so what do people
do to shut down a world psyop
when we fear punks
by moxie
COVID is all hype.
Ninety percent survival,
No different from flu
by But it Helps their Reset of Course
Trump goes on rampage
Pardons, Relief veto threats
more Covid denial
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hello Wong Lofan !
Merry Christmas to you, sir.
Time to write haiku.
by Eric Swalwell of Swallowed Badly
oh you are still on
here, let the user beware
merry xmas...fnord
by moxie
For Christmas this year
I'm getting ink on my dink.
"Fuck Covid-19!"
That's all there's room for...
after your mom's name on there.
I was really drunk.
by Darth Whorrendous of This Christmas tell your mom I said hi. And leave me some eggnog.
It wasn't a cross.
It was the first Christmas tree.
Jesus was naked.
So Christmas tree balls,
you know what they represent.
Dangling innocence.
by In a sense, the Little Drummer Boy. of Incence. Frakly. Myrrh is overrated. I'll take the gold though.
Nailed to the cross
I ordered a Large Pizza
with free Garlic Knots
by Diary of Jesus H.Christ of Pocket of Flowing Robe
Jesus the trickster.
Christ did not walk on water.
He used a surfboard.
by Long haired longboarding hippie.
Santa saved my soul.
Jesus came down my chimney.
It sure did smell weird.
by Where's my Xmas tree pine air freshener? of Oh, that's right, I smoked it.
Don't forget cookies.
Made with some Turkish Hashish.
That's how Santa flies.
by Flew up the flue. of Don't get the flu!
Fetch me my eggnog!
Alcohol cholesterol.
Happy molecules.
Nutmeg overdose.
Paramedics not surprised.
Remembered last year.
by Adrenaline enema. of Grate me up and sprinkle me on your pumpkin spice latte!
Octopus dildo.
Suction pulls you inside out.
Cris Cringle approves.
by You've been a naughty girl this year! of Better than coal.
Even samurai
say Merry Christmas to the
gaijin intruders.
by Holly-day haiku beheading of Not Japan. Maybe some day soon.
Long Dink Gang hang
Swelling Erection Section
Spelling Correction
by Lung Dunk Gung Hung of Stolen Election Projection
Petrified Forest sourced
Handcrafted Dildos & Dongs
Open For Business
by Nun-Ya of Bird's Nest
it seems politics
breeds a certain dumbass at
least this last batch of...
by VHS of and yes i like Trump, Ted Cruz...like i said exceptions....
Fang Fang fook fooked
87 year old man
Wants to learn English.
Made money for Dim.
Eric Swell Well's "election"
Who likes Mao now! Wow!
Chump Swell Well said Trump!
Was a Russian spy ha ha ha!
While bonking Fang Fang!
But its a secret
And classified restricted
Said moron Eric.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Fang Fang- fook fooked
Eric swell well- hypocrite
Demonrat Chi-spy!
But Trump is bad wow!
Said the jive @$$ Demonrat!
While bonking Chi-spy..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Japanese Haiku:
Nature images in verse.
Boring Zen bullshit.
by Dead Buddha of Lying in Road and Bleeding
All poetry sucks.
But not the good poetry.
Those verses are gold.
by Lyrical Theory of Relativity
silence is violence
so i am told by the dumb
leading the blind to
by vhs
i wonder who the
person is who wants to point
out some things on here
could it be....Satan??!?
by vhs
Haiku News Bureau
Everything you need to know
Just 3 lines to read
by Ten Penny Henry of Longfellow blowing a Wadsworth
Here comes a streaker
Comb over, ballooning ass
Commando and chafed
by Noticer of Details of Washington D.C.
The runaway train
and ensuing derailment
shut down the bathroom
by Engine#2 of Toot Toot
Turkey-neck Rinos
Spineless Republicucks all
May God judge them soon.
by Where did Wong Lofan go?
Just like Dean Browning
Don't even know who you are.
What an effing mess.
by Anonymous Poet
i got the bowl full
of jelly, now to get rid
of the bowl full of...
by moxie of ...i am sure mad libbers will insert foot here
wait, im getting my
handles mixed up here, heart attack
might just happen
by vhs
good thing we were on
the way to build a wall, you
know, deport that guy
by vhs
wonders if 'juan' knows
anyone juish, tikkun olam
happy feast
festival of lights
maccabee? i doubt i can
stop fighting either
by moxie
humility is
the realization i am
just here for a bit
by moxie
Ju so estupeed
Ju don know nawtheeng puto.
Ju need for shut up.
by Poetic Juan of Bad Hangover in Honduran Ditch
how many times have i
lost it on here over the
years? brush myself off
christmas star
by vhs
God so loved the world
Gave dinks for boys, cunts for girls
Nuts for all the squirrels
by Freak of Nature of Laughing Academy
god gave us haiku
that we may submit to him
now and forever
by ash of writing on heaven's door
Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.
by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. of Sewer
first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets
by A. Littlehorny of Look Down
covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less
by ash
Who is this Jared?
Why do you poets hate him?
So, what's the story?
by Curious
Monarch Mind Control
What is your trigger word?
Butterfly Effect
by Pussy Catcher of In the Willow
Metamorphosis.
Something becomes something else.
My dink became hard.
Ain't no butterfly.
Tramp stamp over a whores ass.
So fucking trashy.
by ink think rinky dink dink stink pink of missing link.
Vamoos Heir Scoundrel.
Variety Humping Show.
Vintage Hooker Shoes.
by If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. of Lighten up.
I wrote to Jared.
Asking if he craves Subway.
With extra mayo.
by Foot long fart strong. of Prison zebra stripes like old 3 Stooges skit.
You need some cookies
Write a letter to yourself
Holding space for you
by Between my legs
if something becomes
something else then it is time
for a minor break
by vhs
