Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Japanese Haiku:
Nature images in verse.
Boring Zen bullshit.
Haiku # 69182, December 23, 2020 1:22 pm ET
by Dead Buddha of Lying in Road and Bleeding
All poetry sucks.
But not the good poetry.
Those verses are gold.
Haiku # 69181, December 23, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by Lyrical Theory of Relativity
silence is violence
so i am told by the dumb
leading the blind to
Haiku # 69180, December 23, 2020 12:08 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder who the
person is who wants to point
out some things on here

could it be....Satan??!?
Haiku # 69179, December 23, 2020 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku News Bureau
Everything you need to know
Just 3 lines to read
Haiku # 69178, December 22, 2020 9:29 pm ET
by Ten Penny Henry of Longfellow blowing a Wadsworth
Here comes a streaker
Comb over, ballooning ass
Commando and chafed
Haiku # 69177, December 22, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Washington D.C.
The runaway train
and ensuing derailment
shut down the bathroom
Haiku # 69176, December 22, 2020 6:58 pm ET
by Engine#2 of Toot Toot
Turkey-neck Rinos
Spineless Republicucks all
May God judge them soon.
Haiku # 69175, December 22, 2020 4:12 pm ET
by Where did Wong Lofan go?
Just like Dean Browning
Don't even know who you are.
What an effing mess.
Haiku # 69174, December 22, 2020 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i got the bowl full
of jelly, now to get rid
of the bowl full of...
Haiku # 69173, December 22, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by moxie of ...i am sure mad libbers will insert foot here
wait, im getting my
handles mixed up here, heart attack
might just happen
Haiku # 69172, December 22, 2020 1:03 pm ET
by vhs
good thing we were on
the way to build a wall, you
know, deport that guy
Haiku # 69171, December 22, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by vhs
wonders if 'juan' knows
anyone juish, tikkun olam
happy feast

festival of lights
maccabee? i doubt i can
stop fighting either
Haiku # 69170, December 22, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by moxie
humility is
the realization i am
just here for a bit
Haiku # 69169, December 22, 2020 12:58 pm ET
by moxie
Ju so estupeed
Ju don know nawtheeng puto.
Ju need for shut up.
Haiku # 69168, December 22, 2020 12:41 pm ET
by Poetic Juan of Bad Hangover in Honduran Ditch
how many times have i
lost it on here over the
years? brush myself off

christmas star
Haiku # 69167, December 22, 2020 9:26 am ET
by vhs
God so loved the world
Gave dinks for boys, cunts for girls
Nuts for all the squirrels
Haiku # 69166, December 22, 2020 5:42 am ET
by Freak of Nature of Laughing Academy
god gave us haiku
that we may submit to him
now and forever
Haiku # 69165, December 22, 2020 4:03 am ET
by ash of writing on heaven's door
Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.
Haiku # 69164, December 22, 2020 3:05 am ET
by Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. of Sewer
first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix
Haiku # 69163, December 22, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright
Haiku # 69162, December 22, 2020 12:55 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night
Haiku # 69161, December 22, 2020 12:54 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets
Haiku # 69160, December 22, 2020 12:50 am ET
by A. Littlehorny of Look Down
covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less
Haiku # 69159, December 21, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by ash
Who is this Jared?
Why do you poets hate him?
So, what's the story?
Haiku # 69158, December 21, 2020 6:29 pm ET
by Curious
Monarch Mind Control
What is your trigger word?
Butterfly Effect
Haiku # 69157, December 21, 2020 6:24 pm ET
by Pussy Catcher of In the Willow
Metamorphosis.
Something becomes something else.
My dink became hard.

Ain't no butterfly.
Tramp stamp over a whores ass.
So fucking trashy.
Haiku # 69156, December 21, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by ink think rinky dink dink stink pink of missing link.
Vamoos Heir Scoundrel.
Variety Humping Show.
Vintage Hooker Shoes.
Haiku # 69155, December 21, 2020 5:25 pm ET
by If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. of Lighten up.
I wrote to Jared.
Asking if he craves Subway.
With extra mayo.
Haiku # 69154, December 21, 2020 5:16 pm ET
by Foot long fart strong. of Prison zebra stripes like old 3 Stooges skit.
You need some cookies
Write a letter to yourself
Holding space for you
Haiku # 69153, December 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Between my legs
if something becomes
something else then it is time
for a minor break
Haiku # 69152, December 21, 2020 1:06 pm ET
by vhs
oops, i was so frag
and upset i posted more
fragile angry stuff
Haiku # 69151, December 21, 2020 12:45 pm ET
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
Haiku # 69150, December 21, 2020 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well
Haiku # 69149, December 21, 2020 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
it is good to be
fragile, putos like you die gunned
down by other pedo

gangbangers...you are worthless
Haiku # 69148, December 21, 2020 12:26 pm ET
by vhs
i dont know, its real
easy to bluster behind
a screen but thats it
Haiku # 69147, December 21, 2020 12:21 pm ET
by vhs
everyone is a
piece of fragile and tough, do
you look at a crib

of babies and say
those words to them, how worthless
and weak innocense is?
Haiku # 69146, December 21, 2020 12:20 pm ET
by vhs
its just a tempest
in a tea cup, words on a
screen, but here we go
Haiku # 69145, December 21, 2020 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
Yo soy el gallo:
Macho de machos, putos.
Viva mi reino!
Haiku # 69144, December 21, 2020 12:09 pm ET
by Juan, Drunk with Machete of Rural Honduras
So very fragile
Like your masculinity
All puff and bluster
Haiku # 69143, December 21, 2020 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i just re ran a
elmore leonard novel in
my mind on my race

on the treadmill what
anger i meditate on
when someone on here

sets me off
Haiku # 69142, December 21, 2020 11:15 am ET
by vhs
im here to have fun
and enjoy this place, now fuck off
finish your beer pal

and go jerk off in peace
Haiku # 69141, December 21, 2020 10:37 am ET
by vhs
what, you expect a
rap battle with a spam like
that? let me write, prick
Haiku # 69140, December 21, 2020 10:34 am ET
by vhs
You think this is he'll?
Then you ain't seen shit cupcake
Weak American
Haiku # 69139, December 21, 2020 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stuff has to go to
a place somewhere, and if this
is 'hell', here i am
Haiku # 69138, December 21, 2020 9:07 am ET
by vhs
Wake up and smell it:
The foul stench of Figpucker.
Then pray for his soul.
Haiku # 69137, December 21, 2020 8:40 am ET
by Right Reverend Rector of Rectification
Someone once told me
that I ate like a raccoon
What do you think?
Haiku # 69136, December 21, 2020 4:59 am ET
by Gatita Estrella of Pacific Northwest
Six hundred dollars
None for ash nor Figpucker
When the eagle shits
Haiku # 69135, December 21, 2020 4:51 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Under old willow
court with his pants down
unpresidented appeal
by that man of steal
Haiku # 69134, December 21, 2020 2:06 am ET
by ash
How's Jared doing?
Does he miss free sandwiches?
I bet he gets AIDS.

He'll really lose weight.
Skinny as hell when he's freed.
I'd buy him a sub.
Haiku # 69133, December 21, 2020 1:38 am ET
by DW of Not Subway, but I still think their sandwiches are okay.
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