Entry
by Editor in Chief of Popular Science
Spreading it on thick
Mineral fertilizer
I call it "shit."
by Shit Spreader of Fart Farm
Telescope hobby
Slow motion orgasm face
Meet your new neighbor
by People of Your Neighborhood
Too much pork fat here.
Only Asia has more SPAM.
Cubes of fried pig skin.
Heart doctor's wet dream.
They'll soon do pig heart transplants.
Perfect irony.
Deliverance squeal.
Close your eyes, hear banjos duel.
Square dance BBQ.
by Think I'll move to French Polynesia. of Fish, veggies, and surfing. Fuck all else.
Nothing to see here
Please keep on moving along
Exit on the left
by Slow week for bad haiku
theyre watching the
faces of those they can spook
even though theyre quite doomed
by mox
I suspect something
Can't put my finger on it
Danger is lurking
by Paranoid about it all of Your local shopping mall
Glory Hole Gardens.
Grow fresh vegetables in your bum
Dirty bum? Green thumb!
by Crockett's Glory Hole Gardens
Which one is a sin
Free range cannibalism
Or regular murder?
by Hungry of 24/7
We apologize
Pussy is sold out today
Frozen Furburger?
by Gatita Estrella of Igloo
I googled "pussy".
But the search could not find it.
It was "offensive".
by Pepe LePew of Always chasing it.
Filthy old pervert.
Leave that hermit crab alone.
Go have an ice cream.
by Just a suggestion.
Second line of the previous haiku contains a silent meow
by Pussy of Grab-able
Breaking Haiku News
Mick Jagger gets a kitten
Pope orders pay cuts
by Noticer of Details of Your Haiku News Source
Shank of the evening
Putting the finishing touch
on this Bad Haiku
by A. Booger of Addressed to you
Olde March Limerick
There was a lad from Haiku
He smelled just like you
by March Wind of Near Cheese (apparently)
Babies will eat you
They can never be trusted
Cook you like bacon
by Margaret Thatcher
Legend of Limpdick
A popsicle stick and tape
made it possible
by Wank E. Ingenuity of Patent Pending
But you cannot change
that which is nonexistant.
Feel the breeze flow through.
by Cool, dry balls
The invitation
It's always extended, Ma'am
The full 12 inches
by Every guy in here's penis of Headed for the door
The ever changing
Never seems to change at all
Like your underwear
by Noticer of Details
Thought it were Cheryl
But it were Farah Fawcett
On that old poster
by ETERNAL of TMPORARY
Russian recipes
How to cook rats or people
Feed your family
Eat your family
Grandma was just delicious
Fuck off Babooshka
by Vladimir Pooten
