Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.
by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. of Sewer
first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets
by A. Littlehorny of Look Down
covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less
by ash
Who is this Jared?
Why do you poets hate him?
So, what's the story?
by Curious
Monarch Mind Control
What is your trigger word?
Butterfly Effect
by Pussy Catcher of In the Willow
Metamorphosis.
Something becomes something else.
My dink became hard.
Ain't no butterfly.
Tramp stamp over a whores ass.
So fucking trashy.
by ink think rinky dink dink stink pink of missing link.
Vamoos Heir Scoundrel.
Variety Humping Show.
Vintage Hooker Shoes.
by If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. of Lighten up.
I wrote to Jared.
Asking if he craves Subway.
With extra mayo.
by Foot long fart strong. of Prison zebra stripes like old 3 Stooges skit.
You need some cookies
Write a letter to yourself
Holding space for you
by Between my legs
if something becomes
something else then it is time
for a minor break
by vhs
oops, i was so frag
and upset i posted more
fragile angry stuff
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line
into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i
would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line
into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i
would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
by vhs
it is good to be
fragile, putos like you die gunned
down by other pedo
gangbangers...you are worthless
by vhs
i dont know, its real
easy to bluster behind
a screen but thats it
by vhs
everyone is a
piece of fragile and tough, do
you look at a crib
of babies and say
those words to them, how worthless
and weak innocense is?
by vhs
its just a tempest
in a tea cup, words on a
screen, but here we go
by vhs
Yo soy el gallo:
Macho de machos, putos.
Viva mi reino!
by Juan, Drunk with Machete of Rural Honduras
So very fragile
Like your masculinity
All puff and bluster
by Anonymous Poet
i just re ran a
elmore leonard novel in
my mind on my race
on the treadmill what
anger i meditate on
when someone on here
sets me off
by vhs
im here to have fun
and enjoy this place, now fuck off
finish your beer pal
and go jerk off in peace
by vhs
what, you expect a
rap battle with a spam like
that? let me write, prick
by vhs
You think this is he'll?
Then you ain't seen shit cupcake
Weak American
by Anonymous Poet
stuff has to go to
a place somewhere, and if this
is 'hell', here i am
by vhs
Wake up and smell it:
The foul stench of Figpucker.
Then pray for his soul.
by Right Reverend Rector of Rectification
Someone once told me
that I ate like a raccoon
What do you think?
by Gatita Estrella of Pacific Northwest
Six hundred dollars
None for ash nor Figpucker
When the eagle shits
by Noticer of Details of Under old willow
court with his pants down
unpresidented appeal
by that man of steal
by ash
How's Jared doing?
Does he miss free sandwiches?
I bet he gets AIDS.
He'll really lose weight.
Skinny as hell when he's freed.
I'd buy him a sub.
by DW of Not Subway, but I still think their sandwiches are okay.
Never wipe your ass.
Spay away with a bidet.
Your ass will thank you.
by DW of Outside you bathroom window watching you poo.
Cunt fuck shit piss cock.
Dingleberry goat raper.
Cum guzzling street whore.
by George Carlin of Heaven. Yes, you read that correctly, mother fucker.
I just want to say
that I love all you poets
Even you perverts
by Emily Dinkinson of My room
Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe
by Keep wiping of Until you don't see any orange
nanny state reveals
lack of hope, no appeal to
social justice cult
by vhs
Rhinoceros dung
Wrinkled rhinoceros dong
Rhinoceros dink
by Zoo Pervert of Zoo
Y'all aint ANGLICAN.
Y'all aint nuthin. Y'all so WACK.
Thanks be unto God.
by Anglican Rector of Rectitude
Your stunning verses
Cannot hold a candle to
Your filthy butt-face
by Haiku Star of Assassin Assessment
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
R S T U V
W X Y and Z
Now I know fuck all.
Counting is stupid.
And what the fuck do you know?
Nanny 9-1-1.
by Eric Cartman of South Park Elementary School
Chinese are so weird.
They are like dragon people
With no compassion.
by Yellow Hordes of The East
Syllababobbles.
Syllabic sibillaries
Sybilline stupid
by The Syllabic Count of Haiku
Cough. Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I'm schizo.
And so am I. Cough.
by Syllable of 13 Personalities
Yes, I'm a real bitch
Don't be fooled by my sexy voice
You better watch out
by Syllable Shepherd of Waiting for you to fuck up
Syllables please, boys.
This is the haiku nanny
and you have been warned.
by Nanny State of Syllable Enforcement
So now we'll call you
Vaginal Hemorrhage Suspend.
Social syphilis.
Social diseases are only slightly more repugnant than social media. "Suspent" should be the past test of suspend.
Suspent from high school.
by fuck syllables.
i was suspended
from social media cause
funny is politically incorrect.
these people need theeapy
by vhs
Santa voted Trump.
He and his elves are angry.
Christmas affected.
by Red Suit of North Pole Lawfare
No matter what year
Ho ho homeostasis
Santa stays the same
by How does he do it?
