Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Santa saved my soul.
Jesus came down my chimney.
It sure did smell weird.
Haiku # 69192, December 24, 2020 4:39 am ET
by Where's my Xmas tree pine air freshener? of Oh, that's right, I smoked it.
Don't forget cookies.
Made with some Turkish Hashish.
That's how Santa flies.
Haiku # 69191, December 24, 2020 4:21 am ET
by Flew up the flue. of Don't get the flu!
Fetch me my eggnog!
Alcohol cholesterol.
Happy molecules.

Nutmeg overdose.
Paramedics not surprised.
Remembered last year.
Haiku # 69190, December 24, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Adrenaline enema. of Grate me up and sprinkle me on your pumpkin spice latte!
Octopus dildo.
Suction pulls you inside out.
Cris Cringle approves.
Haiku # 69189, December 24, 2020 3:59 am ET
by You've been a naughty girl this year! of Better than coal.
Even samurai
say Merry Christmas to the
gaijin intruders.
Haiku # 69188, December 24, 2020 3:55 am ET
by Holly-day haiku beheading of Not Japan. Maybe some day soon.
Long Dink Gang hang
Swelling Erection Section
Spelling Correction
Haiku # 69187, December 23, 2020 4:09 pm ET
by Lung Dunk Gung Hung of Stolen Election Projection
Petrified Forest sourced
Handcrafted Dildos & Dongs
Open For Business
Haiku # 69186, December 23, 2020 3:59 pm ET
by Nun-Ya of Bird's Nest
it seems politics
breeds a certain dumbass at
least this last batch of...
Haiku # 69185, December 23, 2020 3:51 pm ET
by VHS of and yes i like Trump, Ted Cruz...like i said exceptions....
Fang Fang fook fooked
87 year old man
Wants to learn English.

Made money for Dim.
Eric Swell Well's "election"
Who likes Mao now! Wow!

Chump Swell Well said Trump!
Was a Russian spy ha ha ha!
While bonking Fang Fang!

But its a secret
And classified restricted
Said moron Eric.
Haiku # 69184, December 23, 2020 3:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Fang Fang- fook fooked
Eric swell well- hypocrite
Demonrat Chi-spy!

But Trump is bad wow!
Said the jive @$$ Demonrat!
While bonking Chi-spy..
Haiku # 69183, December 23, 2020 3:22 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Japanese Haiku:
Nature images in verse.
Boring Zen bullshit.
Haiku # 69182, December 23, 2020 1:22 pm ET
by Dead Buddha of Lying in Road and Bleeding
All poetry sucks.
But not the good poetry.
Those verses are gold.
Haiku # 69181, December 23, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by Lyrical Theory of Relativity
silence is violence
so i am told by the dumb
leading the blind to
Haiku # 69180, December 23, 2020 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder who the
person is who wants to point
out some things on here

could it be....Satan??!?
Haiku # 69179, December 23, 2020 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku News Bureau
Everything you need to know
Just 3 lines to read
Haiku # 69178, December 22, 2020 9:29 pm ET
by Ten Penny Henry of Longfellow blowing a Wadsworth
Here comes a streaker
Comb over, ballooning ass
Commando and chafed
Haiku # 69177, December 22, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Washington D.C.
The runaway train
and ensuing derailment
shut down the bathroom
Haiku # 69176, December 22, 2020 6:58 pm ET
by Engine#2 of Toot Toot
Turkey-neck Rinos
Spineless Republicucks all
May God judge them soon.
Haiku # 69175, December 22, 2020 4:12 pm ET
by Where did Wong Lofan go?
Just like Dean Browning
Don't even know who you are.
What an effing mess.
Haiku # 69174, December 22, 2020 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i got the bowl full
of jelly, now to get rid
of the bowl full of...
Haiku # 69173, December 22, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by moxie of ...i am sure mad libbers will insert foot here
wait, im getting my
handles mixed up here, heart attack
might just happen
Haiku # 69172, December 22, 2020 1:03 pm ET
by vhs
good thing we were on
the way to build a wall, you
know, deport that guy
Haiku # 69171, December 22, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by vhs
wonders if 'juan' knows
anyone juish, tikkun olam
happy feast

festival of lights
maccabee? i doubt i can
stop fighting either
Haiku # 69170, December 22, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by moxie
humility is
the realization i am
just here for a bit
Haiku # 69169, December 22, 2020 12:58 pm ET
by moxie
Ju so estupeed
Ju don know nawtheeng puto.
Ju need for shut up.
Haiku # 69168, December 22, 2020 12:41 pm ET
by Poetic Juan of Bad Hangover in Honduran Ditch
how many times have i
lost it on here over the
years? brush myself off

christmas star
Haiku # 69167, December 22, 2020 9:26 am ET
by vhs
God so loved the world
Gave dinks for boys, cunts for girls
Nuts for all the squirrels
Haiku # 69166, December 22, 2020 5:42 am ET
by Freak of Nature of Laughing Academy
god gave us haiku
that we may submit to him
now and forever
Haiku # 69165, December 22, 2020 4:03 am ET
by ash of writing on heaven's door
Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.
Haiku # 69164, December 22, 2020 3:05 am ET
by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. of Sewer
first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix
Haiku # 69163, December 22, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright
Haiku # 69162, December 22, 2020 12:55 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night
Haiku # 69161, December 22, 2020 12:54 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets
Haiku # 69160, December 22, 2020 12:50 am ET
by A. Littlehorny of Look Down
covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less
Haiku # 69159, December 21, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by ash
Who is this Jared?
Why do you poets hate him?
So, what's the story?
Haiku # 69158, December 21, 2020 6:29 pm ET
by Curious
Monarch Mind Control
What is your trigger word?
Butterfly Effect
Haiku # 69157, December 21, 2020 6:24 pm ET
by Pussy Catcher of In the Willow
Metamorphosis.
Something becomes something else.
My dink became hard.

Ain't no butterfly.
Tramp stamp over a whores ass.
So fucking trashy.
Haiku # 69156, December 21, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by ink think rinky dink dink stink pink of missing link.
Vamoos Heir Scoundrel.
Variety Humping Show.
Vintage Hooker Shoes.
Haiku # 69155, December 21, 2020 5:25 pm ET
by If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. of Lighten up.
I wrote to Jared.
Asking if he craves Subway.
With extra mayo.
Haiku # 69154, December 21, 2020 5:16 pm ET
by Foot long fart strong. of Prison zebra stripes like old 3 Stooges skit.
You need some cookies
Write a letter to yourself
Holding space for you
Haiku # 69153, December 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Between my legs
if something becomes
something else then it is time
for a minor break
Haiku # 69152, December 21, 2020 1:06 pm ET
by vhs
oops, i was so frag
and upset i posted more
fragile angry stuff
Haiku # 69151, December 21, 2020 12:45 pm ET
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
Haiku # 69150, December 21, 2020 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
Haiku # 69149, December 21, 2020 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
it is good to be
fragile, putos like you die gunned
down by other pedo

gangbangers...you are worthless
Haiku # 69148, December 21, 2020 12:26 pm ET
by vhs
i dont know, its real
easy to bluster behind
a screen but thats it
Haiku # 69147, December 21, 2020 12:21 pm ET
by vhs
everyone is a
piece of fragile and tough, do
you look at a crib

of babies and say
those words to them, how worthless
and weak innocense is?
Haiku # 69146, December 21, 2020 12:20 pm ET
by vhs
its just a tempest
in a tea cup, words on a
screen, but here we go
Haiku # 69145, December 21, 2020 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
Yo soy el gallo:
Macho de machos, putos.
Viva mi reino!
Haiku # 69144, December 21, 2020 12:09 pm ET
by Juan, Drunk with Machete of Rural Honduras
So very fragile
Like your masculinity
All puff and bluster
Haiku # 69143, December 21, 2020 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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