Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69196
For Christmas this year
I'm getting ink on my dink.
"Fuck Covid-19!"

That's all there's room for...
after your mom's name on there.
I was really drunk.
Haiku #69196
Posted: December 24, 2020 9:17 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorrendous of This Christmas tell your mom I said hi. And leave me some eggnog.