North Pole hooker farts.
Frosty toots of prostitutes.
Keeps Santa Claus warm.
Haiku #69552, by Have you been a naughty girl this year? January 11, 2021 6:55 pm ET
Let's discuss my balls.
They would look good in your mouth.
At your funeral.
I'd get lots of pics.
My asshole stuck in your nose.
I might even poop.
You'd get lots of hits.
It would make a cool TikTok.
You'll be popular!
Haiku #69551, by Dying for Fame? of Yep, whores do that. January 11, 2021 6:31 pm ET
Bad Haiku Real News. The Best News.
House adds on the charge
ugliest toupee ever.
Seeks death penalty.
I mean, Jesus Christ!
Toupee looks like piss mop at
Cheetos festival.
Haiku #69550, by To pee or not to pee. of Urination in yer nation. January 11, 2021 4:46 pm ET
Almost Bad Almost Haiku Old News:
And for Rudy Giuliani,
Excitement of Inn Erection.
Borat, but no "splat".
Haiku #69549, by DW of They should have at least given him a moment to whip it out. January 11, 2021 2:39 pm ET
Bad Haiku News
House introduces
impeachment resolution
against Donald Trump
Haiku #69548, by 'Incitement of Insurrection' of Washington D.C. January 11, 2021 11:43 am ET
Trump deserves to die.
Only because of his hair.
No other reason.
Haiku #69547, by Tell me about it, girl friend! of Dreadful, just dreadful! January 11, 2021 10:12 am ET
www.loser.com
Haiku #69546, by Anonymous Poet January 11, 2021 7:25 am ET
https://doctorat.site/
Haiku #69545, by doctorat of california January 11, 2021 7:12 am ET
Whores get cheap tattoos.
They think it makes them special.
Infinitely fake.
Haiku #69544, by The complete lack of love. of It is far more evil than hate. January 11, 2021 6:23 am ET
Drunk on tequila,
slurping down cubes of pork fat,
great for the fetus.
Haiku #69543, by Almost like it's on purpose. of I noticed. January 11, 2021 6:17 am ET
Your cakes look stupid.
Cut out sugar lard icing.
What the fuck is that?!
Haiku #69542, by Fake like everything else about you. January 11, 2021 6:12 am ET
Let's have some ice cream.
Peppermint or bubble gum.
Egg nog is tasty.
Haiku #69541, by I noticed your giant triangular ass wobbles around too much. January 11, 2021 6:10 am ET
Yo, that cop farted!
And right in a brother's face!
Burn down all the stores!
Haiku #69540, by Erkle of course You don't mind if I help myself to this big-screen TV, do you? January 11, 2021 2:58 am ET
There's so much schizm.
It makes me want to jizm.
New feudalism.
Haiku #69539, by AmeriKKKa, the beautiful. of Ghandalf the Grand Wizard. Poof, you're a frog. January 11, 2021 12:41 am ET
What is the problem??
I just want to own some slaves.
Darker is better.
Haiku #69538, by Darth Donald J. Trump, your new Emperor. of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ January 10, 2021 10:16 pm ET
What's that commotion?
Uh oh, the chickens got out.
Talking poly-ticks.
Haiku #69537, by Chickens like ticks. More is better. of Keep f***in' that chicken -- Ernie Anastos January 10, 2021 10:13 pm ET
I'm craving pie now.
Rather than topped with whip cream,
use president fat.
Haiku #69536, by Hannibal Lector of Collaborating w/ Gordon Ramsay January 10, 2021 5:37 pm ET
i'm impeachy keen
your flaccid insurrection
will have its climax