I am Tom Bosley.
I've contacted my lawyers.
You'll need a defense.
by Thomas B of MY OWN PENIS LAW FIRM LLC.
Dining room table
Mrs. C. (Nude...spread eagle
Our Easter Dinner
by Tom Bosley's dink of Thought it was dead but it is risen
And yet, here you are
Complaining like an old man
Tom Bosley's penis
by Marion Cuntingham
as far i know i
stopped posting here and let folks
no longer know of
this place well i mean
to hear about rectums and
cannibals? when shit
is real now? great old
resets, nothing underground
just evil open...
by That Guy Who used to Come here a lot
Distended rectum.
Pin the anus on itself.
Water sleeve wigglies.
As seen on TV,
Quick Trip, Seven Eleven,
and of course Porn Hub.
Stinky, slippery,
like chitlins you can play with.
But please do not bite.
by Check out my bulge! of Both of them!
Pin the tail on the
anus? Or the cloacae?
Don't mind the ka ka
by Unexpected Splat of Birthday Party (birdbath)
Faint morning birdsong
They want to peck our eyes out
It's in every song
by Bird Avoider
Bet you didn’t know
that midgets are stackable
It’s all on Porn Hub
by Noticer of Details
U so damn BOring.
Yo haiku saw logz. Mm-hm.
Put me right 2 sleep.
by Tyrone of Haiku STREETZ
Refrigerator
Not many peopke keep raw
Severed heads inside
by Cool of running
Haikus are poems
That sometimes do not make sense
Refrigerator
by Anonymous Poet
The party’s over
BadHaiku crawls home alone
Puking in bushes
by Ralph of Bushes
Cannabis cordial
Have you over for dinner
Funyuns and Skittles
by Baked of Under Old Willow
Cordial Cannibals
Have you over for dinner
Just the one time, though
by R.S.V.P of Preparing Tiramisu (it pairs well with you)
Kaleidoscope fad.
High speed semen squirt gun cam.
Meat, your stew neighbor.
by Mandelbrot ejaculate anthropophagus of immaculate chocolate ejaculate
Telescopic dink
Full Moon. Fully extended.
Science Fair Entry
by Editor in Chief of Popular Science
Spreading it on thick
Mineral fertilizer
I call it "shit."
by Shit Spreader of Fart Farm
Telescope hobby
Slow motion orgasm face
Meet your new neighbor
by People of Your Neighborhood
Too much pork fat here.
Only Asia has more SPAM.
Cubes of fried pig skin.
Heart doctor's wet dream.
They'll soon do pig heart transplants.
Perfect irony.
Deliverance squeal.
Close your eyes, hear banjos duel.
Square dance BBQ.
by Think I'll move to French Polynesia. of Fish, veggies, and surfing. Fuck all else.
Nothing to see here
Please keep on moving along
Exit on the left
by Slow week for bad haiku
theyre watching the
faces of those they can spook
even though theyre quite doomed
by mox
I suspect something
Can't put my finger on it
Danger is lurking
by Paranoid about it all of Your local shopping mall
Glory Hole Gardens.
Grow fresh vegetables in your bum
Dirty bum? Green thumb!
by Crockett's Glory Hole Gardens
Which one is a sin
Free range cannibalism
Or regular murder?
by Hungry of 24/7
We apologize
Pussy is sold out today
Frozen Furburger?
by Gatita Estrella of Igloo
I googled "pussy".
But the search could not find it.
It was "offensive".
by Pepe LePew of Always chasing it.
Filthy old pervert.
Leave that hermit crab alone.
Go have an ice cream.
by Just a suggestion.
Second line of the previous haiku contains a silent meow
by Pussy of Grab-able
Breaking Haiku News
Mick Jagger gets a kitten
Pope orders pay cuts
by Noticer of Details of Your Haiku News Source
Shank of the evening
Putting the finishing touch
on this Bad Haiku
by A. Booger of Addressed to you
Olde March Limerick
There was a lad from Haiku
He smelled just like you
by March Wind of Near Cheese (apparently)
Babies will eat you
They can never be trusted
Cook you like bacon
by Margaret Thatcher
Legend of Limpdick
A popsicle stick and tape
made it possible
by Wank E. Ingenuity of Patent Pending
But you cannot change
that which is nonexistant.
Feel the breeze flow through.
by Cool, dry balls
The invitation
It's always extended, Ma'am
The full 12 inches
by Every guy in here's penis of Headed for the door
The ever changing
Never seems to change at all
Like your underwear
by Noticer of Details
Thought it were Cheryl
But it were Farah Fawcett
On that old poster
by ETERNAL of TMPORARY
Russian recipes
How to cook rats or people
Feed your family
Eat your family
Grandma was just delicious
Fuck off Babooshka
by Vladimir Pooten
I'm Cheryl's left tit
In that 70s poster
Nice to meet you (wet)
by Mammary Whammery of DISCO
Strangled Cock Found Dead
Alien Hand Syndrome Blamed
Cops Finger Suspect
by Farm Report of Manure Bank/ Cannabis Emporium
An eternal stream
You've heard the men from Old Minsk
have the biggest dinsks
by Foot Long of Belarus
There is this one glitch
Our bottled water is piss
May contain some pulp
by Jugs Malone of Long Haul Trucker
Return, O Big Wave
Tsunami of Syllables
Where are you drowned rats?
by Lone Wolf of Under Old Willow
The question remains
Has Bad Haiku jumped the shark?
You all sure clammed up
by Geoduck of Sticking out
This is what drew Mork
to visit our crude planet
(And Laverne's wet snatch)
by Your TV Guide of Couch
Look under the fez
You won't see small potatoes
Happy Days are here
by Tom B. of Tooting my own horn (literally)
Tom Bosley’s Fez
covering his erect shaft
Extra Large Fez
by Tom Bosley’s Boastful Ghoul of Limbo
Patrick Swayzee. Ghost.
Massaging pottery clay
but this time it’s cheese
by Stinky Limberger of Fromunda the bridge
New TV Dinner
In the frozen foods section
Hungry Cannibal
by Clik Clak fresh balls of Oysters Rockefeller
Cassowary Bird
In a Cassowary World
Cassowary Girl
by Cassowary Bird of You Fucking want one?
